😎 🧙♂️😂GURUJI’s COMEDY NEWS BULLETIN & India’s Super News Show!” 😎 Funny Headlines ! 🎭 English Masala Edition 🌶️
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🛕 Farooq Abdullah visits Vaishno Devi; hails Vande Bharat as ‘biggest gift’
Guruji😎 sez: “He went for blessings and came back on fast track! Maa’s blessings + Vande Bharat = divine speed 🚄🙏😇”
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🪧 CPM wants more seats from DMK in TN polls
Guruji’s😎 logic: “They want seats… not votes yet! Politics these days is like wedding chairs—grab fast before music stops 🎶🪑🕺”
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🤝 Trump pushing allies away, they hug each other instead
Guruji’s😎 punchline: “Trump the great matchmaker! Uniting the world… just not with him 😅🌍❤️”
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📜 ‘Relationship is excellent’: Trump on China trade deal
Guruji 😎sez: “Acha lagta hai jab exes talk nicely about each other… till the next tweet! 🤐📉🐼🇺🇸”
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📊 Final Census 2027 data may arrive by 2027-end via digital mode
Guruji 😎predicts: “Wow! For the first time, census might beat Indian wedding photographers in delivery speed! 📸⌛🖥️”
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🧹 SEBI cracks down on fraud brokers
Guruji 😎warns: “Brokers, better start selling pakoras 🍵 instead of promises! SEBI’s watching with a magnifying glass 🔍💼💣”
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💼 Trump: Deal done with China; Beijing says ‘not so fast’
Guruji 😎laughs: “One’s saying shaadi done, other still shopping for rings! 💍🛍️🤷♂️”
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🇮🇳 Does India trust Trump? EAM says focus is national interest
Guruji😎 replies: “India swipes left on personalities, right on policy 📱🇮🇳💡 — #SmartDatingDiplomacy”
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💬 Musk regrets posts about Trump ‘went too far’
Guruji 😎gyaan: “When even Elon wants an undo tweet button, you know it got electrifying ⚡🤖🧠🧼”
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📺 Newsom: ‘Trump is destroying American democracy’
Guruji😎 observes: “Democracy be like: ‘Bro, I need therapy after this breakup!’ 💔🛋️📉”
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✈️ Pak’s defence budget inflates over Chinese jet rush
Guruji roasts: “40 jets, zero chill. Pak’s new motto: Fly high, cry higher 💸🛫🧮”
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🌡️ Himalayas heating up, facing floods & rising temps
Guruji 😎warns: “Even snow gods are sweating now! Global warming’s new victim: the cool Himalayas 🏔️🔥💦”
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🏦 RBI opens ‘happy hour’ window for borrowers
Guruji😎 jokes: “Loan + Lassi picnic combo? What next, EMI with biryani? 😋🧺💳”
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🛣️ Roads that changed India’s direction
Guruji😎 reflects: “From potholes to power highways—India’s makeover is full paisa vasool! 🚧➡️🚀”
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🌏 India & China’s rise reshapes global power: Jaishankar
Guruji😎 winks: “When two neighbours become bodybuilders, the gym (world) gets nervous 🏋️♂️🌐💪”
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📢 Guruji’s Gyaan of the Day: 😄✨
“Politics, planets, and popcorn — all go round and round. Enjoy the show, but wear your seatbelt of common sense!” 🍿🌀🧠
📢 “Stay informed, stay hilarious – Guruji guarantees no boredom!” 💥🎉
~ Yours,
Guruji 🧙♂️😇📢
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