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🌞😂 Guruji Comedy News Bulletin – Special Edition 🎤📜
🧑⚖️ SC says time to decriminalise defamation – Wah! Now you can insult people legally, only your relatives will still file FIR at family wedding 😂👨👩👧👦
💍 Gold, silver hit new high – Guruji advice: If you can’t afford gold, just shine in character… but don’t pawn your wife’s chain to buy iPhone 17 🤣📱
🛍️ Sales surge with GST ‘Fest’, Navratri – India is shopping like there’s no tomorrow. Even EMI agents are doing Garba outside banks 💃🪔
🚗 Queues at car dealers, online carts piled high – Guruji warning: Buy car only if you can also afford petrol, otherwise it becomes ‘big sofa in garage’ 🛢️😂
💋 Kissing is more important than you think – Science says it’s good for health. Guruji says: If you kiss wife, BP reduces… if you kiss neighbour’s wife, BP increases 🚑🤣
🤝 BJP & AIADMK join hands, but differ on expelled leaders – Like Indian marriages: together in public, fighting about in-laws in private 🥳👩❤️👨
🏃 Rampur’s parkour pioneers use ruins as launchpads – Wah! From ruins to runs. Even potholes in India are future Olympic stadiums 😂🏆
🧹 Rekha & ministers sweep roads, ask public not to litter – Guruji’s logic: Politicians sweeping for photo, public littering for free… balance restored! 📸🗑️
🛡️ Rajnath launches desi defence unit near Casablanca – Bollywood remake loading: “Defence Express – From Casablanca With Lathi” 🎬💣
🇮🇳 VP says Modi turned crisis into confidence – Guruji says: True, now we see inflation as “motivation to fast for fitness” 🍋🤣
🌿 Leadership rooted in wisdom & compassion – But in Indian traffic, leadership rooted in honking & cutting lanes 🚦😜
🔥 Amid Trump heat, EAM meets EU peers – Foreign policy is like family WhatsApp group: Everyone talking, no one listening 📱🌍
💸 Don threatens more tariffs on India – Guruji advice: Don’t worry! We survived onion prices, we can survive tariffs too 🧅💪
😄🩺 Guruji’s Wisdom Thoughts on Doctors – Comedy Dose 🚑😂
1️⃣ “Doctor is the only person who says ‘open your mouth’ and we obey without arguing… Try this at home and see what happens! 🤣👩⚕️👨⚕️”
2️⃣ “Guruji says… never lie to your doctor. Because the stethoscope is basically a ‘truth detector machine’ 🎧😜”
3️⃣ “Hospital bill is the only ‘prescription’ that can instantly cure your back pain, chest pain and even memory loss! 💸😂”
4️⃣ “Doctor’s handwriting is proof that even the most brilliant people can’t pass a handwriting competition! ✍️🤯”
5️⃣ “Guruji wisdom: Doctor is like WiFi. You don’t notice how important until there’s no signal during emergency! 📶😅”
6️⃣ “Medicines taste bitter, but the doctor’s smile is the real placebo. Just don’t ask about the fees… that’s the real painkiller! 💊😂”
7️⃣ “Remember… Google makes you think you’re dying in 24 hours. Doctor makes you wait 24 hours in the waiting room! 🖥️➡️⏳”
8️⃣ “Guruji says – Doctor’s favorite exercise is… writing ‘Rest for 5 days’ while they themselves are working 24×7! 🛌💼😆”
9️⃣ “Doctor: Don’t eat oily, spicy, fried, salty things. Patient: So basically… don’t live? 🍕🍔🌶️🤣”
🔟 “Guruji’s salute to doctors 👏 – They’re the only people who see us at our worst… and still ask for follow-up! 🔄😂”
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