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\ud83d\udce3 \u0b85\u0ba9\u0bcd\u0baa\u0bbe\u0ba9 \u0ba8\u0ba3\u0bcd\u0baa\u0bb0\u0bcd\u0b95\u0bb3\u0bc7, \ud83e\udd39\u200d\u2642\ufe0f \ud83d\udce2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\ude02 \u0b95\u0bc1\u0bb0\u0bc1\u0b9c\u0bbf\u0baf\u0bbf\u0ba9\u0bcd \u0ba8\u0b95\u0bc8\u0b9a\u0bcd\u0b9a\u0bc1\u0bb5\u0bc8\u0b9a\u0bcd \u0b9a\u0bc6\u0baf\u0bcd\u0ba4\u0bbf\u0ba4\u0bcd \u0ba4\u0bca\u0b95\u0bc1\u0baa\u0bcd\u0baa\u0bc1.  \ud83d\ude0e<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83d\udc53 \u0baa\u0b9f\u0bbf\u0baf\u0bc1\u0b99\u0bcd\u0b95\u0bb3\u0bcd. \ud83d\ude02 \u0b9a\u0bbf\u0bb0\u0bbf\u0b95\u0bcd\u0b95\u0bb5\u0bc1\u0bae\u0bcd. \ud83d\udde3\ufe0f \u0b85\u0ba4\u0bc8\u0baa\u0bcd \u0baa\u0b95\u0bbf\u0bb0\u0bb5\u0bc1\u0bae\u0bcd. \ud83d\udd25\ud83c\udf36\ufe0f\ud83d\udcfa<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“\u0b87\u0ba9\u0bcd\u0bb1\u0bc1\u0bae\u0bcd \u0b92\u0bb5\u0bcd\u0bb5\u0bca\u0bb0\u0bc1 \u0ba8\u0bbe\u0bb3\u0bc1\u0bae\u0bcd \u0bae\u0b95\u0bbf\u0bb4\u0bcd\u0b9a\u0bcd\u0b9a\u0bbf\u0baf\u0bc8\u0ba4\u0bcd \u0ba4\u0bc7\u0bb0\u0bcd\u0ba8\u0bcd\u0ba4\u0bc6\u0b9f\u0bc1\u0b99\u0bcd\u0b95\u0bb3\u0bcd”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83d\udc49 aitamilnadu.blogspot.com : enjoyhumour.blogspot.com<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f \ud83d\ude0e \ud83e\udd13 \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude1c \ud83e\udd2a \ud83d\ude0f \ud83e\udd74 \ud83e\udd2f \ud83e\udd74 \ud83d\ude0f \ud83e\udd2a \ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude02 \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2642\ufe0f \ud83e\udd13 \ud83d\ude0e \ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Headline: <\/strong>\u0baa\u0bc0\u0bb9\u0bbe\u0bb0\u0bbf\u0bb2\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b85\u0ba3\u0bc1<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0bae\u0bbf\u0ba9\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0ba8\u0bbf\u0bb2\u0bc8\u0baf\u0bae\u0bcd<\/strong>: <\/strong>\u0b89\u0bb1\u0bc1\u0ba4\u0bbf<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b85\u0bb3\u0bbf\u0ba4\u0bcd\u0ba4\u0bbe\u0bb0\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0bae\u0ba4\u0bcd\u0ba4\u0bbf\u0baf<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b85\u0bae\u0bc8\u0b9a\u0bcd\u0b9a\u0bb0\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0bae\u0ba9\u0bcb\u0b95\u0bb0\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0bb2\u0bbe\u0bb2\u0bcd<\/strong> (Bihar to get nuclear power plant: Union Minister Manohar Lal assures)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Guruji’s Punchline: <\/strong>\u0baa\u0bc0\u0b95\u0bbe\u0bb0\u0bcd\u0bb2<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b85\u0ba3\u0bc1<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0bae\u0bbf\u0ba9\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0ba8\u0bbf\u0bb2\u0bc8\u0baf\u0bae\u0bcd<\/strong>… \ud83d\udca1 <\/strong>\u0b87\u0ba9\u0bbf<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b95\u0bb0\u0ba3\u0bcd\u0b9f\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b95\u0b9f\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b86\u0b95\u0bbe\u0ba4\u0bc1\u0ba9\u0bcd\u0ba9\u0bc1<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0ba8\u0bbf\u0ba9\u0bc8\u0b9a\u0bcd\u0b9a\u0bc0\u0b99\u0bcd\u0b95\u0bb3\u0bbe<\/strong>? <\/strong>\u0b85\u0ba4\u0bc1\u0b95\u0bcd\u0b95\u0bc1<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0baa\u0bc7\u0bb0\u0bc1<\/strong> “<\/strong>\u0ba8\u0bbf\u0baf\u0bc2\u0b95\u0bcd\u0bb3\u0bbf\u0baf\u0bb0\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0baa\u0bb5\u0bb0\u0bcd<\/strong>“! \u2622\ufe0f\ud83e\udd2f<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Headline: <\/strong>\u0ba4\u0bbf\u0bb0\u0bc8\u0baf\u0bc1\u0bb2\u0b95\u0bbf\u0bb2\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0ba8\u0bbf\u0bb1\u0bc8\u0baf<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0baa\u0bc7\u0bb0\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0baa\u0bcb\u0ba4\u0bc8\u0baa\u0bcd\u0baa\u0bca\u0bb0\u0bc1\u0bb3\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0baa\u0baf\u0ba9\u0bcd\u0baa\u0b9f\u0bc1\u0ba4\u0bcd\u0ba4\u0bc1\u0b95\u0bbf\u0ba9\u0bcd\u0bb1\u0ba9\u0bb0\u0bcd<\/strong>: <\/strong>\u0b9a\u0bc0\u0bae\u0bbe\u0ba9\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b85\u0ba4\u0bbf\u0bb0\u0bcd\u0b9a\u0bcd\u0b9a\u0bbf<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0ba4\u0b95\u0bb5\u0bb2\u0bcd<\/strong> (Many in film industry use drugs: Seeman’s shocking revelation)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Guruji’s Punchline: <\/strong>\u0ba4\u0bbf\u0bb0\u0bc8\u0baf\u0bc1\u0bb2\u0b95\u0bbf\u0bb2\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0baa\u0bcb\u0ba4\u0bc8\u0baa\u0bcd\u0baa\u0bca\u0bb0\u0bc1\u0bb3\u0bcd<\/strong>… \ud83c\udfac <\/strong>\u0b85\u0baa\u0bcd\u0baa\u0bcb<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b85\u0bb5\u0b99\u0bcd\u0b95<\/strong> “<\/strong>\u0b83\u0baa\u0bbf\u0bb2\u0bbf\u0bae\u0bcd<\/strong>” <\/strong>\u0b9a\u0bc1\u0ba4\u0bcd\u0ba4\u0bc1\u0bb1\u0ba4\u0bc1<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0baa\u0bcb\u0ba4\u0bc8\u0baf\u0bbf\u0bb2\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0ba4\u0bbe\u0ba9\u0bbe<\/strong>? \ud83d\ude35\u200d\ud83d\udcab\ud83e\udd2a<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Headline: <\/strong>\u0bb5\u0bbe\u0baf\u0bbf\u0bb2\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0bb5\u0b9f\u0bc8<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b9a\u0bc1\u0b9f\u0bc1\u0bae\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0ba4\u0bbf<\/strong>.<\/strong>\u0bae\u0bc1<\/strong>.<\/strong>\u0b95<\/strong>., <\/strong>\u0b8e\u0b9f\u0bc1\u0ba4\u0bcd\u0ba4<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0ba8\u0b9f\u0bb5\u0b9f\u0bbf\u0b95\u0bcd\u0b95\u0bc8<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b8e\u0ba9\u0bcd\u0ba9<\/strong>? <\/strong>\u0b85\u0ba3\u0bcd\u0ba3\u0bbe\u0bae\u0bb2\u0bc8<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b95\u0bc7\u0bb3\u0bcd\u0bb5\u0bbf<\/strong> (DMK just talks, what action did they take? Annamalai questions)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Guruji’s Punchline: <\/strong>\u0bb5\u0bbe\u0baf\u0bbf\u0bb2\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0bb5\u0b9f\u0bc8<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b9a\u0bc1\u0b9f\u0bc1\u0bae\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0ba4\u0bbf<\/strong>.