\ud83d\udce3 Dear friends, \ud83e\udd39\u200d\u2642\ufe0f \ud83d\udce2) \ud83d\udc53<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udce2\ud83d\ude0e Guruji\u2019s Comedy News Bulletin \ud83c\udf99\ufe0f \u2013 13th September Special Edition<\/em> \ud83c\udf0d\u2728<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\udcf0 Modi in Manipur: Need bridge of harmony between hills & valley<\/strong> \ud83d\udcf0 Only we decide on SIR, not even SC: Poll panel affidavit<\/strong> \ud83d\udcf0 \u2018It was a blessing I couldn\u2019t fly, had to travel by road\u2019 \u2013 PM<\/strong> \ud83d\udcf0 Survival instincts keep women safe<\/strong> \ud83d\udcf0 Levying 50% tariffs caused a \u2018rift with India\u2019: Trump<\/strong> \ud83d\udcf0 Trump now puts onus on NATO to stop Russian oil imports<\/strong> \ud83d\udcf0 Nepal urges tourists to return, assures safety<\/strong> \ud83d\udcf0 Indian arms proved mettle in Op Sindoor<\/strong> \ud83d\udcf0 Life back to normal in Nepal<\/strong> \ud83d\udcf0 Santhosh steps in to calm turbulence in TN<\/strong> \ud83d\ude04\ud83d\udd25 Guruji\u2019s Masala Gyaan Bulletin: How to Keep Your Mind Always in Romance!<\/strong> \ud83d\udc95\ud83c\udf39<\/p>\n\n\n\n Hello Friends of love! \u2764\ufe0f Don\u2019t think romance is only for Valentine\u2019s Day or when mobile recharge is full. \ud83d\ude1c Romance is like filter coffee\u2014if you drink daily, life tastes awesome. \u2615\ud83d\udc95<\/p>\n\n\n\n 1\ufe0f\u20e3 See Partner as Google Maps \ud83d\uddfa\ufe0f\u2764\ufe0f<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Whenever you get lost in life, look at your partner and say, \u201cRecalculating route!\u201d<\/em> \ud83d\ude05 That spark itself will keep your mind in romance.<\/p>\n\n\n\n 2\ufe0f\u20e3 Do \u201cLove Push-ups\u201d Daily \ud83c\udfcb\ufe0f\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udc8b<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Not in gym, but in heart! Small hugs, surprise compliments, sudden kisses\u2026 these are cardio for romance. Even BP machine will get jealous! \ud83d\udc93<\/p>\n\n\n\n 3\ufe0f\u20e3 Flirt Like Freshers \ud83e\udd2d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Don\u2019t become \u201cmarried uncle-aunty\u201d who only talk about electricity bills. \u26a1 Instead, send naughty emojis, funny messages, and say \u201cYou are cuter than pani puri on rainy day.\u201d<\/em> \ud83c\udf27\ufe0f\ud83c\udf72<\/p>\n\n\n\n 4\ufe0f\u20e3 Keep Romance Diet Spicy \ud83c\udf36\ufe0f<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Bland food = boring romance. Add surprise dates, candlelight dinner, or even roadside chaat with extra masala. \ud83c\udf62 Partner will say, \u201cWah, life is yummy again!\u201d \ud83e\udd24<\/p>\n\n\n\n 5\ufe0f\u20e3 Laugh Together \ud83e\udd23\ud83d\udc9e<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Romance dies where seriousness starts. So tease each other, crack silly jokes, and even fight playfully about \u201cwho snores louder at night?\u201d<\/em> \ud83d\udecf\ufe0f\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n 6\ufe0f\u20e3 Be Curious Like Lovers \ud83d\udd0d\ud83d\udc95<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Ask your partner daily: \u201cWhat\u2019s your secret dream today? What makes you smile?\u201d<\/em> These small curiosities keep romance young like Bollywood hero at 60. \ud83c\udfac\u2764\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n 7\ufe0f\u20e3 Make Everyday Valentine\u2019s Day \ud83c\udf39\ud83c\udf89<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Why wait for February 14? Every day is romance festival. 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\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says: Arre wah! If bridge is ready, please add a toll gate for politicians also \u2013 \u201cPay bribe or U-turn!\u201d \ud83d\udea7\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says: Wah! Now SIR means \u201cSuper Important Ruler\u201d? Even Supreme Court is asking, \u201cSir, permission to speak?\u201d \ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\udc68\u200d\u2696\ufe0f\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says: Ji haan! Flight cancelled but potholes gave free back massage! \ud83d\ude97\ud83d\udcba\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says: Correct! Husband says \u201cWhere\u2019s my tea?\u201d \u2013 Wife\u2019s survival instinct says \u201cGo make it yourself!\u201d \u2615\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says: Trump ji, we don\u2019t mind rift\u2026 but please don\u2019t rift our samosa prices! \ud83e\udd5f\ud83d\udc94\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says: Arre wah! Onus is on NATO\u2026 while Trump keeps bonus for himself! \u26fd\ud83d\udcb0\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says: Nepal is saying \u2013 \u201cDon\u2019t worry, our mountains are tall, but hospitality is taller!\u201d \ud83c\udfd4\ufe0f\ud83e\udd17\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says: Yes, our army showed power! Enemies said, \u201cOh God, these Indians fight like they\u2019re in IPL finals!\u201d \ud83c\udfcf\ud83d\udcaa\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says: Life back to normal? Means momo stalls open again \u2013 spirituality and chutney both returned! \ud83e\udd5f\ud83d\ude4f\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says: Santhosh is like a pressure cooker whistle \u2013 pheeew! Tension release, everyone calm! \ud83c\udf72\ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Romance is not about age, money, or hairstyle. It\u2019s about keeping your mind playful, heart open, and soul naughty.<\/strong> \ud83d\ude1c
Keep your brain in romance mode always\u2014then even at 80, you will say:
\u201cDarling, let\u2019s run away together\u2026 okay fine, let\u2019s just walk slowly to balcony!\u201d<\/em> \ud83e\udd23\ud83c\udf39<\/p>\n\n\n\nChoose happiness today and every day<\/h2>\n\n\n\n