{"id":2843,"date":"2025-06-18T16:49:00","date_gmt":"2025-06-18T11:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/amazinglifeblog.com\/?p=2843"},"modified":"2025-06-18T16:49:32","modified_gmt":"2025-06-18T11:19:32","slug":"gurujis-comedy-news-bulletin-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amazinglifeblog.com\/index.php\/2025\/06\/18\/gurujis-comedy-news-bulletin-11\/","title":{"rendered":"GURUJI\u2019s COMEDY NEWS BULLETIN"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

\ud83d\udce3 Dear friends, \ud83e\udd39\u200d\u2642\ufe0f \ud83d\udce2) \ud83d\udc53<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I\u2019m your Guruji \u2013 here to serve you the hottest news with a dash of humour! \ud83d\ude04<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83d\udc53 Read it. \ud83d\ude02 Laugh it. \ud83d\udde3\ufe0f Share it.!<\/em> \ud83c\udf36\ufe0f\ud83d\udcfa<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Choose happiness today and every day”<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

\ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f \ud83d\ude0e \ud83e\udd13 \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/strong>\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude1c \ud83e\udd2a \ud83d\ude0f \ud83e\udd74 \ud83e\udd2f \ud83e\udd74 \ud83d\ude0f \ud83e\udd2a \ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude02 \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/strong> \ud83e\udd13 \ud83d\ude0e \ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Guruji Presents: Breaking News with a Belly Laugh!<\/em><\/strong> <\/strong>\ud83e\udd2a\ud83c\udf99\ufe0f<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

News<\/strong> \ud83d\udc53 \ud83c\udfad<\/strong> \ud83d\udce2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83d\uded5<\/strong> PM Modi gets Cyprus\u2019 top civilian award<\/a>
<\/strong>\ud83d\udc49<\/strong> Guruji<\/em>: \u201cNow even Cyprus is a Modiji fan! Only Greece is left\u2026 its award is pending too! <\/strong>\ud83c\udfc5\ud83c\udf0d\ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf3<\/strong>\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

News<\/strong> \ud83d\udc53 \ud83c\udfad<\/strong> \ud83d\udce2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83e\uddd4\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/strong> Trump says he wants a \u201creal end\u201d to Iran-Israel war
<\/a><\/strong>\ud83d\udc49<\/strong> Guruji<\/em>: \u201cFirst end your Twitter wars, then talk about real wars, Mr. Trump! <\/strong>\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udcf1\u270c\ufe0f\ud83d\udca3<\/strong>\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

News<\/strong> \ud83d\udc53 \ud83c\udfad<\/strong> \ud83d\udce2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83c\udfc3\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/strong> Trump leaves G7 early, warns Tehran to evacuate
<\/strong>\ud83d\udc49<\/strong> Guruji<\/em>: \u201cIs this G7 or a Bigg Boss elimination episode?\u201d <\/strong>\ud83e\uddf3\u2708\ufe0f\ud83d\udcfa<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

News<\/strong> \ud83d\udc53 \ud83c\udfad<\/strong> \ud83d\udce2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83e\uddd4\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 “Unconditional Surrender,” Trump Warns Iran Through Social Media Posts
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says: \u201cTrump is now a WhatsApp uncle with nuclear codes! \ud83d\udcf1\ud83d\udca3 \u2018Beta, surrender warna I\u2019ll unfriend you!\u2019 \ud83e\udd23\ud83d\udd75\ufe0f\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

News<\/strong> \ud83d\udc53 \ud83c\udfad<\/strong> \ud83d\udce2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83e\udd1d\ud83c\udf0d PM Modi meets Meloni at G7 in Canada; both leaders reaffirm\u2026
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji whispers: \u201cModi ji and Meloni ji clicked more selfies than G7 resolutions \ud83d\udcf8\ud83e\udd1d \u2014 Looks like it\u2019s Rome-ance diplomacy!<\/em> \u2764\ufe0f\ud83c\udf10\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

News<\/strong> \ud83d\udc53 \ud83c\udfad<\/strong> \ud83d\udce2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf3\ud83c\udde8\ud83c\udde6 India and Canada return ambassadors as Carney and Modi seek to move on from assassination dispute
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji reports: \u201cAmbassadors back in action! \ud83c\udf9f\ufe0f\u2708\ufe0f Now they\u2019ll fight only in UN, not on WhatsApp forwards! \ud83d\ude06\ud83d\udcec\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