<\/strong>\u0bae\u0bc1<\/strong>.<\/strong>\u0b95<\/strong>.,<\/strong>\u0bb5\u0bbe<\/strong>? \ud83e\udd5e <\/strong>\u0b85\u0baa\u0bcd\u0baa\u0bcb<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b85\u0ba3\u0bcd\u0ba3\u0bbe\u0bae\u0bb2\u0bc8<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b95\u0bc7\u0b9f\u0bcd\u0b95\u0bc1\u0bb1\u0ba4\u0bc1<\/strong> “<\/strong>\u0bb5\u0b9f\u0bc8<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0baa\u0bcb\u0b9a\u0bcd\u0b9a\u0bc7<\/strong>” <\/strong>\u0b95\u0ba3\u0b95\u0bcd\u0b95\u0bbe<\/strong>? \ud83e\udd37\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\ude05<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Headline: <\/strong>\u0baa\u0bbf\u0bb0\u0ba4\u0bae\u0bb0\u0bbf\u0ba9\u0bcd<\/strong> ‘<\/strong>\u0b87<\/strong> – <\/strong>\u0b9f\u0bbf\u0bb0\u0bc8\u0bb5\u0bcd<\/strong>‘ <\/strong>\u0ba4\u0bbf\u0b9f\u0bcd\u0b9f<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0ba8\u0bbf\u0ba4\u0bbf\u0baf\u0bc8<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0baa\u0bc6\u0bb1<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b8e\u0ba8\u0bcd\u0ba4<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0bae\u0bc1\u0baf\u0bb1\u0bcd\u0b9a\u0bbf\u0baf\u0bc1\u0bae\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b8e\u0b9f\u0bc1\u0b95\u0bcd\u0b95\u0bbe\u0ba4<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0ba4\u0bae\u0bbf\u0bb4\u0b95<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b85\u0bb0\u0b9a\u0bc1<\/strong>: <\/strong>\u0bb0\u0bc2<\/strong>.2,000 <\/strong>\u0b95\u0bcb\u0b9f\u0bbf\u0bb5\u0bb0\u0bc8<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b95\u0bbf\u0b9f\u0bc8\u0baa\u0bcd\u0baa\u0ba4\u0bc1<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0ba4\u0bb5\u0bbf\u0bb0\u0bcd\u0baa\u0bcd\u0baa\u0bc1<\/strong> (TN government made no effort to get PM’s ‘e-drive’ scheme funds: Avoided getting up to <\/strong>\u20b9<\/strong>2,000 crores)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Guruji’s Punchline: ‘<\/strong>\u0b87<\/strong>–<\/strong>\u0b9f\u0bbf\u0bb0\u0bc8\u0bb5\u0bcd<\/strong>‘ <\/strong>\u0ba8\u0bbf\u0ba4\u0bbf<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0bb0\u0bc2<\/strong>.2,000 <\/strong>\u0b95\u0bcb\u0b9f\u0bbf<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0bae\u0bbf\u0bb8\u0bcd\u0bb8\u0bbf\u0b99\u0bcd\u0b95\u0bbe<\/strong>? \ud83e\udd26\u200d\u2640\ufe0f <\/strong>\u0ba4\u0bae\u0bbf\u0bb4\u0bcd\u0ba8\u0bbe\u0b9f\u0bc1<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b95\u0bb5\u0bb0\u0bcd\u0bae\u0bc6\u0ba9\u0bcd\u0b9f\u0bcd<\/strong> “<\/strong>\u0b9f\u0bbf\u0bb0\u0bc8\u0bb5\u0bbf\u0b99\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0bb2\u0bc8\u0b9a\u0bc6\u0ba9\u0bcd\u0bb8\u0bcd<\/strong>” <\/strong>\u0b87\u0bb0\u0bc1\u0b95\u0bcd\u0b95\u0bbe<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b87\u0bb2\u0bcd\u0bb2\u0bc8\u0baf\u0bbe\u0ba9\u0bcd\u0ba9\u0bc1<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0ba4\u0bc6\u0bb0\u0bbf\u0baf\u0bb2\u0bc8\u0baf\u0bc7<\/strong>! \ud83d\udcb8\ud83d\udeab<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Headline: <\/strong>\u0bae\u0bb0\u0bc1\u0ba4\u0bcd\u0ba4\u0bc1\u0bb5\u0ba4\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0ba4\u0bc1\u0bb1\u0bc8<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b9a\u0bbe\u0ba4\u0ba9\u0bc8\u0b95\u0bb3\u0bc8<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0baa\u0bb4\u0ba9\u0bbf\u0b9a\u0bbe\u0bae\u0bbf\u0baf\u0bbe\u0bb2\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0ba4\u0bbe\u0b99\u0bcd\u0b95\u0bbf\u0b95\u0bcd\u0b95\u0bca\u0bb3\u0bcd\u0bb3<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0bae\u0bc1\u0b9f\u0bbf\u0baf\u0bb5\u0bbf\u0bb2\u0bcd\u0bb2\u0bc8<\/strong>\u201d – <\/strong>\u0b85\u0bae\u0bc8\u0b9a\u0bcd\u0b9a\u0bb0\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0bae\u0bbe<\/strong>.<\/strong>\u0b9a\u0bc1\u0baa\u0bcd\u0baa\u0bbf\u0bb0\u0bae\u0ba3\u0bbf\u0baf\u0ba9\u0bcd<\/strong> (Palanisamy cannot bear medical achievements” – Minister Ma. Subramanian)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Guruji’s Punchline: <\/strong>\u0baa\u0bb4\u0ba9\u0bbf\u0b9a\u0bbe\u0bae\u0bbf\u0b95\u0bcd\u0b95\u0bc1<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0bae\u0bc6\u0b9f\u0bbf\u0b95\u0bcd\u0b95\u0bb2\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b9a\u0bbe\u0ba4\u0ba9\u0bc8\u0b95\u0bb3\u0bc8<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0ba4\u0bbe\u0b99\u0bcd\u0b95<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0bae\u0bc1\u0b9f\u0bbf\u0baf\u0bb2\u0bc8\u0baf\u0bbe<\/strong>? \ud83e\udd12 <\/strong>\u0b85\u0baa\u0bcd\u0baa\u0bc1\u0bb1\u0bae\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b8e\u0ba4\u0bc1\u0b95\u0bcd\u0b95\u0bc1<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b9f\u0bbe\u0b95\u0bcd\u0b9f\u0bb0\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b95\u0bbf\u0b9f\u0bcd\u0b9f<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0baa\u0bcb\u0ba9\u0bbe\u0bb0\u0bcd<\/strong>? <\/strong>\u0b85\u0bb5\u0bb0\u0bc7<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b92\u0bb0\u0bc1<\/strong> “<\/strong>\u0baa\u0bbe\u0bb0\u0bbe\u0b9a\u0bbf\u0b9f\u0bcd\u0b9f\u0bae\u0bbe\u0bb2\u0bcd<\/strong>” <\/strong>\u0baa\u0bcb\u0b9f\u0bcd\u0b9f\u0bc1\u0b95\u0bcd\u0b95<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0bb5\u0bc7\u0ba3\u0bcd\u0b9f\u0bbf\u0baf\u0ba4\u0bc1\u0ba4\u0bbe\u0ba9\u0bc7<\/strong>! \ud83d\udc8a\ud83d\ude02<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Headline: <\/strong>\u0ba4\u0bbf\u0bb0\u0bc1\u0b9a\u0bcd\u0b9a\u0bc6\u0ba8\u0bcd\u0ba4\u0bc2\u0bb0\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b95\u0bcb\u0baf\u0bbf\u0bb2\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b95\u0bc1\u0bae\u0bcd\u0baa\u0bbe\u0baa\u0bbf\u0bb7\u0bc7\u0b95\u0ba4\u0bcd\u0ba4\u0bbf\u0bb2\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0ba4\u0bae\u0bbf\u0bb4\u0bbf\u0bb2\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0bae\u0ba8\u0bcd\u0ba4\u0bbf\u0bb0\u0b99\u0bcd\u0b95\u0bb3\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b93\u0ba4\u0baa\u0bcd\u0baa\u0b9f\u0bc1\u0bae\u0bcd<\/strong>: <\/strong>\u0b89\u0baf\u0bb0\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0ba8\u0bc0\u0ba4\u0bbf\u0bae\u0ba9\u0bcd\u0bb1\u0ba4\u0bcd\u0ba4\u0bbf\u0bb2\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b85\u0bb0\u0b9a\u0bc1<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0ba4\u0b95\u0bb5\u0bb2\u0bcd<\/strong> (Tamil