{"id":2945,"date":"2025-07-01T11:42:25","date_gmt":"2025-07-01T06:12:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/amazinglifeblog.com\/?p=2945"},"modified":"2025-07-01T11:42:56","modified_gmt":"2025-07-01T06:12:56","slug":"gurujis-comedy-news-bulletin-19","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amazinglifeblog.com\/index.php\/2025\/07\/01\/gurujis-comedy-news-bulletin-19\/","title":{"rendered":"GURUJI\u2019s COMEDY NEWS BULLETIN"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

\ud83d\udce3 Dear friends, \ud83e\udd39\u200d\u2642\ufe0f \ud83d\udce2<\/a>) \ud83d\udc53<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I\u2019m your Guruji \u2013 here to serve you the hottest news with a dash of humour! \ud83d\ude04<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83d\udc53 Read it. \ud83d\ude02 Laugh it. \ud83d\udde3\ufe0f Share it.!<\/em> \ud83c\udf36\ufe0f\ud83d\udcfa<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Choose happiness today and every day”<\/a><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

\ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f \ud83d\ude0e \ud83e\udd13 \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/strong>\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude1c \ud83e\udd2a \ud83d\ude0f \ud83e\udd74 \ud83e\udd2f \ud83e\udd74 \ud83d\ude0f \ud83e\udd2a \ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude02 \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/strong> \ud83e\udd13 \ud83d\ude0e \ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83d\udea8GURUJI\u2019S COMEDY BULLETIN <\/strong>\ud83d\uddde\ufe0f\ud83e\udd23 \u2014 1st July Edition
(As usual, served with extra chutney of satire & emojis!)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83e\uddd5 \u201cNo Woman is Safe in West Bengal,\u201d says BJP <\/strong>\ud83d\udd25
Guruji: Mamata\u2019s Didi-licious safety slogan: “Chai, fish curry\u2026 but no guarantee!”<\/em> <\/strong>\u2615\ud83d\udc1f\ud83d\udea8<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83d\uddfb Sino-India Border Dispute \u2018Complicated,\u2019 says China <\/strong>\ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf3\ud83c\udde8\ud83c\uddf3
Guruji: This boundary issue is like my ex\u2019s mood swings \u2014 confusing, unpredictable & decades old!<\/em> <\/strong>\ud83e\udd37\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83e\udde0\ud83d\udccd<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83c\udf7e Tasmac brings in \u20b950,000 crore!
Guruji: Cheers! Tamil Nadu\u2019s new startup idea \u2014 \u201cMake India Drunk Again!\u201d<\/em> <\/strong>\ud83c\udf7b\ud83d\udcb8\ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf3<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83d\udeab\ud83e\udd43 After Prohibition & Hooch Deaths, Tasmac\u2019s ‘Role’ in Spotlight
Guruji: From tragedy to strategy \u2014 only in TN can liquor be both villain & hero!<\/em> <\/strong>\ud83c\udfad\ud83c\udf76\u26b0\ufe0f<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83d\udcb0 DMK Govt running on \u2018Commission, Collection & Corruption\u2019: EPS Claims <\/strong>\ud83e\udd11
Guruji: New DMK logo: \u20b9\u20b9\u20b9 \u2014 Cash before Service!<\/em> <\/strong>\ud83d\udcbc\ud83c\udfe6\ud83e\uddfe<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83e\udd16 India Rises as Big Tech Breaks Bank for AI Talent! <\/strong>\ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf3\ud83e\udde0\ud83d\udcbb
Guruji: AI = All Indians getting jobs\u2026 finally, coding se karenge moksha!<\/em> <\/strong>\ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83d\udcbb\ud83c\udf0d\ud83d\udcc8<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83c\udf0d Modi\u2019s Namibia Trip to Focus on Uranium & Critical Minerals <\/strong>\ud83d\udd0b\ud83d\udeeb
Guruji: Bapu went for salt, Modi ji going for uranium \u2014 generations evolve!<\/em> <\/strong>\ud83e\uddc2\u27a1\ufe0f\u2622\ufe0f\ud83e\uddf3<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83c\udfe5 Big Money is Rushing into Indian Hospitals! <\/strong>\ud83d\udc89\ud83d\udcb0
Guruji: Cure = cost! Forget ICU, now it’s \u201cI See You\u2019re Rich!\u201d<\/em> <\/strong>\ud83d\udecf\ufe0f\ud83d\udcb3\ud83d\udc94<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83e\udd1d Jaishankar says \u2018Relationships Will Never Be Issue-Free\u2019 <\/strong>\ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf3\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8
