\ud83d\ude02 GURUJI\u2019S LAUGHTER THERAPY SPECIAL \ud83d\udc90<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Funniest Jokes for Stress Relief \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83c\udf93 CLASSROOM CHAOS<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teacher: Construct a sentence using the word \u201csugar.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Student: I drank tea this morning.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teacher: Where\u2019s the word sugar?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Student: It\u2019s already inside the tea, Guruji! \u2615\ud83d\ude04<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teacher: What is Photosynthesis?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Student: That\u2019s our topic for today! \ud83e\udde0\ud83d\udca1<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teacher: John is climbing a tree to pick some mangoes. Begin with \u201cMangoes.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Student: Mangoes, John is coming to pick you! \ud83e\udd6d\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teacher: What do you call mosquitoes in your language?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Student: We don\u2019t call them; they come uninvited! \ud83e\udd9f\ud83d\ude21<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teacher: Name the nation people hate most.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Student: Exami-nation! \ud83d\udcda\ud83d\ude2d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teacher: How can we keep our school clean?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Student: By staying at home! \ud83c\udfe1\ud83d\ude0e<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teacher: One day, our country will be corruption-free. What tense is that?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Student: Future impossible tense! \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc95 HUSBAND APPRECIATION DAY SPECIAL \ud83d\udc90<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Let us keep two minutes of silence for all brave husbands worldwide\u2026 \ud83d\udd6f\ufe0f\ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Quotes of Great Personalities:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udde3\ufe0f After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin \u2014 they can\u2019t face each other, but still stay together.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Al Gore \ud83d\ude1c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc8b A good wife always forgives her husband… when she\u2019s wrong.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Barack Obama \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc94 When you are in love, wonders happen. But once you get married, you wonder\u2026 what happened!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Steve Jobs \ud83e\udd2f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc2f Marriage is a beautiful forest where brave lions are killed by beautiful deer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Brad Pitt \ud83e\udd81\ud83d\udc98\ud83e\udd8c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\ude02 GURUJI\u2019S MARRIAGE COMEDY CORNER<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc8d While getting married, the guy proudly says,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI\u2019ll keep your daughter happy forever!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you ever heard a girl saying,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI\u2019ll keep your son happy forever\u201d?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Noooo\u2026 because women don\u2019t tell lies! \ud83d\ude1c\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83e\uddb0 If wife wants husband\u2019s attention \u2014 she just has to look sad and uncomfortable.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc68 If husband wants wife\u2019s attention \u2014 he just has to look comfortable and happy! \ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f A philosopher husband said:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cEvery wife is a Mistress of her husband \u2014<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Miss for the first year\u2026 and Stress for the rest of life!\u201d \ud83d\ude06\ud83d\udc94<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83c\udf2c\ufe0f Position of a husband is just like a Split AC \u2014<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No matter how loud he is outdoors\u2026 he\u2019s designed to remain silent indoors! \ud83e\udd2b\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n
All husbands, cheer up \u2014 at least one day a year is dedicated to the most helpless species on Earth! \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc54\ud83d\udc90<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\ude04 Share laughter \u2014 it\u2019s free medicine from Guruji\u2019s Clinic of Comedy!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Choose Happiness Today And Every Day<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\ud83d\udce2 “Stay informed, stay hilarious \u2013 Guruji guarantees no boredom!” \ud83d\udca5\ud83c\udf89<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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