mantras to be recited in Tiruchendur temple consecration: Government informs High Court)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Guruji’s Punchline: <\/strong>\u0ba4\u0bbf\u0bb0\u0bc1\u0b9a\u0bcd\u0b9a\u0bc6\u0ba8\u0bcd\u0ba4\u0bc2\u0bb0\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b95\u0bc1\u0bae\u0bcd\u0baa\u0bbe\u0baa\u0bbf\u0bb7\u0bc7\u0b95\u0ba4\u0bcd\u0ba4\u0bc1\u0bb2<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0ba4\u0bae\u0bbf\u0bb4\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0bae\u0ba8\u0bcd\u0ba4\u0bbf\u0bb0\u0bae\u0bcd<\/strong>… \ud83d\udd49\ufe0f <\/strong>\u0b87\u0ba9\u0bbf<\/strong>, “<\/strong>\u0b85\u0bb0\u0bc1\u0ba3\u0b95\u0bbf\u0bb0\u0bbf\u0ba8\u0bbe\u0ba4\u0bb0\u0bcd<\/strong>” <\/strong>\u0ba8\u0bc7\u0bb0\u0bbe<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0bb5\u0ba8\u0bcd\u0ba4\u0bc1<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b95\u0bc7\u0b9f\u0bcd\u0baa\u0bbe\u0bb0\u0bc1<\/strong>! \ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\udde3\ufe0f<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Headline: <\/strong>\u0b85\u0ba4\u0bbf\u0bae\u0bc1\u0b95<\/strong>, <\/strong>\u0ba4\u0bca\u0b9f\u0bb0\u0bcd\u0ba8\u0bcd\u0ba4\u0bc1<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0baa\u0bbe\u0b9c\u0b95<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b89\u0b9f\u0ba9\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b87\u0ba3\u0bc8\u0ba8\u0bcd\u0ba4\u0bc1<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b9a\u0bc6\u0baf\u0bb2\u0bcd\u0baa\u0b9f\u0bc1\u0bb5\u0ba4\u0bc1<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0ba4\u0bae\u0bbf\u0bb4\u0bcd\u0ba8\u0bbe\u0b9f\u0bcd\u0b9f\u0bbf\u0bb1\u0bcd\u0b95\u0bc1<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0ba4\u0bc1\u0bb0\u0bcb\u0b95\u0bae\u0bcd<\/strong>: <\/strong>\u0b95\u0ba9\u0bbf\u0bae\u0bca\u0bb4\u0bbf<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b8e\u0bae\u0bcd<\/strong>.<\/strong>\u0baa\u0bbf<\/strong>. (AIADMK continuing to work with BJP is betrayal to Tamil Nadu: Kanimozhi MP)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Guruji’s Punchline: <\/strong>\u0b85\u0ba4\u0bbf\u0bae\u0bc1\u0b95<\/strong>–<\/strong>\u0baa\u0bbe\u0b9c\u0b95<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b95\u0bc2\u0b9f\u0bcd\u0b9f\u0ba3\u0bbf<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0ba4\u0bc1\u0bb0\u0bcb\u0b95\u0bae\u0bbe<\/strong>? \ud83d\udc94 <\/strong>\u0b85\u0baa\u0bcd\u0baa\u0bcb<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b87\u0ba4\u0bc1<\/strong> “<\/strong>\u0baa\u0bbe\u0b95\u0bbf\u0bb8\u0bcd\u0ba4\u0bbe\u0ba9\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0baa\u0bcd\u0bb0\u0bbf\u0baf\u0bbe\u0ba9\u0bbf<\/strong>” <\/strong>\u0bae\u0bbe\u0ba4\u0bbf\u0bb0\u0bbf<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b9a\u0bc1\u0b9f\u0bc1\u0ba4\u0bbe<\/strong>? \ud83c\udf36\ufe0f\ud83e\udd2f<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Headline: <\/strong>\u0bae\u0bbe\u0ba8\u0bbf\u0bb2<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0ba8\u0bbf\u0bb0\u0bcd\u0bb5\u0bbe\u0b95\u0bbf\u0b95\u0bb3\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0ba8\u0bbf\u0baf\u0bae\u0bbf\u0baa\u0bcd\u0baa\u0ba4\u0bbf\u0bb2\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b95\u0bc1\u0bb4\u0baa\u0bcd\u0baa\u0bae\u0bcd<\/strong>; <\/strong>\u0b9f\u0bbf\u0bb2\u0bcd\u0bb2\u0bbf\u0baf\u0bbf\u0bb2\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0ba8\u0b9f\u0bcd\u0b9f\u0bbe\u0bb5\u0bc1\u0b9f\u0ba9\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0ba8\u0bbe\u0b95\u0bc7\u0ba8\u0bcd\u0ba4\u0bbf\u0bb0\u0ba9\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b9a\u0ba8\u0bcd\u0ba4\u0bbf\u0baa\u0bcd\u0baa\u0bc1<\/strong> (Confusion in appointing state executives; Nagendran meets Nadda in Delhi)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Guruji’s Punchline: <\/strong>\u0ba8\u0bbf\u0bb0\u0bcd\u0bb5\u0bbe\u0b95\u0bbf\u0b95\u0bb3\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0ba8\u0bbf\u0baf\u0bae\u0bbf\u0baa\u0bcd\u0baa\u0ba4\u0bbf\u0bb2\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b95\u0bc1\u0bb4\u0baa\u0bcd\u0baa\u0bae\u0bbe<\/strong>? \ud83d\ude35\u200d\ud83d\udcab <\/strong>\u0ba8\u0b9f\u0bcd\u0b9f\u0bbe<\/strong>–<\/strong>\u0ba8\u0bbe\u0b95\u0bc7\u0ba8\u0bcd\u0ba4\u0bbf\u0bb0\u0ba9\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b9a\u0ba8\u0bcd\u0ba4\u0bbf\u0baa\u0bcd\u0baa\u0bc1<\/strong>… <\/strong>\u0b87\u0baa\u0bcd\u0baa\u0bcb<\/strong> “<\/strong>\u0b95\u0bc1\u0bb4\u0baa\u0bcd\u0baa\u0bae\u0bcd<\/strong>” <\/strong>\u0baf\u0bbe\u0bb0\u0bc1\u0b95\u0bcd\u0b95\u0bc1\u0ba9\u0bcd\u0ba9\u0bc1<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b95\u0ba9\u0bcd\u0baa\u0bbf\u0baf\u0bc2\u0bb8\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b86\u0b95\u0bbf\u0b9f\u0bcd\u0b9f\u0bc7\u0ba9\u0bcd<\/strong>! \ud83e\udd14\ud83e\udd37\u200d\u2640\ufe0f<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Headline: <\/strong>\u0b86\u0b9f\u0bcd\u0b9f\u0bae\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b87\u0ba9\u0bcd\u0ba9\u0bc1\u0bae\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0bae\u0bc1\u0b9f\u0bbf\u0baf\u0bb5\u0bbf\u0bb2\u0bcd\u0bb2\u0bc8<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b85\u0ba3\u0bc1\u0b9a\u0b95\u0bcd\u0ba4\u0bbf<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0ba4\u0bbf\u0b9f\u0bcd\u0b9f\u0b99\u0bcd\u0b95\u0bb3\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0ba4\u0bca\u0b9f\u0bb0\u0bc1\u0bae\u0bcd<\/strong>: <\/strong>\u0b88\u0bb0\u0bbe\u0ba9\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0ba4\u0bbf\u0b9f\u0bcd\u0b9f\u0bb5\u0b9f\u0bcd\u0b9f\u0bae\u0bcd<\/strong> (Game’s not over yet, nuclear programs will continue: Iran firm)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Guruji’s Punchline: <\/strong>\u0b88\u0bb0\u0bbe\u0ba9\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b85\u0ba3\u0bc1\u0b9a\u0b95\u0bcd\u0ba4\u0bbf<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0ba4\u0bbf\u0b9f\u0bcd\u0b9f\u0bae\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0ba4\u0bca\u0b9f\u0bb0\u0bc1\u0bae\u0bbe<\/strong>? \ud83d\udca5 “<\/strong>\u0b95\u0bc7\u0bae\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b93\u0bb5\u0bb0\u0bcd<\/strong>” <\/strong>\u0b86\u0b95\u0bbe\u0bae<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b8e\u0baa\u0bcd\u0baa\u0b9f\u0bbf<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b85\u0b9f\u0bc1\u0ba4\u0bcd\u0ba4<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0bb2\u0bc6\u0bb5\u0bb2\u0bc1\u0b95\u0bcd\u0b95\u0bc1<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0baa\u0bcb\u0bb1\u0ba4\u0bc1<\/strong>? \ud83c\udfae