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1️⃣ For the first time in history, Indian flag flies 605 ft high in the USA 🇮🇳
👉 Guruji: “Wow! Our flag is flying in America… but in my washing machine, even my towel flies like a flag! 🧺🤣”

2️⃣ South Korea says: India has seen the best transformation in the last 10 years 🇰🇷
👉 Guruji: “True! In ten years my age decreased in spirit, but my electric bill doubled! ⚡😂”

3️⃣ US–Pakistan friendship won’t last: Former Indian diplomat 🌍
👉 Guruji: “That friendship is like hot sambar… strong one day, sour the next! 🥘😜”

4️⃣ Jinnah–Congress blamed for Partition in textbook 📚
👉 Guruji: “Forget the textbook… my electricity bill has more history written in it! 📖💡🤣”

5️⃣ Fraud case kept pending for 10 years, now action against police officers 👮
👉 Guruji: “Ten years pending? That case is like my old scooter – parked forever! 🚲💤”

6️⃣ Congress misguided Bihar people, Election Commission hits back 🗳️
👉 Guruji: “If you lose your way, ask Google Maps… but if you ask politicians, you’ll get fully lost! 🗺️😂”

7️⃣ Trump didn’t lose… Putin won, says ex-adviser 🤔
👉 Guruji: “Trump, Putin, Puttu… whatever it is, Indian food wins always! 🥟🤣”

8️⃣ Property tax scam: AIADMK members under scanner 🏠
👉 Guruji: “If tax officers come home, even my wife will ask me to pay tax for sleeping! 🏡😂”

9️⃣ Minister Periyasamy’s houses raided by ED 🔍
👉 Guruji: “During raids, they may not find cash… but under the bed, there’s always a biscuit box full of savings! 🍪🤣”

🔟 DMK leader: ‘We won’t fear ED, we won’t fear Modi’ 💪
👉 Guruji: “Brother! Everyone becomes fearless… until the current bill arrives! ⚡😂”

1️⃣1️⃣ 30 lakh jobs in Tamil Nadu at risk due to US taxation 😨
👉 Guruji: “If jobs are not available locally, just blame America… sounds classy! 🌎🤣”

1️⃣2️⃣ Vijay attacked: ‘Doing politics from Panaiyur?’ 🎬
👉 Guruji: “I say, if politics doesn’t work, he can always start an OTT web series! 📺😂”

1️⃣3️⃣ Thirumavalavan carrying DMK’s sins: EPS charges 😅
👉 Guruji: “If sins were carried like weights in a gym, everyone would have six-packs! 🏋️🤣”

1️⃣4️⃣ Election Commission turned into puppet: CM Stalin 🪀
👉 Guruji: “Same at my home… my wife pulls the strings, and I dance like a puppet! 📺😂”

😆🔥 Guruji Comedy News ends here!
👉 I’ll be back tomorrow… till then, “Watch the news, but don’t forget to laugh at life!” 😜🎉