\ud83d\udce3 Dear friends, \ud83e\udd39\u200d\u2642\ufe0f \ud83d\udce2) \ud83d\udc53<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udce2 Guruji Comedy News Bulletin \ud83d\ude0e \ud83d\ude02\ud83c\udfa4<\/strong>\u26a1\ud83e\udd23\ud83d\udce2 \ud83c\udf0d\u2615<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\udcf0 Dragon & Elephant must come together \ud83d\udc09\ud83d\udc18 \ud83d\udcf0 2L objections in Bihar poll rolls \ud83d\uddf3\ufe0f \ud83d\udcf0 Sardar Patel\u2019s role in Hyderabad liberation \ud83d\udcaa \ud83d\udcf0 Govt mitigating US tariffs \ud83d\udcb5 \ud83d\udcf0 Don: Sunset on American Empire \ud83c\udf05\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 \ud83d\udcf0 Failure is an opportunity \ud83d\udcc9\u27a1\ufe0f\ud83d\udcc8 \ud83d\udcf0 PM pitches Swadeshi goods this festive season \ud83e\ude94 \ud83d\udcf0 Terror a big threat to peace: PM at SCO \ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f \ud83d\udcf0 August Rush: FPI outflows $4 billion \ud83d\udcb8 \ud83d\udcf0 India-China Strategic Autonomy \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf3\ud83e\udd1d\ud83c\udde8\ud83c\uddf3 \ud83d\udcf0 Modi stresses LAC calm; Xi agrees \ud83c\udfd4\ufe0f \ud83d\udcf0 Xi slams bullying in global order \ud83d\udc4a\ud83c\udf0d \ud83d\udcf0 Modi to host NDA MPs for dinner \ud83c\udf72 \u2728 Guruji Wisdom: \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude4f Guruji Speaking Time! \ud83c\udfa4<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n “Why is a Sense of Humour Important in Life?”<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\udc49 A life without laughter is like sambar without salt<\/em>! \ud83c\udf5b \ud83d\udc49 People without humour\u2026 \ud83d\udc49 Doctor says: \u201cLaugh 10 minutes a day, your blood pressure will stay normal!\u201d \u2764\ufe0f\u200d\ud83e\ude79 \ud83d\udc49 Humour and Heart are best friends, boss! \ud83d\udc96 \ud83d\udc49 A house without humour becomes a Board Meeting<\/em> \u2013 full of seriousness! \ud83c\udfe0\ud83d\udcca \ud83d\udc49 Handling life problems with humour is the real art! \ud83c\udfa8 \u26a1Guruji\u2019s Final Punch: \ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f \ud83d\ude0e \ud83e\udd13 \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/strong>\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude1c \ud83e\udd2a \ud83d\ude0f \ud83e\udd74 \ud83e\udd2f \ud83e\udd74 \ud83d\ude0f \ud83e\udd2a \ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude02 \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/strong> \ud83e\udd13 \ud83d\ude0e \ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\udce2 “Stay informed, stay hilarious \u2013 Guruji guarantees no boredom!”<\/em> \ud83d\udca5\ud83c\udf89<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\udc49amazinglifeblog.com<\/p>\n\n\n\n Yours,<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\udcd8\ud83d\udd8a\ufe0f\ud83d\ude04 \u201cGuRuJi KaMaRaJ\u201d<\/em> \ud83c\udfad\ud83d\udc74\u2728 \ud83d\ude07\ud83d\udce2<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f \ud83d\ude0e \ud83e\udd13 \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/strong>\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude1c \ud83e\udd2a \ud83d\ude0f \ud83e\udd74 \ud83e\udd2f \ud83e\udd74 \ud83d\ude0f \ud83e\udd2a \ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude02 \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/strong> \ud83e\udd13 \ud83d\ude0e \ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \ud83d\udce3 Dear friends, \ud83e\udd39\u200d\u2642\ufe0f \ud83d\udce2) \ud83d\udc53 \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udce2 Guruji Comedy News Bulletin \ud83d\ude0e \ud83d\ude02\ud83c\udfa4\u26a1\ud83e\udd23\ud83d\udce2 \ud83c\udf0d\u2615 \ud83d\udcf0 Dragon & Elephant must come together \ud83d\udc09\ud83d\udc18\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says: “If they come together, jungle will become OYO rooms for global politics! 