\ud83c\udf1e Guruji\u2019s Comedy News Bulletin \u2014 Powered by Chai, Chill & Chuckles! \u2615\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83e\ude94 1\ufe0f\u20e3 \u201cThis is the Century of India & ASEAN,\u201d says Modi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says: Wah! India\u2019s century has begun \u2014 only 75 years late on schedule. \u23f0<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc36 2\ufe0f\u20e3 PM praises forces for desi dog induction.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says: Finally, Made-in-India dogs guarding Made-in-India secrets! \ud83d\udc15\u200d\ud83e\uddba<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83e\udd1d 3\ufe0f\u20e3 \u201cWe\u2019ll strengthen people-to-people ties,\u201d says PM to ASEAN.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says: Correct! Politician-to-politician ties are already strong \u2014 time for common people to shake hands too \ud83e\udd1d\ud83d\udcf1<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udca3 4\ufe0f\u20e3 Terrorism is a serious global challenge, says Modi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says: True! Some people drop bombs, others drop fake WhatsApp forwards \u2014 both equally explosive! \ud83d\udca5\ud83d\udcf2<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udd75\ufe0f\u200d\u2642\ufe0f 5\ufe0f\u20e3 Those entering the US to be part of facial recognition data.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says: Arrey wah! Now, even immigration will say \u2014 \u201cFace the truth, sir!\u201d \ud83d\ude0e\ud83d\udcf8<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udce2 6\ufe0f\u20e3 EC to announce SIR Phase-1 today; Stalin ups ante.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says: Election ka season aa gaya! Promises will rain heavier than Chennai monsoon \u2014 and last half as long! \u2614\ud83d\uddf3\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83c\udf05 7\ufe0f\u20e3 Modi: Chhath is a beautiful example of India\u2019s social unity.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says: True Guruji logic \u2014 when the sun sets in Ganga and rises in WhatsApp reels, unity automatically happens! \ud83c\udf1e\ud83d\udcff<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2696\ufe0f 8\ufe0f\u20e3 \u201cInner Journey begins with Outer Justice.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says: Correct! First, get justice for your parking spot\u2026 only then start your inner peace journey! \ud83d\ude97\ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2764\ufe0f 9\ufe0f\u20e3 \u201cA society without compassion isn\u2019t truly progressive.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says: Absolutely! If you can\u2019t smile at your neighbour\u2019s Wi-Fi name, how will you smile at humanity? \ud83d\ude04\ud83d\udcf6<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u270b \ud83d\udd1f \u201cI will not exploit anyone, nor allow anyone to exploit me.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says: Superb! But try telling that to your auto driver at midnight. \ud83d\udcb8\ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u26a1 11\ufe0f\u20e3 \u201cWorld plugs into India.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says: Correct! We\u2019ve got the best connection \u2014 power cuts, but full spiritual charge! \ud83d\udd0c\ud83d\udd49\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc85 12\ufe0f\u20e3 \u201cIndia turning world\u2019s beauty spot.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says: True! Even Mother Earth is saying, \u201cFilter lagao, India is glowing!\u201d \ud83d\udc96\ud83c\udf0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2699\ufe0f 13\ufe0f\u20e3 \u201cIndia\u2019s rare earth manufacturing plan may hit China wall.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says: China built a wall \u2014 let\u2019s see who wins! \ud83e\uddf1\ud83d\ude0e<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83e\udde0 14\ufe0f\u20e3 \u201cLet a hundred minds explore ideas freely.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says: And one mind, please explore how to fix Chennai traffic! \ud83d\udea6\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83c\udfad 15\ufe0f\u20e3 \u201cReality is not fixed.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says: Especially during election season \u2014 promises change faster than reality! \ud83c\udf00\ud83c\udfa9<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u26fd 16\ufe0f\u20e3 \u201cIndia needs major hydrocarbon discoveries.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says: Forget oil, Guruji has discovered the real fuel \u2014 laughter! \ud83d\ude04\ud83d\udd25<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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