\ud83d\udce3 Dear friends, \ud83e\udd39\u200d\u2642\ufe0f \ud83d\udce2) \ud83d\udc53<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\ude04 <\/strong>Guruji Comedy Bulletin \ud83d\ude04 \ud83d\udc53 Read it. \ud83d\ude02 Laugh it. \ud83d\udde3\ufe0f Share it.!<\/em> \ud83c\udf36\ufe0f\ud83d\udcfa<\/p>\n\n\n\n “Choose happiness today and every day”<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\udc49 amazinglifeblog.com<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f \ud83d\ude0e \ud83e\udd13 \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/strong>\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude1c \ud83e\udd2a \ud83d\ude0f \ud83e\udd74 \ud83e\udd2f \ud83e\udd74 \ud83d\ude0f \ud83e\udd2a \ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude02 \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/strong> \ud83e\udd13 \ud83d\ude0e \ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2642\ufe0f Guruji Presents: The News Bulletin with Wisdom & Wah Wah!<\/em> \ud83c\udf0d\ud83c\udfa4\u2728 News<\/strong> \ud83d\udc53 \ud83c\udfad<\/strong> \ud83d\udce2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\uddd3\ufe0f 11 Years of Modi Govt: Reform, Resilience, Rising India<\/strong> News<\/strong> \ud83d\udc53 \ud83c\udfad<\/strong> \ud83d\udce2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2708\ufe0f PM in Croatia: No solutions from battlefields<\/strong> News<\/strong> \ud83d\udc53 \ud83c\udfad<\/strong> \ud83d\udce2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\udc65 At G7 Summit, PM urges global action against terrorism<\/strong> News<\/strong> \ud83d\udc53 \ud83c\udfad<\/strong> \ud83d\udce2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83c\udf5b \u2018I love Pak\u2019: Trump hosts army chief Munir for lunch<\/strong> News<\/strong> \ud83d\udc53 \ud83c\udfad<\/strong> \ud83d\udce2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\udcc8 SEBI unveils moves to boost ease of biz<\/strong> News<\/strong> \ud83d\udc53 \ud83c\udfad<\/strong> \ud83d\udce2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83c\udfeb ED searches 37 in classroom \u2018scam\u2019<\/strong> News<\/strong> \ud83d\udc53 \ud83c\udfad<\/strong> \ud83d\udce2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83c\udf93 India hits new high in QS rankings with 54 entrants<\/strong> News<\/strong> \ud83d\udc53 \ud83c\udfad<\/strong> \ud83d\udce2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\udcbb FM to Fintechs: Look for solutions to cyber frauds<\/strong> News<\/strong> \ud83d\udc53 \ud83c\udfad<\/strong> \ud83d\udce2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83c\udf04 Modi in G7: Resets in the Rockies<\/strong> News<\/strong> \ud83d\udc53 \ud83c\udfad<\/strong> \ud83d\udce2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83e\uddd8 Yog is Beginning of the End<\/strong> News<\/strong> \ud83d\udc53 \ud83c\udfad<\/strong> \ud83d\udce2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83c\uddf5\ud83c\uddf0 Trump appears to enlist Pak support against Iran<\/strong> News<\/strong> \ud83d\udc53 \ud83c\udfad<\/strong> \ud83d\udce2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\udca3 US military ready to carry out Trump\u2019s orders on Iran<\/strong> News<\/strong> \ud83d\udc53 \ud83c\udfad<\/strong> \ud83d\udce2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\ude80 Iran preparing missiles for retaliatory strikes<\/strong> News<\/strong> \ud83d\udc53 \ud83c\udfad<\/strong> \ud83d\udce2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f Solutions not on battlefields \u2013 PM in Croatia<\/strong> News<\/strong> \ud83d\udc53 \ud83c\udfad<\/strong> \ud83d\udce2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\ude97 FASTag annual pass goes live on August 15<\/strong> News<\/strong> \ud83d\udc53 \ud83c\udfad<\/strong> \ud83d\udce2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2642\ufe0f Guruji\u2019s Trump Tandoori Comedy Special! \ud83c\udf57\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8\ud83d\ude04 Trump & Twitter<\/strong> Trump on Climate Change<\/strong> Trump’s Hair<\/strong> Trump\u2019s Love for Golf<\/strong> Trump & Pakistan<\/strong> Trump’s Comeback Plans<\/strong> \ud83d\udd1a Guruji\u2019s Final Trump Tip: \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2642\ufe0f Guruji\u2019s Thought of the Day: \ud83d\udce3 Until tomorrow\u2026 stay wise, stay funny, stay FASTagged!<\/em> \ud83e\udd2a\ud83d\udce1\u2728<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\udce2 “Stay informed, stay hilarious \u2013 Guruji guarantees no boredom!”<\/em> \ud83d\udca5\ud83c\udf89<\/p>\n\n\n\n Yours,<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\udcd8\ud83d\udd8a\ufe0f\ud83d\ude04 \u201cGuRuJi KaMaRaJ\u201d<\/em> \ud83c\udfad\ud83d\udc74\u2728 \ud83d\ude07\ud83d\udce2<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f \ud83d\ude0e \ud83e\udd13 \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/strong>\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude1c \ud83e\udd2a \ud83d\ude0f \ud83e\udd74 \ud83e\udd2f \ud83e\udd74 \ud83d\ude0f \ud83e\udd2a \ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude02 \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/strong> \ud83e\udd13 \ud83d\ude0e \ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \ud83d\udce3 Dear friends, \ud83e\udd39\u200d\u2642\ufe0f \ud83d\udce2) \ud83d\udc53 \ud83d\ude04 Guruji Comedy Bulletin \ud83d\ude04\ud83c\udfa4 With Breaking Laughs & Shocking Giggles! 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\ud83c\udfa4 With Breaking Laughs & Shocking Giggles!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
