Modi marched in style—flag in hand,

😎 🧙‍♂️😂GURUJI’s COMEDY NEWS BULLETIN & India’s Super News Show!” 😎 Funny Headlines ! 🎭 English Masala Edition 🌶️

Namaskar, my dear disciples! Guruji is here to sprinkle some humour on the latest happenings. Let’s dive into the news with a twist of laughter 😄🎉

🕺 Guruji 😄🙏🤣: Comedy News Bulletin! 🎭

🏦 RBI’s Rate Cut: Loans Get Lighter!

Guruji 😄🙏🤣:”Looks like RBI is on a diet—cutting rates and shedding weight!” 🏋️‍♂️💸

🏭 Andhra Pradesh’s Work Hour Woes

Guruji 😄🙏🤣:”Work hours stretching like chewing gum—sweet for employers, sticky for employees!” 🕒😓

🚔 Gujarat Congress Leader’s Arrest

Guruji 😄🙏🤣:”Posting without thinking? That’s a ‘byte’ of trouble!” 💻🚨

🚆 Kashmir’s Rail Connection: A Historic Ride

Guruji 😄🙏🤣:”From valleys to viaducts—India’s bridging gaps, one track at a time!” 🌉🇮🇳

Trump vs Musk: POTUS & Tesla Boss Plan Cozy Chat
🧑‍💼 Guruji says: “Trump and Musk are finally talking—like two neighbors fighting over parking, but one owns the car and the other owns the driveway!” 🚗🤣

Modi’s Tricolour Triumph on Chenab Rail Bridge
🚩 “Modi marched in style—flag in hand, swagger intact! Like a superhero debut with extra saffron sauce.” 🦸‍♂️🧡

Carney Invites Modi to Canada’s G7 Bash
🍁 “Carney to Modi: ‘Hey, Canada’s calling—expect maple syrup at the summit!’” 🥞😄

Russia Tempts India with Su‑57 Source Code
🤔 “Russia’s like, ‘Psst… wanna peek under the Sukhoi hood?’ While India’s thinking, ‘Thanks, but I’m dating both Moscow and Washington.’” 💑🌍

Starlink Gets Green Light in India
🚀 “Elon Musk’s Starlink is landing in India—so buffering videos can finally retire to Goa.” 🍹📶✨

Union Minister: “Service is Duty, Not a Privilege”
🎙️ “Guruji hears 😄🙏🤣 ‘Serving the public is not just cool—it’s a responsibility! So no slacking off on chai breaks!’” ☕✅

🌟 Guruji’s Life Wisdom Bonanza:

Life ≠ perfection

😄🙏🤣 It’s about finding your jam and dancing to it! 🕺💃”

Be real, not ideal

😄🙏🤣 Don’t let others direct your play! 🎭”

Learn from mistakes

😄🙏🤣 Yours and others’. It’s free life coaching!” 📚

Focus on your mission

😄🙏🤣 Don’t chase every distraction!” 🎯

Guruji’s Final Punch:“Live big, laugh loud, don’t chase perfection—chase pizza! 🍕🤣”

🧘‍♂️ Guruji’s Wisdom: Health is Wealth

Remember, holding tightly to beliefs and situations can hinder growth. To lead a happier life: