\ud83d\udce3 Dear friends, \ud83e\udd39\u200d\u2642\ufe0f \ud83d\udce2) \ud83d\udc53<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u26a1\ud83e\udd23 Here comes Guruji with today\u2019s Comedy News Punchlines<\/strong> in full entertainment mode! \ud83e\udd73<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\udcf0 PM, Russian Prez Share Limo For 45 Minutes<\/strong> \ud83d\udcf0 SCO slams Pahalgam; India objects to BRI<\/strong> \ud83d\udcf0 Brothers-in-arms? Modi-Putin chemistry trends in China<\/strong> \ud83d\udcf0 Amid Trump\u2019s Tariffs, SCO Opposes Coercive Measures<\/strong> \ud83d\udcf0 Modi-Putin-Xi Huddle for Informal Tianjin RIC Meet<\/strong> \ud83d\udcf0 Jaishankar assures aid to Afghan counterpart<\/strong> \ud83d\udcf0 Poker Game: Modi, Xi, Putin\u2026Trump<\/strong> \ud83d\udcf0 PM: India, Russia Stand United in Tough Times<\/strong> \ud83d\udcf0 India Steady Amid Levy, GST Kitty up 6.5% in Aug<\/strong> \u26a1 Guruji\u2019s Verdict: \u201cSummits, tariffs, bromance, poker\u2014world leaders busy playing Teen Patti of Diplomacy<\/em> while common man just waiting for petrol price to drop! \u26fd\ud83d\ude02\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83e\udd23\ud83d\ude0e Guruji Style \u2013 Stress Control Tips in Comedy Tone <\/strong>\ud83d\ude07\ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83e\udde0 1. Take a Deep Breath \ud83c\udf6b 2. Chocolate Remedy \ud83d\udcf5 3. Social Media Detox \ud83d\udc6f 4. Dance Like Nobody\u2019s Watching \ud83d\ude02 5. Laughter Therapy \ud83d\udecc 6. Sleep Is Medicine \u2615 7. Filter Coffee Philosophy \u2728 Guruji Wisdom: \ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f \ud83d\ude0e \ud83e\udd13 \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/strong>\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude1c \ud83e\udd2a \ud83d\ude0f \ud83e\udd74 \ud83e\udd2f \ud83e\udd74 \ud83d\ude0f \ud83e\udd2a \ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude02 \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/strong> \ud83e\udd13 \ud83d\ude0e \ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\udce2 “Stay informed, stay hilarious \u2013 Guruji guarantees no boredom!”<\/em> \ud83d\udca5\ud83c\udf89<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\udc49amazinglifeblog.com<\/p>\n\n\n\n Yours,<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\udcd8\ud83d\udd8a\ufe0f\ud83d\ude04 \u201cGuRuJi KaMaRaJ\u201d<\/em> \ud83c\udfad\ud83d\udc74\u2728 \ud83d\ude07\ud83d\udce2<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f \ud83d\ude0e \ud83e\udd13 \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/strong>\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude1c \ud83e\udd2a \ud83d\ude0f \ud83e\udd74 \ud83e\udd2f \ud83e\udd74 \ud83d\ude0f \ud83e\udd2a \ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude02 \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/strong> \ud83e\udd13 \ud83d\ude0e \ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \ud83d\udce3 Dear friends, \ud83e\udd39\u200d\u2642\ufe0f \ud83d\udce2) \ud83d\udc53 \u26a1\ud83e\udd23 Here comes Guruji with today\u2019s Comedy News Punchlines in full entertainment mode! \ud83e\udd73 \ud83d\udcf0 PM, Russian Prez Share Limo For 45 Minutes\ud83d\udc49 Guruji: \u201cModi & Putin in one car for 45 minutes? \ud83d\ude97\ud83d\udca8 That\u2019s not a limo ride, that\u2019s a \u2018Car-O-Bilateral Summit\u2019! 