nukes! \ud83d\udca3<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Headline: <\/strong>\u0ba4\u0bbf\u0bb0\u0bc1\u0baa\u0bcd\u0baa\u0ba4\u0bbf<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0bb2\u0b9f\u0bcd\u0b9f\u0bc1<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0bb5\u0bbe\u0b99\u0bcd\u0b95<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b87\u0ba9\u0bbf<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0bb5\u0bb0\u0bbf\u0b9a\u0bc8\u0baf\u0bbf\u0bb2\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b95\u0bbe\u0ba4\u0bcd\u0ba4\u0bbf\u0bb0\u0bc1\u0b95\u0bcd\u0b95<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0bb5\u0bc7\u0ba3\u0bcd\u0b9f\u0bbe\u0bae\u0bcd<\/strong> (No need to wait in line to buy Tirupati Laddus anymore)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Guruji’s Punchline: <\/strong>\u0ba4\u0bbf\u0bb0\u0bc1\u0baa\u0bcd\u0baa\u0ba4\u0bbf<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0bb2\u0b9f\u0bcd\u0b9f\u0bc1\u0b95\u0bcd\u0b95\u0bc1<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b87\u0ba9\u0bbf<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0bb2\u0bc8\u0ba9\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b87\u0bb2\u0bcd\u0bb2\u0bc8\u0baf\u0bbe<\/strong>? \ud83d\ude2e\u200d\ud83d\udca8 <\/strong>\u0b87\u0ba9\u0bbf<\/strong> “<\/strong>\u0baa\u0bbf\u0bb0\u0b9a\u0bbe\u0ba4\u0bae\u0bcd<\/strong>” <\/strong>\u0b9a\u0bbe\u0baa\u0bcd\u0baa\u0bbf\u0b9f\u0bcd\u0b9f\u0bc1<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b89\u0b9f\u0bae\u0bcd\u0baa\u0bc1<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0baa\u0bcb\u0b9f\u0bc1\u0bb1\u0ba4\u0bc1<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b89\u0bb1\u0bc1\u0ba4\u0bbf<\/strong>! \ud83c\udf69\ud83e\udd24<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Headline: <\/strong>\u0baa\u0baf\u0b99\u0bcd\u0b95\u0bb0\u0bb5\u0bbe\u0ba4\u0ba4\u0bcd\u0ba4\u0bc1\u0b95\u0bcd\u0b95\u0bc1<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b8e\u0ba4\u0bbf\u0bb0\u0bbe\u0b95<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b87\u0bb0\u0b9f\u0bcd\u0b9f\u0bc8<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0ba8\u0bbf\u0bb2\u0bc8\u0baa\u0bcd\u0baa\u0bbe\u0b9f\u0bc1<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b95\u0bc2\u0b9f\u0bbe\u0ba4\u0bc1<\/strong>: <\/strong>\u0b85\u0b9c\u0bbf\u0ba4\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0ba4\u0bcb\u0bb5\u0bb2\u0bcd<\/strong> (No double standards against terrorism: Ajit Doval)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Guruji’s Punchline: <\/strong>\u0baa\u0baf\u0b99\u0bcd\u0b95\u0bb0\u0bb5\u0bbe\u0ba4\u0ba4\u0bcd\u0ba4\u0bc1\u0b95\u0bcd\u0b95\u0bc1<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b87\u0bb0\u0b9f\u0bcd\u0b9f\u0bc8<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0ba8\u0bbf\u0bb2\u0bc8\u0baa\u0bcd\u0baa\u0bbe\u0b9f\u0bc1<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b95\u0bc2\u0b9f\u0bbe\u0ba4\u0bc1<\/strong>… \ud83d\ude45\u200d\u2642\ufe0f <\/strong>\u0b86\u0ba9\u0bbe<\/strong>, <\/strong>\u0ba8\u0bae\u0bcd\u0bae<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b9a\u0bbf\u0bb2<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b9a\u0bae\u0baf\u0b99\u0bcd\u0b95\u0bb3\u0bcd\u0bb2<\/strong> “<\/strong>\u0b87\u0bb0\u0b9f\u0bcd\u0b9f\u0bc8<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b87\u0bb2\u0bc8<\/strong>“<\/strong>\u0baf\u0bc7<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b95\u0ba9\u0bcd\u0baa\u0bbf\u0baf\u0bc2\u0bb8\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b86\u0baf\u0bbf\u0b9f\u0bc1\u0bb1\u0bcb\u0bae\u0bc7<\/strong>! \u270c\ufe0f\ud83e\udd14<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Headline: <\/strong>\u0bb5\u0bbe\u0bb4\u0bcd\u0ba8\u0bcd\u0ba4\u0bc1<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b95\u0bbe\u0b9f\u0bcd\u0b9f\u0bc1\u0bb5\u0bcb\u0bae\u0bcd<\/strong>‘ <\/strong>\u0ba4\u0bbf\u0b9f\u0bcd\u0b9f\u0bae\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0bae\u0bc2\u0b9f\u0bb2\u0bcd<\/strong>; <\/strong>\u0bae\u0bc1\u0ba4\u0bb2\u0bcd\u0bb5\u0bb0\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b85\u0bb1\u0bbf\u0bb5\u0bbf\u0ba4\u0bcd\u0ba4<\/strong> 3.0 <\/strong>\u0ba4\u0bbf\u0b9f\u0bcd\u0b9f\u0bae\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b95\u0bbf\u0b9f\u0bc8\u0baf\u0bbe\u0ba4\u0bc1<\/strong> (‘Vaazhndhu Kaattuvom’ scheme closed; CM announced 3.0 scheme not coming)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Guruji’s Punchline: ‘<\/strong>\u0bb5\u0bbe\u0bb4\u0bcd\u0ba8\u0bcd\u0ba4\u0bc1<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b95\u0bbe\u0b9f\u0bcd\u0b9f\u0bc1\u0bb5\u0bcb\u0bae\u0bcd<\/strong>‘ <\/strong>\u0ba4\u0bbf\u0b9f\u0bcd\u0b9f\u0bae\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0bae\u0bc2\u0b9f\u0bb2\u0bbe<\/strong>? \u274c <\/strong>\u0b85\u0baa\u0bcd\u0baa\u0bcb<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0bae\u0bc1\u0ba4\u0bb2\u0bcd\u0bb5\u0bb0\u0bcd<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b9a\u0bca\u0ba9\u0bcd\u0ba9<\/strong> 3.0 <\/strong>\u0ba4\u0bbf\u0b9f\u0bcd\u0b9f\u0ba4\u0bcd\u0ba4\u0bc1\u0b95\u0bcd\u0b95\u0bc1<\/strong> “<\/strong>\u0b9a\u0b99\u0bcd\u0b95\u0bc1<\/strong> <\/strong>\u0b8a\u0ba4\u0bbf\u0b9f\u0bcd\u0b9f\u0bbe\u0b99\u0bcd\u0b95\u0bb3\u0bbe<\/strong>?” \ud83c\udfba<\/strong>\ud83e\udd72<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83d\udcff Guruji\u2019s Final Blessing:<\/strong> \ud83e\udd23\ud83d\udcf1\u2728<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83c\udf3b Be happy. Be silly. Be YOU.<\/strong> \ud83c\udf3b<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Whether it’s rupee rising or tyres bursting\u2026 stay calm, chant ‘Om Peace Namah’, and always check flight status twice!” \u2708\ufe0f\ud83d\udd49\ufe0f\ud83d\udcf1<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Happy.. Happy.. Haha Happy! \ud83d\ude07\ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83d\udce2 “Stay informed, stay hilarious \u2013 Guruji guarantees no boredom!”<\/em> \ud83d\udca5\ud83c\udf89<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83d\udc49 Amazinglifeblog.com<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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