Guruji: Even India & US need couples counseling\u2026 Bhai, love in foreign policy bhi complicated hai!<\/em> <\/strong>\ud83d\udcac\u2764\ufe0f\ud83c\udf10<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83e\udd4a VP Dhankhar: Governors Treated Like Punching Bags in States <\/strong>\ud83c\udfdb\ufe0f
Guruji: Now recruiting WWE referees for Raj Bhavans!<\/em> <\/strong>\ud83e\udd3c\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udcdc\ud83c\udfaf<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83e\udd23 That\u2019s all for today folks!
Guruji signing off with wisdom: \u201cPolitics is like Tasmac liquor \u2014 bitter, addictive & mostly overpriced!\u201d<\/em> <\/strong>\ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\udcfa\ud83e\udd42<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83d\udc49 Visit: www.amazinglifeblog.com<\/a> for more LOLgic from Guruji!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Thanks for reading.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yours,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83d\udcd8\ud83d\udd8a\ufe0f\ud83d\ude04 \u201cGuRuJi KaMaRaJ\u201d<\/em> \ud83c\udfad\ud83d\udc74\u2728 \ud83d\ude07\ud83d\udce2<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f \ud83d\ude0e \ud83e\udd13 \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/strong>\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude1c \ud83e\udd2a \ud83d\ude0f \ud83e\udd74 \ud83e\udd2f \ud83e\udd74 \ud83d\ude0f \ud83e\udd2a \ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude02 \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/strong> \ud83e\udd13 \ud83d\ude0e \ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\ud83d\udce3 Dear friends, \ud83e\udd39\u200d\u2642\ufe0f \ud83d\udce2) \ud83d\udc53 I\u2019m your Guruji \u2013 here to serve you the hottest news with a dash of humour! \ud83d\ude04 \ud83d\udc53 Read it. \ud83d\ude02 Laugh it. \ud83d\udde3\ufe0f Share it.! \ud83c\udf36\ufe0f\ud83d\udcfa “Choose happiness today and every day” \ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f \ud83d\ude0e \ud83e\udd13 \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude1c \ud83e\udd2a \ud83d\ude0f \ud83e\udd74 \ud83e\udd2f \ud83e\udd74 \ud83d\ude0f \ud83e\udd2a \ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude02 \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2642\ufe0f \ud83e\udd13 \ud83d\ude0e \ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2926,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"Choose happiness today and every day,GURUJI\u2019s COMEDY NEWS BULLETIN,","jetpack_seo_html_title":"Choose happiness today and every day,GURUJI\u2019s COMEDY NEWS BULLETIN,","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"Choose happiness today and every day,GURUJI\u2019s COMEDY NEWS BULLETIN,","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[42,58,59,60],"tags":[514],"class_list":["post-2945","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-self-improvement","category-entertainment","category-humour","category-lifestyle-entertainment","tag-choose-happiness-today-and-every-day"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/amazinglifeblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/J-151.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amazinglifeblog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2945","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amazinglifeblog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amazinglifeblog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amazinglifeblog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amazinglifeblog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2945"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/amazinglifeblog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2945\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2946,"href":"https:\/\/amazinglifeblog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2945\/revisions\/2946"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amazinglifeblog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2926"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amazinglifeblog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2945"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amazinglifeblog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2945"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amazinglifeblog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2945"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}