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\ud83c\udf38 Guruji\u2019s Wisdom Thought<\/strong> \ud83c\udf38<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83e\ude9e Just as a dusty mirror cannot reflect light\u2026 \u2728 Calm your thoughts, and peace will find you. \u2728<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\udce2\ud83d\ude0e Guruji\u2019s Comedy News Bulletin \ud83c\udf99\ufe0f \u2013 11th September Special Edition<\/em> \ud83c\udf0d\u2728<\/p>\n\n\n\n 1\ufe0f\u20e3 India\u2013US trade reset talks<\/strong> \ud83e\udd1d\ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf3\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 2\ufe0f\u20e3 US singer Mary Millben reacts<\/strong> \ud83c\udfa4\ud83c\udfb6 3\ufe0f\u20e3 Indian-American Baiju Bhatt on Forbes list<\/strong> \ud83d\udcb0\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 4\ufe0f\u20e3 China defence minister to US<\/strong> \ud83d\udee1\ufe0f\ud83c\udde8\ud83c\uddf3\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 5\ufe0f\u20e3 Nepal Gen Z protests fly \u2018One Piece\u2019 Jolly Roger<\/strong> \u2620\ufe0f\ud83c\uddf3\ud83c\uddf5 6\ufe0f\u20e3 India not replacing US dollar<\/strong> \ud83d\udcb5\ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf3 7\ufe0f\u20e3 Centre to SC: Governors can\u2019t sit over bills forever<\/strong> \ud83c\udfdb\ufe0f\ud83d\udcdc 8\ufe0f\u20e3 Chardi Kala \u2013 Sikh secret of joyful living<\/strong> \ud83e\udeb6\ud83d\ude4f 9\ufe0f\u20e3 Punjab MLA convicted of molestation<\/strong> \ud83d\udea8 \ud83d\udd1f Punjab flood relief package<\/strong> \ud83c\udf0a\ud83d\udcb0 1\ufe0f\u20e31\ufe0f\u20e3 AIADMK leader meets Amit Shah<\/strong> \ud83e\udd1d\ud83d\udc18 1\ufe0f\u20e32\ufe0f\u20e3 India keeps importing Russian oil<\/strong> \ud83d\udee2\ufe0f\ud83c\uddf7\ud83c\uddfa 1\ufe0f\u20e33\ufe0f\u20e3 Shoppers await new GST rates<\/strong> \ud83d\udecd\ufe0f\ud83d\udcb8 1\ufe0f\u20e34\ufe0f\u20e3 Centre drops consultation on atomic minerals<\/strong> \u269b\ufe0f\u26cf\ufe0f \ud83d\udd25 Guruji signing off: \u201cPolitics is like online shopping\u2026 you wait for discount, but get only hidden charges!\u201d \ud83d\udcbb\ud83d\uded2\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude4f Guruji\u2019s Mindfulness Techniques for a Peaceful Life (Comedy + Wisdom Dose) \ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\ude02<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83c\udf38 1. Breathe Like a VIP Guest \ud83c\udf38 2. Mobile Detox = Marriage Counseling \ud83c\udf38 3. Mindful Eating: Rasam Meditation \ud83c\udf38 4. Traffic Zen \ud83c\udf38 5. Walking = Free Spa \ud83c\udf38 6. Mindful Gossip Upgrade \ud83c\udf38 7. 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\ud83e\uddd8 A restless mind cannot show you peace of mind.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Guruji: \u201cModi\u2013Trump talks again\u2026 last time they traded hugs, this time maybe they\u2019ll trade GST tips!\u201d \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udcb8<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Guruji: \u201cShe sings for Indo\u2013US friendship\u2026 Guruji still waiting for duet in dreamland!\u201d \ud83c\udfb5\ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Guruji: \u201cBillionaire at young age! Meanwhile, Guruji still billionaire in dreams and broke in reality!\u201d \ud83d\udecc\ud83d\udcb8<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Guruji: \u201cHe says containing China is futile\u2026 but Guruji says containing samosa cravings is impossible!\u201d \ud83e\udd5f\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Guruji: \u201cYouth raising pirate flags\u2026 Meanwhile Guruji\u2019s youth raised only exam report cards!\u201d \ud83d\udcc4\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Guruji: \u201cDon\u2019t worry dollar ji\u2026 rupee still single, not ready to mingle!