News<\/strong> \ud83d\udc53 \ud83c\udfad<\/strong> \ud83d\udce2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83e\uddb3\ud83d\udc69 \u2018Fully agree with you, Meloni,\u2019 Modi bonds with Italy PM at G7 summit
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji quips: \u201cPM Modi found his pasta partner! \ud83c\udf5d\ud83d\ude02 Next G7 may have biryani-pizza fusion night! \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf3\u2764\ufe0f\ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

News<\/strong> \ud83d\udc53 \ud83c\udfad<\/strong> \ud83d\udce2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83d\udc6e\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83d\udc66 Father, son join together as UP constables<\/a>
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji laughs: \u201cWhen the father says \u2018Don\u2019t talk to criminals!\u2019 and son says \u2018Papa, that\u2019s my job now too!\u2019 \ud83d\udc6e\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc76\u200d\u2642\ufe0f Family arrest plan activated!<\/em> \ud83d\ude93\ud83d\udca5\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

News<\/strong> \ud83d\udc53 \ud83c\udfad<\/strong> \ud83d\udce2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83d\ude0e\ud83d\udd0d \u2018We know where he\u2019s hiding, won\u2019t kill him, for now\u2019: Trump warns Iran again
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji: \u201cTrump\u2019s playing hide-and-seek with missiles \ud83d\ude31\ud83d\ude80 \u2018Peekaboo, Iran! You\u2019re it!\u2019 \ud83d\udd76\ufe0f\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8\ud83e\udd16\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

News<\/strong> \ud83d\udc53 \ud83c\udfad<\/strong> \ud83d\udce2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83e\uddd5<\/strong> Iran\u2019s Khamenei isolated, son rising after Israeli strikes
<\/strong>\ud83d\udc49<\/strong> Guruji<\/em>: \u201cIran’s version of Game of Thrones \u2013 King out, Prince warming up! <\/strong>\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udcc9<\/strong>\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

News<\/strong> \ud83d\udc53 \ud83c\udfad<\/strong> \ud83d\udce2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83d\udca3<\/strong> Israel says Iran\u2019s generals \u2018on the run\u2019
<\/strong>\ud83d\udc49<\/strong> Guruji<\/em>: \u201cRunning faster than teenagers when their dad enters the room! <\/strong>\ud83c\udfc3\ud83d\udca5\ud83c\udfe0<\/strong>\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

News<\/strong> \ud83d\udc53 \ud83c\udfad<\/strong> \ud83d\udce2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2622\ufe0f<\/strong> Tehran\u2019s underground nuclear site damaged
<\/strong>\ud83d\udc49<\/strong> Guruji<\/em>: \u201cIt was underground, but Israeli GPS found it anyway! Long live Google Maps! <\/strong>\ud83d\udef0\ufe0f\ud83d\udccd\ud83d\udca3<\/strong>\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

News<\/strong> \ud83d\udc53 \ud83c\udfad<\/strong> \ud83d\udce2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83e\udd1d<\/strong> Russia may broker peace between Israel & Iran
<\/a><\/strong>\ud83d\udc49<\/strong> Guruji<\/em>: \u201cPutin says: \u2018I got this!\u2019 Now world peace might be Made in Russia! <\/strong>\ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83c\udf75\ud83c\uddf7\ud83c\uddfa<\/strong>\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

News<\/strong> \ud83d\udc53 \ud83c\udfad<\/strong> \ud83d\udce2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83c\udfde\ufe0f<\/strong> IATO: Jammu & Kashmir is as safe as any other place
<\/strong>\ud83d\udc49<\/strong> Guruji<\/em>: \u201cTime to plan your honeymoon: Katra + Gulmarg + selfies with soldiers! <\/strong>\ud83d\udc91\ud83d\udcf8\ud83d\uddfb<\/strong>\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

News<\/strong> \ud83d\udc53 \ud83c\udfad<\/strong> \ud83d\udce2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83c\uddf5\ud83c\uddf0<\/strong> Asim Munir called \u2018Killer of Pakistanis\u2019 by diaspora
<\/strong>\ud83d\udc49<\/strong> Guruji<\/em>: \u201cIn the US, Asim Munir got more boos than a villain at a wrestling match! <\/strong>\ud83d\ude45\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83c\udfa4\ud83d\udc4e<\/strong>\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

