📣 Dear friends, 🤹♂️ 📢) 👓
🤣📰 🌞 Guruji’s Morning Comedy Bulletin – “Carrot, Stick & Filter Coffee Politics!” ☕🥕🪓
🪓 Asking for a Carrot, Give Them a Stick!
Guruji says – Some people ask for motivation… I give them deadlines instead! 🕐😆
Because in India, carrots motivate only rabbits… humans need sticks of Wi-Fi disconnection! 📵🐇
🌻 Learning to Love What You Do!
Arrey beta, love your work like your morning idli – soft, round, and steamed daily! 😋
Even if you’re cleaning messes, remember — Swachh Bharat starts from your WhatsApp group! 🧹📱
🗳️ After 22 Years, Bihar’s Voter List ‘Purified’
Wah! After 22 years, EC said, “Delete, delete, delete!” like a college boy clearing chat history! 😜🗑️
Guruji suspects – maybe half the voters shifted to Dubai or to the Netflix comments section! 😂
🚌 After HC Rap, Vijay’s Bus Driver Charged!
Guruji says – Never argue with the High Court or with the Chennai bus driver. Both will take you for a long ride! 🚌⚖️😅
🏃♂️ Fit India Celebration at Kartavya Path
Children took over Kartavya Path! 💪👧👦
Guruji says – India is truly fit… only our politicians take more rest days than Olympic players! 🏋️♀️🤣
🧠 Students Tackling Learning Disability with Innovation!
Bravo! 🙌 These kids don’t complain – they create!
Guruji says – If school teaches you how to solve X, life teaches you how to handle your Ex! 💔📘😆
🪖 Army’s Emergency Buy: 6 AK-630 Systems
Guruji salutes the army! 🇮🇳
But also asks – why emergency buy? Were they waiting for Amazon’s Great Indian Festival discount? 🎯🛒😂
🤖 AI, Computers, and Chaos
Today’s youth handles disruption like dosa handles chutney — with grace and confusion! 😅💻
Guruji says – Life is buffering… but at least make it in HD quality! 📺✨
🇮🇳 EAM Jaishankar: India’s Red Lines Must Be Respected
Guruji says – Red lines are not for crossing, but for underlining bold statements! 🖊️🔥
Even AI can’t negotiate like Jaishankar ji — he uses diplomacy like filter coffee: strong, precise, and slightly sarcastic! ☕😉
🎬 Rajinikanth’s Spiritual Break in Rishikesh
Guruji whispers – when Rajini meditates, even the Ganga stops flowing to take notes! 😎🕉️💫
🎯 Rahul Gandhi, the Flag-Bearer of Anti-India Forces: BJP
Guruji says – In India, even carrying a flag becomes a political position! 🏳️😂
But let’s appreciate – at least someone’s getting steps counted while carrying all those flags! 🚶♂️📱
🚀 Reform & Opening Up – Thank You, Trump?
Guruji says – If Trump made India think smarter, then chaos is our new teacher! 🎓🤯
Maybe one day, even aliens will say – “Make Bharat Great Again!” 🛸🇮🇳🤣
🌸 Guruji’s Final Wisdom:
Whether it’s voters, drivers, or diplomats – everyone’s doing “system update”! 🔄😆
Keep your mind like Wi-Fi — open, strong, and connected only to positivity! 📶🧘♂️✨
🔥 How to Keep the Romance Hotter? ☕❤️🔥
Guruji’s Class with Filter Coffee & Fireworks! ☕❤️🔥
Ah, my dear lovebirds, come closer! 🕊️ Guruji is about to reveal the ancient Tamil art of keeping romance sizzling — not like burnt sambar, but like hot Rasam served with a wink! 😉
💋 1. Flirt Like You Forgot You’re Married!
Guruji says — “Flirting is like Wi-Fi — keep it connected, or someone else will use your network!” 😜
Don’t just say “Good morning”, say “Good morning, my sweet heart!” 😍
💌 2. Surprise Each Other (Without Giving Heart Attack!)
Bring flowers, not your phone bills. 💐📵
Whisper sweet nonsense like, “You’re my sweet love — True Partner!” ❤️
Small surprises keep romance alive — not suspense like your credit card balance! 💳😂
🍲 3. Keep the Rasam Hot!
Guruji’s law of love: “Hot Coffee = Hot Romance!” ❄️
So, always serve your love with warmth — hugs, jokes, and maybe one hot cup of filter coffee shared by two lips ☕😘
📱 4. Digital Detox for Dil Connection ❤️
When you meet, keep your phone on “Aeroplane Mode” ✈️ —
because your love life should take off, not crash due to notifications! 📵
Look into each other’s eyes, not WhatsApp chats. 💞
🎶 5. Do Silly Things Together!
Dance in the kitchen, sing in the bathroom, and laugh till the neighbour complains! 😂
Guruji says — “The couple who laughs together never files a police complaint!” 👮♂️💃
🧘♀️ 6. Forgive Fast, Forget Faster
If one forgets anniversary, don’t start Mahabharata Part 2! 🏹
Instead, hug and say — “I forgive you, my forgetful Google Calendar!” 💋
Peace is the best pillow; love is the best bedsheet. 🛏️😴
💞 7. Keep Learning Each Other
Even after years, ask — “What’s your favourite movie now?” 🎬
Because hearts update faster than iPhones! 📱
Guruji says — “Love is not maintenance-free — it needs daily emotional service!” 🔧❤️
💥 Guruji’s Final Blessing:
“May your romance stay hotter than Chennai summer, sweeter than Mysore Pak, and last longer than Indian soap operas!” 🌞🍯📺
Choose Happiness Today And Every Day
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📢 “Stay informed, stay hilarious – Guruji guarantees no boredom!” 💥🎉
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