\ud83d\udce3 Dear friends, \ud83e\udd39\u200d\u2642\ufe0f \ud83d\udce2) \ud83d\udc53<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u26a1\ud83e\udd23\ud83d\udce2 Guruji Comedy Bulletin \u2013 English Edition<\/em> \ud83d\udce2\ud83e\udd23\u26a1<\/p>\n\n\n\n 1\ufe0f\u20e3 Modi ji said: \u201cIndia is reducing pollution and building smart solutions.\u201d<\/em> \ud83d\udeae\u267b\ufe0f 2\ufe0f\u20e3 India trading in Rupees with BRICS<\/em> instead of dollars \ud83d\udcb5\u27a1\ufe0f\u20b9 3\ufe0f\u20e3 India may ask EU for same deal as US \ud83e\udd1d\ud83c\uddea\ud83c\uddfa 4\ufe0f\u20e3 Lancet warns AI may deskill doctors<\/em> \ud83e\udd16\ud83e\ude7a 5\ufe0f\u20e3 India-US Levy Hotline remains open<\/em> \u260e\ufe0f 6\ufe0f\u20e3 Rajnath ji says: \u201cNeed capacity for long wars.\u201d<\/em> \ud83d\udca3 7\ufe0f\u20e3 US colleges say: \u201cWe\u2019ll go to hell without Chinese students.\u201d<\/em> \ud83c\udf93\ud83c\udde8\ud83c\uddf3 8\ufe0f\u20e3 Russia rejects EU troops in Ukraine \ud83c\uddf7\ud83c\uddfa\ud83d\udeab 9\ufe0f\u20e3 India may be 2nd-largest economy by 2038<\/em> \ud83d\udcc8 \ud83d\udd1f India Inc says: Economy strong amid challenges<\/em> \ud83d\udcaa 1\ufe0f\u20e31\ufe0f\u20e3 Forgiving is Freedom<\/em> \ud83d\ude4f 1\ufe0f\u20e32\ufe0f\u20e3 India hosting FIDE World Cup 2025 Chess<\/em> \u265f\ufe0f\ud83c\udfc6 1\ufe0f\u20e33\ufe0f\u20e3 Every country has historical milestones<\/em> \ud83c\udf0d\u2728 1\ufe0f\u20e34\ufe0f\u20e3 Dharmasthala hoax: Anti-temple gang faces charges \ud83d\uded5\ud83d\udea8 \u26a1\ud83c\udfa4 Guruji signing off: \u201cNews over, but comedy unlimited\u2026 like government promises!\u201d \ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\udd25<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83e\udd23\ud83c\udfa4 Guruji\u2019s Stand-Up Comedy on Today\u2019s News<\/strong> \ud83c\udfa4\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n Crowd claps\u2026 Guruji enters with mic, long beard swinging, big smile <\/em>\ud83d\ude01<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\udc49 India trades in Rupee with BRICS \ud83d\udcb5\u27a1\ufe0f\u20b9 \ud83d\udc49 AI may deskill doctors<\/em> \ud83e\udd16\ud83e\ude7a \ud83d\udc49 India-US Levy Hotline remains open<\/em> \u260e\ufe0f \ud83d\udc49 US Colleges say without Chinese students we\u2019ll go to hell.<\/em> \ud83c\udf93 \ud83c\udfa4 Guruji bows:<\/em> Choose happiness today and every day<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f \ud83d\ude0e \ud83e\udd13 \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/strong>\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude1c \ud83e\udd2a \ud83d\ude0f \ud83e\udd74 \ud83e\udd2f \ud83e\udd74 \ud83d\ude0f \ud83e\udd2a \ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude02 \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/strong> \ud83e\udd13 \ud83d\ude0e \ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\udce2 “Stay informed, stay hilarious \u2013 Guruji guarantees no boredom!”<\/em> \ud83d\udca5\ud83c\udf89<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\udc49amazinglifeblog.com<\/p>\n\n\n\n Yours,<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\udcd8\ud83d\udd8a\ufe0f\ud83d\ude04 \u201cGuRuJi KaMaRaJ\u201d<\/em> \ud83c\udfad\ud83d\udc74\u2728 \ud83d\ude07\ud83d\udce2<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f \ud83d\ude0e \ud83e\udd13 \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/strong>\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude1c \ud83e\udd2a \ud83d\ude0f \ud83e\udd74 \ud83e\udd2f \ud83e\udd74 \ud83d\ude0f \ud83e\udd2a \ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude02 \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/strong> \ud83e\udd13 \ud83d\ude0e \ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \ud83d\udce3 Dear friends, \ud83e\udd39\u200d\u2642\ufe0f \ud83d\udce2) \ud83d\udc53 \u26a1\ud83e\udd23\ud83d\udce2 Guruji Comedy Bulletin \u2013 English Edition \ud83d\udce2\ud83e\udd23\u26a1 1\ufe0f\u20e3 Modi ji said: \u201cIndia is reducing pollution and building smart solutions.