\ud83d\udce3 Dear friends, \ud83e\udd39\u200d\u2642\ufe0f \ud83d\udce2) \ud83d\udc53<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\ude04 <\/strong>Guruji Comedy Bulletin \ud83d\ude04 \ud83d\udc53 Read it. \ud83d\ude02 Laugh it. \ud83d\udde3\ufe0f Share it.!<\/em> \ud83c\udf36\ufe0f\ud83d\udcfa<\/p>\n\n\n\n “Choose happiness today and every day”<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\udc49 amazinglifeblog.com \ud83d\udcb0\ud83c\udfad<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f \ud83d\ude0e \ud83e\udd13\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude1c \ud83e\udd2a \ud83d\ude0f \ud83e\udd74 \ud83e\udd2f \ud83e\udd74 \ud83d\ude0f \ud83e\udd2a \ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude02 \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/strong> \ud83e\udd13 \ud83d\ude0e \ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\udece\ufe0f GURUJI PRESENTS \u2013 TODAY’S NEWS WITH A COMEDY MASALA BLAST<\/strong> \ud83c\udf36\ufe0f\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\uddf3\ufe0f EC to carry out door-to-door check for Bihar voter roll review<\/strong> \ud83d\udea8 FIR against Union mantri for remark on law and order<\/strong> \ud83d\udd49\ufe0f Show the power of Hindu vote: TN BJP ally at Murugan meet<\/strong> \u2622\ufe0f No radiation risks right now, but future tense<\/strong> \ud83d\ude21 Fake secularists targeting Hinduism, says Pawan Kalyan at Murugan meet<\/strong> \ud83d\udca3 Ready to supply Iran with nuclear warheads\u2019: Putin aide<\/strong> \ud83d\udcc9 Markets on slippery slope<\/strong> \ud83d\udcb0 Govt imposes more curbs on gold imports<\/strong> \ud83e\uddea Amazon launches at-home diagnostics in India<\/strong> \ud83d\udd49\ufe0f 5 lakh sang Kanda Sashti Kavasam!<\/strong> \ud83d\udd49\ufe0f Tamil Nadu will get a reward in 2026 for falling behind in industries \u2013 says EPS<\/strong> \ud83d\udd49\ufe0f Pawan Kalyan: Muruga is the world\u2019s first revolutionary leader!<\/strong> \ud83d\udd49\ufe0f MK says: BJP & AIADMK are daydreaming that alliance will break<\/strong> \ud83d\udd49\ufe0f EPS: Foreign investments are moving at turtle speed under DMK rule<\/strong> \ud83d\udd49\ufe0f Annamalai: This conference is a warning to rulers!<\/strong> \ud83d\udd49\ufe0f MDMK demands more seats \u2013 passes a resolution!<\/strong> \ud83d\udd49\ufe0f Vaiko: BJP is trying to impose Aryan culture!<\/strong> \ud83c\udfa4 Guruji signs off: Whether it’s politics or piety, mix it with laughter for better digestion!<\/em> \ud83d\ude04\ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udca5 \ud83e\udd23 Stay tuned, stay safe, stay smiling \u2014 Guruji will be back tomorrow with more LOL-powered headlines!<\/em> \ud83d\udcfb\u2728<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\udce2 “Stay informed, stay hilarious \u2013 Guruji guarantees no boredom!”<\/em> \ud83d\udca5\ud83c\udf89<\/p>\n\n\n\n Yours,<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\udcd8\ud83d\udd8a\ufe0f\ud83d\ude04 \u201cGuRuJi KaMaRaJ\u201d<\/em> \ud83c\udfad\ud83d\udc74\u2728 \ud83d\ude07\ud83d\udce2<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f \ud83d\ude0e \ud83e\udd13\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude1c \ud83e\udd2a \ud83d\ude0f \ud83e\udd74 \ud83e\udd2f \ud83e\udd74 \ud83d\ude0f \ud83e\udd2a \ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude02 \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/strong> \ud83e\udd13 \ud83d\ude0e \ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \ud83d\udce3 Dear friends, \ud83e\udd39\u200d\u2642\ufe0f \ud83d\udce2) \ud83d\udc53 \ud83d\ude04 Guruji Comedy Bulletin \ud83d\ude04\ud83c\udfa4 With Breaking Laughs & Shocking Giggles! 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\ud83c\udfa4 With Breaking Laughs & Shocking Giggles!