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\ud83d\udce2\ud83d\ude0e Guruji\u2019s Comedy News Bulletin \ud83c\udf99\ufe0f \u2013 10th September Special Edition<\/em> \ud83c\udf0d\u2728<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\udd6f\ufe0f World Suicide Prevention Day<\/strong> \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf3\ud83e\udd1d\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 India-US Trade Talks<\/strong> \u2696\ufe0f Constitutional Provisions Time Limit Debate<\/strong> \ud83d\uddf3\ufe0f Cross-voting in VP Polls<\/strong> \ud83d\udca3 Army Chief Says: Low-cost + High-tech = Best Weapons<\/strong> \ud83c\udf89 CP Radhakrishnan Elected VP of India<\/strong> \ud83d\udcb8 Govt Allows Sticker Price Change After GST Cuts<\/strong> \ud83c\udfdb\ufe0f Prez, Guvs Can\u2019t Stall Bills Even if Unconstitutional \u2013 4 States to SC<\/strong> \u2696\ufe0f SC on Frivolous Complaints<\/strong> \ud83d\ude98 SUV Falls From Showroom First Floor<\/strong> \ud83d\udcca Moody\u2019s on GST Reset<\/strong> \ud83c\udf38 Guruji Wisdom Shot<\/strong> \ud83d\udc49 Guruji signs off: Laugh, love, live\u2026 and don\u2019t take life too seriously \u2013 after all, even SUV takes shortcut through glass wall sometimes!<\/em> \ud83d\ude97\ud83d\udca8\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83c\udfad Vijay\u2019s Stand-up Comedy Highlights:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n 1\ufe0f\u20e3 On Politics:<\/strong> 2\ufe0f\u20e3 On Party Workers:<\/strong> 3\ufe0f\u20e3 On Opposition Parties:<\/strong> 4\ufe0f\u20e3 On Media:<\/strong> 5\ufe0f\u20e3 On His Fans:<\/strong> \ud83c\udf89 Guruji Punchline Conclusion:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Thalapathy\u2019s conference looked less like politics and more like Vijay\u2019s Comedy Nights Live<\/em> \ud83c\udf19\ud83d\ude02. \ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f \ud83d\ude0e \ud83e\udd13 \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/strong>\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude1c \ud83e\udd2a \ud83d\ude0f \ud83e\udd74 \ud83e\udd2f \ud83e\udd74 \ud83d\ude0f \ud83e\udd2a \ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude02 \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/strong> \ud83e\udd13 \ud83d\ude0e \ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\udce2 “Stay informed, stay hilarious \u2013 Guruji guarantees no boredom!”<\/em> \ud83d\udca5\ud83c\udf89<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\udc49amazinglifeblog.com<\/p>\n\n\n\n Yours,<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\udcd8\ud83d\udd8a\ufe0f\ud83d\ude04 \u201cGuRuJi KaMaRaJ\u201d<\/em> \ud83c\udfad\ud83d\udc74\u2728 \ud83d\ude07\ud83d\udce2<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f \ud83d\ude0e \ud83e\udd13 \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/strong>\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude1c \ud83e\udd2a \ud83d\ude0f \ud83e\udd74 \ud83e\udd2f \ud83e\udd74 \ud83d\ude0f \ud83e\udd2a \ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude02 \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/strong> \ud83e\udd13 \ud83d\ude0e \ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \ud83d\udce3 Dear friends, \ud83e\udd39\u200d\u2642\ufe0f \ud83d\udce2) \ud83d\udc53 \ud83d\udce2\ud83d\ude0e Guruji\u2019s Comedy News Bulletin \ud83c\udf99\ufe0f \u2013 10th September Special Edition \ud83c\udf0d\u2728 \ud83d\udd6f\ufe0f World Suicide Prevention DayArrey Friends\u2026 13,000 students took extreme steps in 2022 \ud83d\udc94\ud83d\udcda. 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Arrey Friends\u2026 13,000 students took extreme steps in 2022 \ud83d\udc94\ud83d\udcda. Guruji\u2019s message \ud83d\udc49 Exams are not Mahabharat war<\/em>, it\u2019s just paper with ink! Don\u2019t give permanent solution to temporary problem. \u270b Instead of hanging timetable<\/em>, hang out with friends! \ud83e\udd1d\ud83d\ude04<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Trump says: \u201cLooking forward to speaking with very good friend Modi!\u201d<\/em>
