😂📰 Guruji’s Comedy News Bulletin – “Politics, Tariffs & Truths!” 🥳☕
💰 Trump’s Global Tariffs to Face Supreme Court Challenge:
Guruji says, “Even the Supreme Court must be wondering — what logic is behind Trump’s tariffs? 😅 It’s like charging an entry fee for friendship!” 💸⚖️
📚 Shashi Tharoor: Politics in India Remains a Family Business:
Guruji laughs, “So true! In India, politics comes with a free family plan — no recharge needed, just inheritance!” 😂📖
👑 Nehru-Gandhi Dynasty Cemented Leadership as Birthright:
Guruji jokes, “Even cement companies are jealous — they’ve never built such a strong dynasty!” 🏗️🤣
🔮 Amit Shah Predicts Opposition Wipeout in Polls:
Guruji grins, “Shah doesn’t need an astrologer — his predictions already come with a warranty!” 😂🔮
🚜 PM: NDA Means Development, Opposition Means Destruction:
Guruji: “Sounds like a Bollywood blockbuster — ‘Development vs Destruction: The Final Election!’ 🎬😎”
⚡ Green Sparkles: EVs Hit Record Numbers in October:
Guruji says, “Batteries are charged, but people’s patience is discharged — welcome to electric India!” 🔋⚡😂
💣 Trump Says US May Resume Nuclear Tests Because Others Are Doing It:
Guruji facepalms: “Mr. Trump, this is not school homework — ‘they did it, so I did it too!’ 🤦♂️💥”
🧱 Gandhis Cemented the Idea of Birthright Politics (Again):
Guruji: “When they said ‘India needs a strong foundation,’ they meant dynasty cement!” 😆🧱
💼 PM Meets Exporters Affected by US Tariffs:
Guruji says, “Exporters are praying — ‘Please Trump, stop exporting confusion!’” 😂📦
🛢️ Russian Oil Flows to India Set to Surge Ahead of US Sanctions:
Guruji: “Oil is coming faster than election promises — both slippery, both shiny!” 🛢️🤣
😊 Guruji’s Life Lesson:
“You can feel happy for no reason, you know. That’s called the battery of the soul — no charger, no EMI, just smile and stay charged!” 😄🙏⚡
Why does Indian politics feel like a family business?
😂Guruji Presents: “Politics in India – The Great Family Business!” 👨👩👧👦🪔
🧘♂️ “In India, politics is not a profession, my dear… It’s a family tradition — like making dosa batter or passing down grandma’s secret sambar recipe!” 🍛😂
Let’s see why our netas treat politics like their family startup👇
1️⃣ DNA > Degree! 🎓➡️👨👩👧👦
Guruji says, “In other countries, you need a PhD to enter politics.
In India, all you need is a Papa, a Party, and a Poster!” 🤣
👶 Son becomes MLA,
👩🦰 Daughter becomes MP,
🐕 Even the pet gets a party ticket next election! 🐾
2️⃣ Political Dynasty = Family Discount Store! 🏪
You get everything on a hereditary basis!
🪙 Power, position, and even pending scams are inherited! 😜
Guruji logic: “Why let the power go to waste outside, when you can keep it in the family tiffin box?” 😆
3️⃣ From Nursery to Assembly! 🏫➡️🏛️
While normal kids join school,
Netas’ kids join ‘Party Office Play School’ 🤓🎈
📣 They learn:
“How to smile for a poster” 😁
“How to blame opposition gracefully” 🙏
“How to say ‘My father’s dream’ in every speech” 💤
4️⃣ The Sacred Rule: Keep It in the Family! 🧬
Guruji whispers: “In India, political power passes faster than property deeds!” 🏠⚡
Father retires → Son rises.
Son fails → Daughter enters.
Daughter marries → New alliance formed! 🤝😂
5️⃣ Democracy or Demo-Crazy? 🗳️🤯
Guruji sighs — “Public votes, but families promote!” 😅
Our democracy sometimes looks like a family WhatsApp group —
Same faces, same slogans, only profile picture changes! 📱🤣
🌶️ Guruji’s Punchline:
“In India, politics is like biryani —
Even if the recipe changes, the same family cooks it!” 🍲😄
🕉️ Moral of the Story:
Guruji says — “Vote for vision, not for Vansh! 🙏”
Because if politics stays a family business…
The only job left for the common man will be clapping from the crowd! 👏😂
Choose Happiness Today — and Choose Indian Every Day! 😄🪔
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📢 “Stay informed, stay hilarious – Guruji guarantees no boredom!” 💥🎉
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