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📰 Breaking News
👳♂️ Guruji Comedy Bulletin – Today’s Masala Headlines 🍵🤣
🏏 Politicians in Trouble?
PM, CMs, Ministers to Go if Held 30 Days on Serious Charges
👉 Guruji: “If this bill passes, half the Assembly will look like a cricket dugout – all suspended, nobody batting! 😂”
🚜 China’s Gift to India
Relief for India as China lifts rare earth & fertiliser curbs
👉 Guruji: “Finally! Farmers are saying, ‘Thank you President Xi, you saved us from bathroom marathons!’ 💩🤣”
📱 Age is Just a Number
At 105, Kerala man becomes Digi-literate
👉 Guruji: “Now his great-great-grandchildren will get messages like ‘Good Morning 🌸🌞’ at 3 AM! 😂”
🩸 Blood vs Honesty
Blood donation in country up 15%
👉 Guruji: “Good news! But politicians donating honesty still 0%… out of stock forever! 🤦♂️🤣”
💔 Young Love Saved
POCSO shouldn’t be slapped on teens in love: SC
👉 Guruji: “Otherwise Shakespeare’s play will be called ‘Romeo and Jail-yet!’ 😂”
⚽ Sports vs Politics
Modi on CPR: He plays sports, not political games
👉 Guruji: “Nice! But voters’ hearts go into Penalty Shootout mode every election! 😂”
🔥 Trending News
📂 Blame Game Continues
PM: Tell masses how Nehru betrayed India with IWT
👉 Guruji: “Even Google says – Error 1947: File too old! 😂”
💍 Trump the Matchmaker
Trump forces Putin & Zelensky bilateral meet
👉 Guruji: “Next step – ‘Putin groom, Zelensky bride, now shake hands!’ 😂”
📺 Netflix Sanctions
European leaders mull sanctions on Putin: UK
👉 Guruji: “Block his Netflix password too… that will really hurt! 😂”
🦴 Spirit Stronger than Bones
100+ fractures in 31 years but man never lost spirit
👉 Guruji: “Even bone china crockery doesn’t last that long! Real Iron Man! 💪😂”
🛏️ Blanket Ban
Nod for blanket ban on online money games
👉 Guruji: “Now only card games at home… and wives will say – ‘Throw this blanket on yourself and sleep on sofa!’ 😂”
🍛 Wedding Season Bonanza
Wedding bells to ring louder at hotels
👉 Guruji: “Hotels happy – more guests! Neighbours happy – free biryani chances doubled! 😂”
📺 Rahul in Prime Time
Rahul a Serial Liar: Fadnavis
👉 Guruji: “Coming soon: ‘Because Politicians Were Once Honest…’ 😂”
😂 Comedy News (Guruji’s Special Masala)
🔥🎤 GURUJI ON STAGE – TAMIL NADU POLITICS SPECIAL 🎤🔥
🙏 “Vanakkam ladies, gentlemen… and politicians who are still calculating how many biryani packets = one vote! 🍗🍛
You know, Tamil Nadu politics is the only place where manifestos look like Amazon Great Indian Sale brochures! 📦🛍️
One party promises free mixie, another gives free grinder… Guruji is waiting for the day they promise free husband exchange also! 😜👩❤️👨
🗳️ In Tamil Nadu elections, politicians don’t just campaign… they perform full mega serial! 🎭
Villain, Hero, Sidekick, even Background Music! Sometimes I feel directors of Sun TV serials are writing the speeches. 📺😂
🚦And alliances? Wah! Yesterday sworn enemies… today best friends… tomorrow enemies again!
In TN politics, loyalty lasts shorter than a TikTok video! 📱🤣
👨🦳👨🦰 Our leaders are like Kollywood stars… they need fan clubs more than party workers.
One side shouts “Thalaivaa! 🕶️🔥”…
Other side shouts “Annaa! 👊🎤”…
And the voter in the middle is just shouting “Ayyo, petrol price!” ⛽😭
🍌 By-elections in Tamil Nadu are like banana shops. If one MLA falls… 10 independents come up like fresh vazhakkai! 😂
🎯 And finally, manifesto promises:
100 units free electricity ⚡
Free Wi-Fi everywhere 🌐
Free scooty for girls 🛵
But Guruji is waiting for the boldest promise: “Free CM chair rotation – every voter gets one week trial!” 👑🤣
🙏 Friends, this is Tamil Nadu politics! Full drama, full comedy… but in the end, only one truth: Election result day = mass release like Rajinikanth movie! 🍿🎬🔥
🧘 Mindfulness
Listen to Silence = Best Podcast! 🔇🎧
“Sometimes sit quietly… no Netflix, no gossip. Just you and your breathing. Best subscription, free for lifetime!” 😍😂
Be Present = Don’t Time Travel! ⏳
“Half the stress is because body is in 2025 but mind is still fighting with neighbor in 1995!” 🤦♂️🤣
🩺 Health Tips
1. Stay Active — But Smartly
30 minutes of walking daily (morning or evening)
Light yoga, stretches, or tai chi
🏊♂️ Swimming or cycling if joints allow
💡 Why: Movement keeps arteries flexible, improves circulation, strengthens the heart.
Guruji says: “Don’t sit like a sofa ornament — move like your heart’s battery depends on it! 🔋💃”
🏋️ Fitness Tips
Stretch Like Idli-Dosa! 🧘♂️
“Stretch in the morning, and your body becomes flexible… otherwise even wearing socks will feel like an Olympic event!” 🥇🤣
Protein = Fuel for the Body! 🍳🥛
“Cars run on petrol ⛽, your body runs on protein… without it, you’ll become the dumbbell in the gym!” 💪😂
💡 Smart Tips
Feed Your Belief Daily
Read success stories.
Meditate on your goals.
Surround yourself with people who say “Yes, you can!” instead of “Are you mad?”
Celebrate Tiny Wins 🎉
Every small success is proof you are moving.
Reward yourself (but don’t finish entire sweet box 🍮 at once!).
🌸 Happiness
choose to be happy:
The beautiful truth is that happiness doesn’t run out when shared; it multiplies. Like the soft glow of a candle lighting another, your joy can illuminate dark corners in other people’s lives. And soon, your one spark becomes many.
🌟 Inspiring Quote 🌟
“Courage doesn’t always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, ‘I will try again tomorrow.’”
— Mary Anne Radmacher
✨ “Life is like Wi-Fi 📶 … weak, strong, but keep searching till success connects!”
👓 Read it. 😂 Laugh it. 🗣️ Share it.! 🌶️📺
Choose happiness today and every day
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📢 “Stay informed, stay hilarious – Guruji guarantees no boredom!” 💥🎉
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Yours,
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