\u201d \ud83d\udc94\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Guruji: \u201cTrue! Even Guruji\u2019s wife doesn\u2019t sit on shopping bills this long!\u201d \ud83d\udecd\ufe0f\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Guruji: \u201cJoyful living means smiling even when petrol prices rise\u2026 waheguru!\u201d \ud83d\udee2\ufe0f\ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Guruji: \u201cShameful! Leaders should hug voters with policies, not with dirty hands!\u201d \u270b\ud83d\ude21<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Guruji: \u201cCentre gives \u20b91,600 crore\u2026 Farmers say it\u2019s a drop in the ocean. Guruji says at least add some salt, make it rasam!\u201d \ud83c\udf72\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Guruji: \u201cSo much uniting, splitting, expelling\u2026 Guruji confused if it\u2019s politics or family WhatsApp group!\u201d \ud83d\udcf1\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Guruji: \u201cWest angry, but India says: \u2018Boss, cheaper petrol is bigger than your sanctions!\u2019\u201d \u26fd\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Guruji: \u201cPeople holding purses so tight\u2026 even thieves need Aadhaar OTP to open!\u201d \ud83d\udd10\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Guruji: \u201cNo public talk\u2026 Guruji worried one day neighbour may start mining uranium in backyard garden!\u201d \ud83c\udf31\u2622\ufe0f\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Normal people inhale\u2013exhale like background music. Guruji says: \u201cNo, no! You must breathe like Shah Rukh Khan entering a wedding \u2014 dramatic, slow, and with full attention!<\/em>\u201d \ud83d\ude0e\ud83d\udca8
\ud83d\udc49 Technique: Inhale as if biryani smell just entered your nose, exhale like you are blowing off a politician\u2019s false promises.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
Most fights in house = \u201cWhy are you always on phone?\u201d \ud83d\udcf1\ud83d\udd25
Guruji tip: Give your phone a nap! Put it away for 1 hour daily.
\ud83d\udc49 In that time, look at real faces\u2026 not Facebook faces. \ud83d\ude05<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
Don\u2019t just swallow idli like you\u2019re catching a bus. \ud83d\ude8c
\ud83d\udc49 Sit, smell the rasam, taste every spice like it\u2019s your last supper.
Guruji formula: \u201cChew food like a cow, not like an express train!\u201d \ud83d\udc04\ud83c\udf72<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
Chennai traffic = natural anger management course. \ud83d\udea6
\ud83d\udc49 Next time someone cuts your lane, instead of swearing, smile and think: \u201cMaybe he\u2019s rushing home before his wife locks the door!\u201d \ud83d\ude02<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
Walk slowly, don\u2019t scroll your mobile while walking.
\ud83d\udc49 Notice birds, trees, even stray dogs plotting politics. \ud83d\udc15\ud83c\udf33
Guruji wisdom: \u201cEvery step is like an EMI for peace \u2014 pay slowly, get lifetime benefit.\u201d \ud83d\udcb3\u2728<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
Normal gossip = headache.
\ud83d\udc49 Mindful gossip = listen, nod, don\u2019t get involved.
When aunty says: \u201cYou know what happened?\u201d
You say: \u201cYes aunty, universe already told me in meditation.\u201d \ud83e\udd2b\ud83d\ude02<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
Forget Om chanting, try \u201cHa Ha Ha\u201d chanting. \ud83d\ude04
\ud83d\udc49 Daily 5 mins: Stand in mirror, laugh like a villain, then like a baby, then like a politician before election. \ud83c\udfad<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mindfulness is not rocket science. It\u2019s just living fully in the moment\u2026 like enjoying a hot bajji in rainy season \ud83c\udf27\ufe0f\ud83c\udf75 instead of worrying about diet chart.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\nChoose happiness today and every day<\/h2>\n\n\n\n