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\ud83d\ude02\ud83c\udfa4<\/strong>\u26a1\ud83e\udd23\ud83d\udce2 Guruji Comedy News Bulletin \u2013 English Edition \ud83c\udf0d\u2615<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\udc49 India\u2019s Q1 GDP at 7.8%<\/em> \ud83d\ude80 \ud83d\udc49 Trump\u2019s 50% tariff drama<\/em> \ud83c\udfad \ud83d\udc49 Services sector saving GDP<\/em> \ud83d\udcbc \ud83d\udc49 India-Japan Chandrayaan-5 pact<\/em> \ud83c\udf15\ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf3\ud83c\uddef\ud83c\uddf5 \ud83d\udc49 \u2018Ungaludan Stalin\u2019 petitions in Vaigai river<\/em> \ud83c\udf0a\ud83d\udcdc \ud83d\udc49 SP & Congress demography plan (Yogi ji\u2019s claim)<\/em> \ud83d\udc76 \ud83d\udc49 Owaisi to RSS Chief on 3-children theory<\/em> \ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83d\udc67\u200d\ud83d\udc66 \ud83d\udc49 Modi & Xi SCO meetings<\/em> \ud83e\udd1d \ud83d\udc49 Japan\u2019s <\/em><\/strong>\u20b9<\/em><\/strong>10 trillion investment<\/em><\/strong> \ud83d\udcb0 \ud83d\udc49 Trump\u2019s Nobel Prize dreams<\/em> \ud83c\udfc6 \ud83d\udc49 Amit Shah on Assam leaders<\/em> \ud83d\uded1 \ud83d\udc49 PM Modi in Japan on stability<\/em> \ud83c\udf0f \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udcff Guruji\u2019s Wisdom Thoughts on Happiness in Difficult Times<\/em> \ud83c\udf38<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\udc49 \u201cBeta, happiness is not WiFi\u2026 it doesn\u2019t vanish when signal is weak. It\u2019s inside you, not in mobile tower! \ud83d\udcf6\ud83d\ude05\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\udc49 \u201cWhen life gives you lemons \ud83c\udf4b, don\u2019t cry\u2026 make nimbu soda, add ice, and sell it to neighbors \u2013 profit plus happiness!\u201d \ud83e\udd64\ud83e\udd23<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\udc49 \u201cIn tough times, smile like ATM machine \u2013 even if people keep pressing you, give something back with dignity!\u201d \ud83c\udfe7\ud83d\ude01<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\udc49 \u201cStorms don\u2019t last forever \ud83c\udf2a\ufe0f\u2026 but your neighbor\u2019s gossip might. Still, learn to dance in rain \u2013 not in rumor!\u201d \u2614\ud83d\ude02<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\udc49 \u201cHappiness is like South Indian filter coffee \u2615 \u2013 strong, hot, and best enjoyed sip by sip. Even power cut can\u2019t stop its taste!\u201d \u26a1\ud83d\ude06<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\udc49 \u201cWhen you are sad, remember\u2026 Guruji says: \u2018No exam result, no electricity bill, and no Trump tariff is permanent!\u2019 \ud83d\udcdc\ud83d\udca1\ud83d\udcb8\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\udc49 \u201cThe secret: Stop waiting for perfect days \ud83c\udf1e. Learn to find jokes even in power cuts, potholes, and politics \u2013 then you are already enlightened!\u201d \ud83e\udd23\u2728<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Choose happiness today and every day<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f \ud83d\ude0e \ud83e\udd13 \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/strong>\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude1c \ud83e\udd2a \ud83d\ude0f \ud83e\udd74 \ud83e\udd2f \ud83e\udd74 \ud83d\ude0f \ud83e\udd2a \ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude02 \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/strong> \ud83e\udd13 \ud83d\ude0e \ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\udce2 “Stay informed, stay hilarious \u2013 Guruji guarantees no boredom!”