Guruji says \ud83d\udc49 \u201cWhen Trump calls Modi \u2018very good friend\u2019\u2026 it\u2019s like neighbour uncle calling you \u2018beta\u2019 before asking to borrow scooter!\u201d \ud83d\udef5\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Supreme Court thinking: \u201cCan laws have expiry dates?\u201d
Guruji logic \ud83d\udc49 \u201cArrey, marriage laws expire after 7 years automatically! Proof = itch! \ud83e\udd74\ud83e\udd23\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
15-plus votes gone astray\u2026 INDIA bloc unity became unity biscuit<\/em> \u2013 dipped in tea, broke in two! \u2615\ud83c\udf6a<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Guruji: \u201cWah! That\u2019s also husband\u2019s formula for anniversary gifts\u2026 Cheap + Smart = Happy Wife Weapon! \ud83c\udf81\ud83d\ude02\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
From Tamil Nadu \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf3 to Raisina Hill! Guruji prediction \ud83d\udc49 \u201cNow Delhi will finally know the taste of proper sambar<\/em> in Parliament canteen!\u201d \ud83c\udf72\ud83d\ude04<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Guruji: \u201cArrey, sticker only changes, price still feels like kidney donation! \ud83c\udfe5\ud83d\udcb0\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Guruji says \ud83d\udc49 \u201cIn India, only thing that stalls forever is Metro construction, not bills!\u201d \ud83d\ude87\ud83d\ude1c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cSummons on silly cases is serious issue.\u201d
Guruji: \u201cThen 90% of WhatsApp University forwards will be banned immediately!\u201d \ud83d\udcf1\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
One woman drove straight through glass wall! Guruji: \u201cThat\u2019s called breaking EMI before EMI breaks you!<\/em>\u201d \ud83d\udca5\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cRevenue may fall.\u201d
Guruji: \u201cDon\u2019t worry\u2026 what goes down, petrol price will bring up again!\u201d \ud83d\udee2\ufe0f\ud83d\udd25<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cCompassion is not about healer vs wounded\u2026 it\u2019s about equals. Arrey, even Guruji has darkness \u2013 mainly in electricity cuts! But remember, when we laugh and cry together, humanity becomes family.\u201d \u2764\ufe0f\ud83d\ude04<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cPolitics is like my movie climax\u2026 suspense till the last minute! But don\u2019t worry, in my story, villains always get flying kicks.\u201d \ud83d\udc4a\ud83c\udfac<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYou all are shouting \u2018Thalapathy, Thalapathy!\u2019\u2026 But remember, at election time, only one thing matters \u2013 \u2018Button, Button!\u2019 on EVM. Press correctly, otherwise sequel will flop.\u201d \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\uddf3\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThey are like item songs in movies. Suddenly they appear, make noise, and disappear. But hero (points to himself) stays till the end.\u201d \ud83c\udfb6\ud83d\udd25<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cMedia asks me: Are you ready for CM post?<\/em> I tell them \u2013 First let me finish my shooting schedule, then I\u2019ll check availability of the seat!\u201d \ud83c\udfa5\ud83e\ude91\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cMy fans wait in long queues for my movies. Now they will wait in polling booth also. But don\u2019t whistle inside polling booth, machine will get confused!\u201d \ud83d\udce3\ud83d\uddf3\ufe0f\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Arrey bhai, if election campaign also has interval, songs, and popcorn \u2014 then India is ready for the first Blockbuster Democracy Show!<\/strong> \ud83c\udf7f\ud83c\udfac\u2728<\/p>\n\n\n\nChoose happiness today and every day<\/h2>\n\n\n\n