\ud83e\udd23 \ud83c\udf1eGuruji\u2019s Comedy News Bulletin \u2013 \u201cLaughonomics with Logic!\u201d \ud83c\udf1e<\/p>\n\n\n\n
1\ufe0f\u20e3 India\u2019s growth outlook robust on domestic demand: FinMin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 Guruji says, \u201cDesi demand so strong \u2014 even my neighbour\u2019s dog wants a Made-in-India bone! \ud83d\udc36\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
2\ufe0f\u20e3 \u2018Principles selectively applied\u2019: EAM jabs US<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 \u201cGuruji wonders \u2014 when America says \u2018rules-based order,\u2019 they mean rules by order! \ud83d\udcdc\ud83d\ude0e\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
3\ufe0f\u20e3 Jaishankar warns that terrorism is a continuous threat<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 \u201cGuruji says \u2014 terrorism is like dandruff: you can hide it with style, but it still itches the world! \ud83d\udca3\ud83e\uddf4\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
4\ufe0f\u20e3 Trump says he\u2019d \u2018love to\u2019 run for third presidential term<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 \u201cGuruji chuckles \u2014 Trump wants a trilogy, not a democracy! \ud83c\udfac\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
5\ufe0f\u20e3 Rajnath says India must be ready for a war-like situation<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 \u201cGuruji\u2019s advice \u2014 always keep your helmet ready and your Wi-Fi steady! \ud83e\ude96\ud83d\udcf6\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
6\ufe0f\u20e3 \u2018Create New Worlds with the Power of Imagination\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 \u201cGuruji imagines a world where petrol is free and politicians work overtime \u2014 what a fantasy! \ud83d\udcad\ud83d\ude02\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
7\ufe0f\u20e3 Meditation and visualisation strengthen neural connections<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 \u201cGuruji says \u2014 my brain now has better Wi-Fi than my router! \ud83e\uddd8\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83e\udde0\ud83d\udcab\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
8\ufe0f\u20e3 Affirmations build resilience and self-love<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 \u201cI tell my mirror daily \u2014 \u2018You are wise, kind, and handsome.\u2019 Mirror replies, \u2018Stop lying, Guruji!\u2019 \ud83e\ude9e\ud83d\ude05\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
9\ufe0f\u20e3 People Want AI That Listens, Understands, Acts<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 \u201cGuruji says \u2014 finally, a husband replacement project is underway! \ud83e\udd16\u2764\ufe0f\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udd1f Study says females find funny males smarter and more honest<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 \u201cGuruji nods \u2014 at last, science supports my flirting strategy! \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udca1\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
11\ufe0f\u20e3 Don\u2019s daughter joins RJD battle<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 \u201cGuruji whispers \u2014 Bollywood plot confirmed: \u2018The Godmother Returns!\u2019 \ud83c\udfa5\ud83d\udd25\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
12\ufe0f\u20e3 Chennai Metro signs \u20b948 crore deal to upgrade door safety<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 \u201cGuruji says \u2014 finally, Chennaiites can stop treating metro doors like roller coaster rides! \ud83d\ude87\ud83d\ude05\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
13\ufe0f\u20e3 Navigating mental illness in the workplace can be tricky<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 \u201cGuruji says \u2014 some offices don\u2019t need diagnosis, just a group laugh therapy! \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udcbc\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
14\ufe0f\u20e3 Japan\u2019s sushi legend Jiro Ono turns 100, still not retired<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 \u201cGuruji salutes \u2014 proof that fish and passion both keep you fresh! \ud83d\udc1f\ud83c\udf82\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
15\ufe0f\u20e3 Vijay meets families of Karur stampede victims<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc49 \u201cGuruji says \u2014 real heroes meet people off-screen too. Respect, Thalapathy! \ud83d\ude4f\ud83c\udfac\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83c\udf08 Moral of the day from Guruji:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cLaugh at life before life laughs at you \u2014 because in this comedy show called Earth, tickets are one-way only! \ud83c\udfad\ud83d\ude02\ud83c\udf0d\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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