<\/em> \ud83d\udca5\ud83c\udf89<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\udc49amazinglifeblog.com<\/p>\n\n\n\n Yours,<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\udcd8\ud83d\udd8a\ufe0f\ud83d\ude04 \u201cGuRuJi KaMaRaJ\u201d<\/em> \ud83c\udfad\ud83d\udc74\u2728 \ud83d\ude07\ud83d\udce2<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f \ud83d\ude0e \ud83e\udd13 \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/strong>\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude1c \ud83e\udd2a \ud83d\ude0f \ud83e\udd74 \ud83e\udd2f \ud83e\udd74 \ud83d\ude0f \ud83e\udd2a \ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude02 \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/strong> \ud83e\udd13 \ud83d\ude0e \ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \ud83d\udce3 Dear friends, \ud83e\udd39\u200d\u2642\ufe0f \ud83d\udce2) \ud83d\udc53 \ud83d\ude02\ud83c\udfa4\u26a1\ud83e\udd23\ud83d\udce2 Guruji Comedy News Bulletin \u2013 English Edition \ud83c\udf0d\u2615 \ud83d\udc49 India\u2019s Q1 GDP at 7.8% \ud83d\ude80\u201cWah! GDP is running faster than Chennai Auto driver when meter is off. 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\u201cWah! GDP is running faster than Chennai Auto driver when meter is off. But wait… US tariffs coming like traffic police at the signal \u2013 full stop da!<\/em> \ud83d\ude93\ud83d\udcb8\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cJefferies report says Trump got angry because India said \u2018No Kashmir mediation\u2019<\/em>. Guruji wisdom: \u2018Never fight with your ex or your export partner \u2013 both will put 50% tax on your happiness!\u2019<\/em> \ud83e\udd23\ud83d\udc94\ud83d\udce6\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cIndia\u2019s services are working like your wife during Diwali shopping \u2013 handling everything, paying bills, and still smiling!<\/em> \ud83d\udc83\ud83d\udecd\ufe0f\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cJapan and India going to moon together. Guruji says: \u2018This is the only joint venture where EMI is in zero gravity!\u2019<\/em> \ud83d\ude80\ud83d\ude02\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cPetitions floating in the river like lottery tickets. Guruji\u2019s advice: \u2018If your promises don\u2019t float in politics, at least let the paper float in water!\u2019<\/em> \ud83c\udfde\ufe0f\ud83e\udd23\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cGuruji says: \u2018Changing demography is like changing WiFi password \u2013 only the neighbours cry the most!\u2019<\/em> \ud83d\udcf6\ud83d\ude02\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cGuruji says: \u2018Don\u2019t burden women with theory. Burden men with grocery bag \u2013 that\u2019s real nation-building!\u2019<\/em> \ud83d\uded2\ud83d\udcaa\ud83e\udd23\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cTwo meetings planned! Guruji\u2019s punchline: \u2018When Indian aunty and Chinese aunty meet, even samosa and momos become friends!\u2019<\/em> \ud83e\udd5f\ud83d\ude06\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cJapan giving 10 trillion yen! Guruji says: \u2018Japan gives money, India gives yoga \u2013 both feel lighter in the end!\u2019<\/em> \ud83e\uddd8\ud83d\udcb8\ud83d\ude02\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cTrump wanted Nobel, India said \u2018No mediation\u2019. Guruji says: \u2018When you aim for Nobel and get no-bill, it\u2019s very painful!\u2019<\/em> \ud83d\udc94\ud83e\udd23\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c\u2018Assam cannot be led by people who visit Pakistan frequently!\u2019 Guruji wisdom: \u2018Yes, even our relatives stop talking if we visit neighbour\u2019s house too often!\u2019<\/em> \ud83d\ude02\ud83c\udfe0\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cIndia and China can bring stability. Guruji says: \u2018If two elephants dance in the jungle, deer will definitely run\u2026 but mango tree will also shake fruits for free!\u2019<\/em> \ud83d\udc18\ud83e\udd6d\ud83e\udd23\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n