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\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says: “If they come together, jungle will become OYO rooms for global politics! \ud83c\udfe8\ud83e\udd23”<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 “In Bihar, voters\u2019 list looks like WhatsApp group \u2013 daily someone exits, someone enters! \ud83d\udcf1\ud83d\ude02”<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 “If Iron Man was in Marvel, Patel was in Bharat! He didn\u2019t need hammer, just determination! \ud83d\udd28\ud83d\udd25”<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 “Tariff impact is like mother-in-law\u2019s anger\u2026 You can\u2019t remove it, only manage it! \ud83d\ude05\ud83d\udc75”<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 “Hollywood sequels flop\u2026 now America\u2019s Empire sequel also struggling at box office! \ud83c\udfac\ud83c\udf7f\ud83d\ude02”<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 “Guruji says: Blame is like free WiFi\u2026 once you start, it never ends! \ud83d\udcf6\ud83e\udd23”<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 “Guruji shopping tip: Buy Made-in-India crackers \u2013 they give double noise and half price! \ud83d\udca5\ud83e\udd23”<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 “Guruji says: Terrorists hate peace\u2026 because it doesn\u2019t come with WiFi or free pizza! \ud83c\udf55\ud83d\ude02”<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 “Foreign investors running faster than Chennai auto driver when you say ‘Paytm pay pannunga!’ \ud83c\udfc3\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udca8\ud83e\udd23”<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 “Means: Both want friendship\u2026 but with password protection! \ud83d\udd11\ud83d\ude02”<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 “Border is calm\u2026 soldiers are playing ‘Antakshari’ instead of firing! \ud83c\udfa4\ud83e\udd23”<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 “Guruji says: ‘Boss, if world is a school, every country wants to be Headmaster!’ \ud83c\udf93\ud83d\ude02”<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 “Guruji prediction: After dinner, MPs will say ‘Modiji, sabzi toh mast thi, ab Vice-President bhi mast hona chahiye!’ \ud83d\ude0b\ud83e\udd23”<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 “Politics is like biryani \ud83c\udf5b \u2013 many layers, lots of spices, and surprise bones in between! \ud83e\uddb4\ud83d\ude02”<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes, you can eat it\u2026 but where\u2019s the taste? \ud83e\udd37\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\ude02<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
They\u2019ll buy a bus ticket for <\/strong>\u20b9<\/strong>10 and travel with a serious face \ud83d\ude11\ud83d\ude8c
But people with humour \u2013 same ticket becomes a free world tour<\/em>! \ud83e\udd23\ud83c\udf0d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
Guruji says: \u201cSome people just ask the auto driver\u2019s rate daily\u2026 BP automatically comes down!\u201d \ud83d\ude96\ud83d\ude02<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
Laughter is like a free massage service<\/em> for your heart! \ud83d\udc50\ud83d\ude02<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
But with humour, the house turns into a Family Comedy Serial<\/em>! \ud83d\udcfa\ud83e\udd23<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
If you fail an exam, serious people go into depression \ud83d\ude22\ud83d\udcc9
But humorous people say: \u201cSyllabus is the same next time, only revision time has increased!\u201d \ud83e\udd13\ud83d\ude02<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 \u201cWithout money, you can still manage\u2026
But without a sense of humour<\/em>, you can\u2019t even survive on Facebook!\u201d \ud83d\udcf1\ud83e\udd23<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Choose happiness today and every day<\/h2>\n\n\n\n