\u201d \ud83d\udeae\u267b\ufe0f\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says: Correct! Now only problem\u2014people still honk like it’s Diwali every day! \ud83c\udf86\ud83d\ude97\ud83d\udcef 2\ufe0f\u20e3 India trading in Rupees with BRICS instead of dollars \ud83d\udcb5\u27a1\ufe0f\u20b9\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says: At […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2956,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"Guruji Daily Masala News & Life Tips \u2013 28 August 2025 | Breaking, Trending, Comedy & Happiness!","jetpack_seo_html_title":"Guruji Daily Masala News & Life Tips ,Comedy & Happiness!","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"Guruji Daily Masala News & Life Tips \u2013 28 August 2025 | Breaking, Trending, Comedy & Happiness!","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5,58,59,60,653],"tags":[288,336,616],"class_list":["post-3321","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lifestyle","category-entertainment","category-humour","category-lifestyle-entertainment","category-gurujis-comedy-news","tag-breaking-news-trending-news","tag-amazing-life-daily","tag-gurujis-comedy-news-bulletin-indias-super-news-show"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/amazinglifeblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/JA-4.avif","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amazinglifeblog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3321","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amazinglifeblog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amazinglifeblog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amazinglifeblog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amazinglifeblog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3321"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/amazinglifeblog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3321\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3322,"href":"https:\/\/amazinglifeblog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3321\/revisions\/3322"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amazinglifeblog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2956"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amazinglifeblog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amazinglifeblog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amazinglifeblog.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says: Correct! Now only problem\u2014people still honk like it’s Diwali every day! \ud83c\udf86\ud83d\ude97\ud83d\udcef<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says: At last! Dollar left WhatsApp group, Rupee is new admin! \ud83d\udcf1\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says: EU thinking\u2014\u201cBro, you are not Netflix to ask for \u2018same plan on all devices\u2019!\u201d \ud83d\udcfa\ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says: Soon doctors will say\u2014\u201cPlease restart patient, maybe bug will fix itself.\u201d \ud83d\udcbb\u26b0\ufe0f\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says: Only problem\u2014half call time goes in \u201cCan you hear me now?\u201d \ud83d\udcde\ud83d\ude49<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says: First give soldiers unlimited data pack, then think of war! \ud83d\udcf1\ud83d\udca5<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says: Even in hell, they\u2019ll run tuition classes! \ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udcda\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says: Putin treating EU like strict bouncer\u2014\u201cNot on the list, go home!\u201d \ud83d\udd7a\u274c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says: But still aunty will say, \u201cBeta, when will you buy own house?\u201d \ud83c\udfe0\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says: Like man running marathon after eating full biryani! \ud83c\udf5b\ud83c\udfc3\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says: True, but wife never forgives hubby who forgets anniversary! \ud83d\udc90\ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says: Chess popularity growing so much, even traffic cops moving like bishops! \ud83d\udea6\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says: India\u2019s biggest milestone = waiting at railway crossing 30 minutes! \ud83d\ude82\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says: Moral of story\u2014Don\u2019t play fake games with God, His Wi-Fi never disconnects! \ud83d\udce1\ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Guruji: Dollar crying in corner like ex-boyfriend\u2026 \u201cAfter all I did for you, you leave me for Rupee?\u201d \ud83d\udc94\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Guruji: Soon doctor will say\u2026 \u201cYour appendix has virus\u2026 Please download update 2.0.\u201d<\/em> \ud83d\udcbb\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Guruji: Both leaders talking every day like Indian aunties: \u201cKhaana khaya? Tariff lagaya?\u201d<\/em> \ud83e\udd23\ud83c\udf72\ud83d\udcb0<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Guruji: Don\u2019t worry\u2026 in hell, Chinese students will open tuition center, coaching for demons! \ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udcda\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cFriends laughter is always unlimited!\u201d \ud83d\udce1\ud83e\udd23\u2728<\/p>\n\n\n\n