Today\u2019s headlines \u2013 with a dose of laughter and laddu-sized logic!<\/em> \ud83d\ude04\ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f Modi Ji\u2019s government is like strong filter coffee \u2013 kadak, consistent, and still hot after 11 years!<\/em> \u2615\ud83d\udd25\ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf3<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udca3 Modi Ji said \u201cNo more dhishum-dhishum, let\u2019s do Zoom-Zoom!\u201d <\/em>\ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83d\udcbb<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udca5 \u201cCatch the bad guys before they go viral!\u201d \u2013 Modi Ji\u2019s new startup idea?<\/em> \ud83d\ude94\ud83c\udf10<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83c\udf57 Trump to Munir: \u201cCome for biryani, stay for diplomacy!\u201d<\/em> \ud83c\udf5b\ud83e\udd1d\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udcca \u201cBusiness should be like traffic in Chennai \u2013 free flow, no tension\u2026 ok maybe not Chennai!\u201d<\/em> \ud83d\udea6\ud83d\udcbc<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udcda Even classroom scam got full attendance \u2013 first time students are in headlines without exams!<\/em> \ud83e\udd13\ud83d\udd0d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83c\udf89 India\u2019s universities going global \u2013 from samosa breaks to scholar brains!<\/em> \ud83c\udf93\ud83d\udcda\ud83c\udf0d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udd75\ufe0f\u200d\u2642\ufe0f Fintech guys be like: \u201cMadam, we need antivirus for hackers and halwa for motivation!\u201d<\/em> \ud83d\udcbb\ud83c\udf6c\ud83d\udee1\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\uddfb Even the mountains said, \u201cModi rocks!\u201d<\/em> \ud83c\udfb8\ud83c\udfd4\ufe0f\ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf3<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83e\udeb7 Yoga pose: Savasana. Translation: \u201cI\u2019m not lazy, I\u2019m spiritually rebooting!\u201d<\/em> \ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2640\ufe0f\ud83d\ude34<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83e\udd37 Trump trying to solve Middle East with Middle Meal \u2013 chai, chapati, confusion!<\/em> \ud83c\udf7d\ufe0f\ud83d\uddfa\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83c\udfaf US Army checking GPS: \u201cWhere is Iran? And where is Trump\u2019s chill?\u201d<\/em> \ud83d\udef0\ufe0f\ud83d\udd34\ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udce6 Iran to US: \u201cReturn gift ready. Amazon Prime or Air Mail?\u201d<\/em> \ud83d\udcec\ud83d\ude80\ud83d\ude2c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83e\udef1 Modi Ji said, \u201cDrop weapons, pick up WiFi!\u201d<\/em> \ud83d\udcf6\ud83e\udd1d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u26fd \u201cIndependence from toll queues \u2013 FASTag says no more \u2018change chahiye bhaiya!\u2019\u201d<\/em> \ud83c\udfc1\ud83d\udcb3\ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf3<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Warning: These jokes have more spice than Trump’s tweets!<\/em> \ud83c\udf36\ufe0f\ud83d\udcf1\ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83e\udd85 Trump without Twitter is like samosa without aloo \u2014 dramatic outside, empty inside!<\/em> \ud83d\udcf5\ud83d\udcc9\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83c\udf2a\ufe0f Trump said climate change is fake\u2026 Weather replied, \u201cBro, I\u2019ll show you in Celsius!\u201d<\/em> \ud83c\udf1e\u2744\ufe0f\ud83c\udf27\ufe0f\ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc87 Guruji\u2019s Wisdom: If Trump\u2019s hair survives a hurricane, it deserves its own Secret Service!<\/em> \ud83c\udf96\ufe0f\ud83d\udca8\ud83e\uddf4<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83c\udfcc\ufe0f He played more golf than a retired uncle in Ooty! Even golf balls were like, \u201cBro, again?!\u201d<\/em> \ud83c\udfd6\ufe0f\u26f3\ufe0f\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83c\udf5b He said, \u201cI love Pak!\u201d Guruji says, \u201cHope he meant Pakoda, not politics!\u201d<\/em> \ud83c\udf5f\ud83c\uddf5\ud83c\uddf0\ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udce3 Trump\u2019s slogan for 2025: \u201cMake Jokes Great Again!\u201d (Guruji says: Already done, Baba!) <\/em>\ud83d\ude0e\ud83c\udfa4<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Even if you\u2019re loud like Trump, don\u2019t forget to laugh at yourself \u2013 it\u2019s cheaper than therapy!”<\/em> \ud83d\udecb\ufe0f\ud83d\ude04\ud83c\udfaf<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“In a world full of problems, be the pun!” <\/em>\ud83d\ude04\ud83d\udcdc<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n