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 “Guruji advice: When EC knocks, don’t hide behind fridge! It’s not loan recovery \u2013 just democracy delivery! \ud83c\udfe0\ud83d\udccb\ud83d\uddf3\ufe0f”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 “Guruji wonders: Law is searching for order, order is searching for sense, and FIR is searching for justice! \ud83d\udd0d\ud83d\udcdc\u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\ude02”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 “Murugan meet became Muruga-muscle show! Guruji says: Vote with devotion, not emotion! \ud83d\udc13\ud83d\uddf3\ufe0f\ud83d\udcaa”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 “Guruji warning: Radiation might not hit you today, but wear lead undies just in case! \u26a0\ufe0f\ud83e\ude72\u2622\ufe0f\ud83e\udd23”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 “Guruji says: Some seculars are so fake, even WhatsApp forwards feel real in front of them! \ud83d\udcf2\ud83d\uded0\ud83d\ude44”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 “Guruji whispers: Putin not giving free WiFi, but giving warheads with warranty! \ud83c\udf0d\ud83d\udd25\ud83c\udf81\ud83d\udca5”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 “Guruji slipped too\u2026 not on banana peel, but on stock portfolio! \ud83c\udf4c\ud83d\udcc9\ud83d\ude35”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 “Guruji to wives: Now gold dreams need visa approval too! \ud83d\ude05\ud83d\udc8d\ud83d\udec3”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 “Guruji\u2019s tip: Now even your blood report arrives faster than your relatives! \ud83d\udce6\ud83e\ude78\ud83e\uddd1\u200d\u2695\ufe0f”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udea8Madurai vibrated like a Murugan DJ concert! Devotion + decibel = \ud83d\udd0a\ud83d\udd31\ud83c\udfb6
Guruji tip: Sing with heart, not just throat \u2014 throat pain won\u2019t lead to salvation! \ud83d\ude06\ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Guruji says: \u201cNo jobs for unemployed youth, but asking for reward?\u201d \ud83c\udf81\ud83d\ude44
Maybe next award is for fastest blame game in history<\/em>! \ud83c\udfc3\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udca8\ud83c\udf96\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Guruji agrees! \ud83d\ude07 Before Che Guevara, there was \u201cChe\u201d Subramanya!
Six faces, one mission \u2013 destroy demons and become a spiritual meme! \ud83d\ude0e\ud83d\uddff\ud83d\udcff<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Guruji says: Political alliances here are like TV serial marriages \u2013 twists, tears, and reunion! \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udc94\ud83d\udcfa
Political \u201cBigg Boss\u201d is running live \u2014 with no one getting eliminated! \ud83e\udd2f\ud83e\udee3\ud83d\udce6<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Guruji: Even the turtle said, “Don\u2019t blame me for this!” \ud83d\udc22\ud83d\udcbc\ud83d\ude06
At this rate, even NRI mosquitoes won\u2019t invest! \ud83e\udd9f\ud83d\udcb8\ud83d\udeab<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Guruji warns: Even the microphone got scared! \ud83c\udfa4\u26a1\ud83d\udc51
Murugan remained calm\u2026 but Annamalai was on full volume! \ud83d\udd0a\ud83d\udd25<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Guruji\u2019s view: When ambition is bigger than the party, not even a bench will be available! \ud83e\ude91\ud83d\ude43
Extra seats? Better ask the theatre owners! \ud83c\udfac\ud83c\udf7f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Guruji says: If culture was a dosa, everyone wants it with their own chutney! \ud83e\udd65\ud83c\udf7d\ufe0f
Aryan, Dravidian, or Alien \u2014 we all just want peace with sambar! \ud83d\udef8\ud83d\ude4f\ud83c\udf5b<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\ude4f Om Muruga!<\/em> \ud83d\udd31\ud83d\udcff<\/p>\n\n\n\n