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Guruji Presents: Breaking News with a Belly Laugh! 🤪🎙️
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🛕 PM Modi gets Cyprus’ top civilian award
👉 Guruji: “Now even Cyprus is a Modiji fan! Only Greece is left… its award is pending too! 🏅🌍🇮🇳”
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🧔♂️ Trump says he wants a “real end” to Iran-Israel war
👉 Guruji: “First end your Twitter wars, then talk about real wars, Mr. Trump! 😂📱✌️💣”
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🏃♂️ Trump leaves G7 early, warns Tehran to evacuate
👉 Guruji: “Is this G7 or a Bigg Boss elimination episode?” 🧳✈️📺
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🧔🇺🇸 “Unconditional Surrender,” Trump Warns Iran Through Social Media Posts
👉 Guruji says: “Trump is now a WhatsApp uncle with nuclear codes! 📱💣 ‘Beta, surrender warna I’ll unfriend you!’ 🤣🕵️♂️”
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🤝🌍 PM Modi meets Meloni at G7 in Canada; both leaders reaffirm…
👉 Guruji whispers: “Modi ji and Meloni ji clicked more selfies than G7 resolutions 📸🤝 — Looks like it’s Rome-ance diplomacy! ❤️🌐”
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🇮🇳🇨🇦 India and Canada return ambassadors as Carney and Modi seek to move on from assassination dispute
👉 Guruji reports: “Ambassadors back in action! 🎟️✈️ Now they’ll fight only in UN, not on WhatsApp forwards! 😆📬”
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👨🦳👩 ‘Fully agree with you, Meloni,’ Modi bonds with Italy PM at G7 summit
👉 Guruji quips: “PM Modi found his pasta partner! 🍝😂 Next G7 may have biryani-pizza fusion night! 🇮🇳❤️🇮🇹”
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👮♂️👨👦 Father, son join together as UP constables
👉 Guruji laughs: “When the father says ‘Don’t talk to criminals!’ and son says ‘Papa, that’s my job now too!’ 👮♂️😂👶♂️ Family arrest plan activated! 🚓💥”
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😎🔍 ‘We know where he’s hiding, won’t kill him, for now’: Trump warns Iran again
👉 Guruji: “Trump’s playing hide-and-seek with missiles 😱🚀 ‘Peekaboo, Iran! You’re it!’ 🕶️🇺🇸🤖”
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🧕 Iran’s Khamenei isolated, son rising after Israeli strikes
👉 Guruji: “Iran’s version of Game of Thrones – King out, Prince warming up! 👑🔥📉”
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💣 Israel says Iran’s generals ‘on the run’
👉 Guruji: “Running faster than teenagers when their dad enters the room! 🏃💥🏠”
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☢️ Tehran’s underground nuclear site damaged
👉 Guruji: “It was underground, but Israeli GPS found it anyway! Long live Google Maps! 🛰️📍💣”
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🤝 Russia may broker peace between Israel & Iran
👉 Guruji: “Putin says: ‘I got this!’ Now world peace might be Made in Russia! 🕊️🍵🇷🇺”
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🏞️ IATO: Jammu & Kashmir is as safe as any other place
👉 Guruji: “Time to plan your honeymoon: Katra + Gulmarg + selfies with soldiers! 💑📸🗻”
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🇵🇰 Asim Munir called ‘Killer of Pakistanis’ by diaspora
👉 Guruji: “In the US, Asim Munir got more boos than a villain at a wrestling match! 🙅♂️🎤👎”
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💣 Trump’s ‘Big Bad Bomb’ – Israel’s dream weapon
👉 Guruji: “Is it a bomb or a Diwali firecracker fantasy? Israel says: ‘We want it, NOW!’ 💥🎁🇮🇱”
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🕵️ Mossad ghost army running wild in Iran
👉 Guruji: “Ghost army? This has turned into Paranormal Warfare! 👻🔫🇮🇱”
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🙅 Trump refuses peace talks with Iran
👉 Guruji: “Looks like he exited the peace WhatsApp group! 🙈📵🇮🇷”
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🚫 Asim Munir booed in US, called ‘Killer from Islamabad’
👉 Guruji: “Even in the US, people hear his name and press ‘escape’! ⌨️🕳️”
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💷 Robert Vadra skips ED summons again
👉 Guruji: “Even the ED says now: ‘At least join us on Zoom, we just want to see your face!’ 💻🚪🙃”
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✈️ Bihar to get six new airports
👉 Guruji: “From Patna to Paris? First build the runway, and don’t forget a tea stall at the airport too! ✈️☕🏗️”
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🤖 AI may cause mass job losses, says Hinton
👉 Guruji: “Bots will replace bosses, and emojis will replace employees – welcome to your future office! 😂🤖💼”
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📉 India’s WPI hits 14-month low in May
👉 Guruji: “Prices dropped, but mom’s scolding is still high pressure every day! 🧅📉👩👦”
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