News<\/strong> \ud83d\udc53 \ud83c\udfad<\/strong> \ud83d\udce2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83d\udca3<\/strong> Trump\u2019s \u2018Big Bad Bomb\u2019 \u2013 Israel\u2019s dream weapon
<\/strong>\ud83d\udc49<\/strong> Guruji<\/em>: \u201cIs it a bomb or a Diwali firecracker fantasy? Israel says: \u2018We want it, NOW!\u2019 <\/strong>\ud83d\udca5\ud83c\udf81\ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf1<\/strong>\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

News<\/strong> \ud83d\udc53 \ud83c\udfad<\/strong> \ud83d\udce2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83d\udd75\ufe0f<\/strong> Mossad ghost army running wild in Iran
<\/strong>\ud83d\udc49<\/strong> Guruji<\/em>: \u201cGhost army? This has turned into Paranormal Warfare! <\/strong>\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2b\ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf1<\/strong>\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

News<\/strong> \ud83d\udc53 \ud83c\udfad<\/strong> \ud83d\udce2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83d\ude45<\/strong> Trump refuses peace talks with Iran
<\/strong>\ud83d\udc49<\/strong> Guruji<\/em>: \u201cLooks like he exited the peace WhatsApp group! <\/strong>\ud83d\ude48\ud83d\udcf5\ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf7<\/strong>\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

News<\/strong> \ud83d\udc53 \ud83c\udfad<\/strong> \ud83d\udce2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83d\udeab<\/strong> Asim Munir booed in US, called \u2018Killer from Islamabad\u2019
<\/strong>\ud83d\udc49<\/strong> Guruji<\/em>: \u201cEven in the US, people hear his name and press \u2018escape\u2019! <\/strong>\u2328\ufe0f\ud83d\udd73\ufe0f<\/strong>\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

News<\/strong> \ud83d\udc53 \ud83c\udfad<\/strong> \ud83d\udce2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83d\udcb7<\/strong> Robert Vadra skips ED summons again
<\/strong>\ud83d\udc49<\/strong> Guruji<\/em>: \u201cEven the ED says now: \u2018At least join us on Zoom, we just want to see your face!\u2019 <\/strong>\ud83d\udcbb\ud83d\udeaa\ud83d\ude43<\/strong>\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

News<\/strong> \ud83d\udc53 \ud83c\udfad<\/strong> \ud83d\udce2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2708\ufe0f<\/strong> Bihar to get six new airports
<\/strong>\ud83d\udc49<\/strong> Guruji<\/em>: \u201cFrom Patna to Paris? First build the runway, and don\u2019t forget a tea stall at the airport too! <\/strong>\u2708\ufe0f\u2615\ud83c\udfd7\ufe0f<\/strong>\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

News<\/strong> \ud83d\udc53 \ud83c\udfad<\/strong> \ud83d\udce2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83e\udd16<\/strong> AI may cause mass job losses, says Hinton
<\/strong>\ud83d\udc49<\/strong> Guruji<\/em>: \u201cBots will replace bosses, and emojis will replace employees \u2013 welcome to your future office! <\/strong>\ud83d\ude02\ud83e\udd16\ud83d\udcbc<\/strong>\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

News<\/strong> \ud83d\udc53 \ud83c\udfad<\/strong> \ud83d\udce2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83d\udcc9<\/strong> India\u2019s WPI hits 14-month low in May
<\/strong>\ud83d\udc49<\/strong> Guruji<\/em>: \u201cPrices dropped, but mom\u2019s scolding is still high pressure every day! <\/strong>\ud83e\uddc5\ud83d\udcc9\ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83d\udc66<\/strong>\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83e\udd23<\/strong> Stay tuned with Guruji\u2019s Comedy Bulletin<\/em> \u2013 where even serious news gets a dose of spicy fun! <\/strong>\ud83c\udf36\ufe0f\ud83d\udce2<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83d\ude0e\ud83d\ude4f \u2014 Guruji signing off with shanti and sarcasm!<\/em> \ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udcdc\ud83d\udcac<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83d\udce2 “Stay informed, stay hilarious \u2013 Guruji guarantees no boredom!”<\/em> \ud83d\udca5\ud83c\udf89<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Guruji<\/strong> \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/strong>\ud83d\ude07\ud83d\udce2<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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