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\ud83d\udc49 Guruji: \u201cModi & Putin in one car for 45 minutes? \ud83d\ude97\ud83d\udca8 That\u2019s not a limo ride, that\u2019s a \u2018Car-O-Bilateral Summit\u2019! Even Uber drivers don\u2019t get this much foreign policy mileage! \ud83d\ude02\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji: \u201cSCO shouting at Pahalgam \ud83c\udf04, India shouting at BRI \ud83d\udee3\ufe0f\u2014this summit is more like a neighborhood panchayat<\/em> than a global meeting! \ud83d\ude48\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji: \u201cChinese social media busy analyzing Modi-Putin bromance \ud83d\udc95. Meanwhile, common Indians analyzing onion prices \ud83e\uddc5\u2014same passion, different targets! \ud83e\udd23\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji: \u201cSCO leaders say NO to coercion. Trump says YES to collection! \ud83d\udcb0 It\u2019s like Diwali donation drives, but compulsory! \ud83c\udf87\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji: \u201cThree big bosses in one huddle \ud83e\udd1d. Looks like Avengers Assemble\u2014but instead of saving the world, they\u2019re saving trade discounts! \ud83d\udcb8\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji: \u201cJaishankar giving assurance call \ud83d\udcde: \u2018Don\u2019t worry bro, we got your back.\u2019 That\u2019s not diplomacy, that\u2019s Indian-style friendship\u2014always with a missed call first! \ud83d\udcf1\ud83d\ude06\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji: \u201cFour players at the table \u2660\ufe0f\u2665\ufe0f\u2663\ufe0f\u2666\ufe0f. Trump says \u2018All In\u2019 \ud83d\udcb5, Putin says \u2018All vodka\u2019 \ud83c\udf78, Modi says \u2018All Vishwas\u2019 \ud83d\ude4f, Xi says \u2018All Belt & Road\u2019 \ud83d\udee3\ufe0f. Guruji folding with samosas! \ud83e\udd5f\ud83e\udd23\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji: \u201cFriendship tested in tough times? Modi & Putin standing like two Wi-Fi signals \ud83d\udcf6\u2014strong together, weak when China walks in! \ud83d\ude02\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji: \u201cGST kitty grew 6.5% \ud83d\udcb0. Guruji\u2019s kitty at home also growing\u2014thanks to samosas, not taxes! \ud83d\udc31\ud83e\udd5f\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
<\/strong>\ud83d\udc49 When stress attacks, just take a deep breath<\/em>.
<\/strong>\ud83d\ude1c Bonus: People around you will think \u2013 “Wow, he\u2019s a Yoga Master!” <\/strong>\ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\ude02<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
<\/strong>\ud83d\udc49 Eat chocolate when stressed.
<\/strong>\ud83e\udd23 But careful \u2013 stress will go away, weight will come instead<\/em>! <\/strong>\u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\ude02<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
<\/strong>\ud83d\udc49 Switch off FB, Insta, WhatsApp.
<\/strong>\ud83d\ude0e Stress reduces\u2026 but your family will say: “Looks like he has no signal!” <\/strong>\ud83d\udcf6\ud83e\udd23<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
<\/strong>\ud83d\udc49 Play two songs and dance like crazy.
<\/strong>\ud83d\udc83 Stress goes away\u2026 but the neighbors will make an FB Reel of you! <\/strong>\ud83d\udcf8\ud83d\ude02<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
<\/strong>\ud83d\udc49 Just keep laughing till stress runs away.
<\/strong>\ud83d\udc49 If that\u2019s not enough\u2026 read Guruji Jokes<\/em>! <\/strong>\ud83e\udd23\ud83d\udcd6<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
<\/strong>\ud83d\udc49 When stressed, just sleep.
<\/strong>\ud83d\ude34 “Problem gets more stressed while you<\/em> are peacefully snoring!” <\/strong>\ud83d\ude02<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
<\/strong>\ud83d\udc49 When stressed, drink a hot coffee.
<\/strong>\ud83d\udc49 “If decoction<\/em> is strong in life, problems automatically get diluted!” <\/strong>\u2615\ud83d\ude0e<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
<\/strong>\ud83d\udc49 “Stress is like a downloaded virus\u2026 but once you install the Smile Antivirus<\/em>, it auto-deletes!” <\/strong>\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\udcbb\ud83d\udee1\ufe0f<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\nChoose happiness today and every day<\/h2>\n\n\n\n