On August 22, National Be an Angel Day encourages good deeds and kindness to others. By supporting those in need and inspiring others to kindness, we display an act of an angel here on earth.
Madras Day 2025 Date and History: Every year on August 22, Madras Day is observed to commemorate the founding of Madras (now Chennai) in Tamil Nadu in 1639. This year, we will mark the 22nd anniversary of Madras Day as well as the 386th anniversary of the city’s founding — on Friday, August 22, 2025.
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Start your day with Guruji’s Daily Masala News 📰 – Breaking & Trending headlines, Comedy Punchlines 😂, Mindfulness 🌿, Health 🩺, Fitness 💪, Smart Tips 💡, Happiness 🌸 & Inspiring Quotes ✨. Updated fresh every morning!
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📰 Breaking News 😂📢
🌍🤣 Guruji Comedy News Bulletin 🤣🌍
📰 Trump Saga Continues
Trump pays zero fine but case continues… 😅
Guruji verdict: “He’s treating court like Netflix trial – watch next episode tomorrow! 📺🍿”
📰 Modi & Macron Talks
Modi & Macron discussing Ukraine and Gaza… 🤝🌏
Guruji punch: “Two leaders trying to fix world peace… but still can’t fix Chennai traffic 🚦😜”
📰 Future Tech at IIT
IIT showing sneak peek into future technology 🤖✨
Guruji quips: “AI may soon cook rasam, but will it know how much tamarind Amma uses? 🤔🥘😂”
📰 Tariff Tussle
US says road to Ukraine peace goes through India… 🚗🇮🇳
But also slaps 50% tariff 😬
Guruji punch: “Uncle Sam wants India’s help but still billing us like 5-star hotel waiter 💸🍽️😂”
📰 China’s Stand
China stands with India against US tariff 😮🇨🇳🇮🇳
Guruji laugh: “When dragon becomes your lawyer, you know America overcharged big time 🐉⚖️🤣”
🔥 Trending News
📰 Parliament Monsoon Session
Monsoon session washed out 🌧️🏛️
Guruji punch: “Rain in sky, drama in House… umbrellas needed both inside AND outside 😂☂️”
📰 PM on Disruption
PM says some netas disrupt House fearing young MPs 🌱👩💼👨💼
Guruji joke: “Old MPs scared of young MPs… Just like uncles scared of kids handling smartphones 📱🤣”
📰 Birla Disappointed
Birla says “Session hit new low” 😔📉
Guruji quip: “If Parliament was a cricket match, this session was ‘all ducks, no sixes’ 🦆🏏😂”
👉 Guruji’s Closing Line: “World politics is like rasam – too much spice, too much drama, but we still sip it daily! 🍵🤣”
😂 Comedy News (Guruji’s Special Masala)
🎤🤣 Vijai’s Stand-Up Comedy Show (with Guruji Punchlines) 🤣🎤
👋 Vijai walks on stage with mic… crowd cheering 🎶👏
Vijai:
“Yesterday’s event was like a wedding without biryani… lots of noise, but no satisfaction!” 🍛😂
Guruji Punchline:
“True, da! Even Parliament yesterday looked like a family function where mamas fight over sambar! 🍲🤣”
Vijai:
“Modi and Macron discussed world peace… Bro, even my WhatsApp group can’t agree on dinner plans!” 📱🍕😂
Guruji Punchline:
“Aiyyo! If world peace was WhatsApp, somebody would’ve already left the group saying ‘Not interested!’ 🚪🤣”
Vijai:
“IIT showed us future tech… wow! But in my house, future tech is still waiting for EB power cut to end!” ⚡😂
Guruji Punchline:
“Enna da future robot… it’ll still need candle if TNEB decides blackout special! 🕯️🤣”
Vijai:
“America slapping 50% tariff but asking India for help… like asking neighbour for curd after charging us rent for the spoon!” 🥄🤣
Guruji Punchline:
“Sema analogy, da! US = the uncle who borrows idli but never returns the plate! 🍽️😂”
Vijai:
“China says they’ll support India… but bro, I don’t even trust my neighbor to return my cycle bell!” 🚲😂
Guruji Punchline:
“Exactly! Dragon support means like cat promising to guard milk – only drama, boss! 🐱🥛🤣”
Vijai:
“Parliament session washed out… like IPL match stopped by rain, but at least IPL gives Duckworth Lewis. Parliament only Duck!” 🏏😂
Guruji Punchline:
“Super hit! Yesterday Lok Sabha was more like Soap Sabha – full of wash, no work! 🧼🤣”
Vijai (Closing):
“Yesterday’s politics taught me one thing… If you can’t solve problems, at least give good entertainment!” 📺😂
Guruji’s Final Blessing:
“Exactly da! Politics is India’s longest running stand-up show – but tickets are compulsory for 140 crore audience! 🎟️🤣🙏”
🧘 Mindfulness
Mind Breaks = Mental Chai! ☕🧠
“Work without break = laptop without charging. Give 5 minutes pause, stretch, breathe… your mind will say wah wah, kya recharge!” ⚡🤣
Smile = Instant Meditation! 😁
“Serious face burns calories in the wrong way… smile more, and your mind will automatically sit in lotus position!” 🧘😂
🩺 Health Tips
Movement is Medicine! 🏃
“Body is like a bike… if you don’t move it, rust will settle. Keep moving, stay shining!” 🚴✨
🏋️ Fitness Tips
“Fitness is not about showing off muscles… it’s about living a healthy lifestyle! 🕺💃 A happy body = A happy life!” 😍
“Laughing daily gives you free abs and reduces doctor bills! A comedy dose a day keeps worries away!” 😆
💡 Smart Tips
Ask Questions, Don’t Just Nodd! 🤔
“Don’t say ‘yes yes’ without understanding… otherwise you’ll agree to babysit neighbor’s cat for lifetime!” 🐈🤣
Listen More, Talk Less! 👂🤫
“Smart people listen 80%, talk 20%. Dumb people talk 120%, breathe 0%! Oxygen shortage alert!” 😂
🌸 Happiness
🌞 What Is This So-Called Happiness;
Happiness is not locked inside a Swiss bank or hidden in a billionaire’s fridge next to his almond milk. 🏦🥛
It’s right here, right now – tucked inside a smile, sitting quietly inside gratitude, waiting for you to NOTICE it! 👀🙏
One smile, one kind word, one helping hand – these small things are the ATM machines of joy.
The best part? They never run out of balance and never ask for Aadhaar card! 😂💳💥
🌟 Inspiring Quote 🌟
“Success is like a fart – loud ones get noticed, silent ones are dangerous!” 💨🤭
– So let your achievements make noise… but not stink! 😂🎉
“Be like Google – no matter what they ask, act like you know everything!” 🧠💻
– Even if you’re wrong, say confidently: ‘According to my sources!’ 😎📚
✨ “Life is like Wi-Fi 📶 … weak, strong, but keep searching till success connects!”
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Choose happiness today and every day
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