1️⃣ Trump loves Modi!

“Donald Trump considers Modi as a great & personal friend.”

👉 Guruji says: “Arrey wah! Two hairlines, one bromance! 😂 When Trump says great friend, you better check if he’s also selling friendship bracelets on Amazon!” 🧿🤝

🌱 2️⃣ Guruji’s Wisdom Shot:

“It’s not about how fast you go, but how deeply you grow along the way.”

👉 “Exactly! Some people run fast in life but forget their brain at the starting line! 🏃‍♂️💨🧠”

🧘‍♂️ 3️⃣ Happiness Formula 101:

“The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts.”

👉 “So please upgrade your mental software! 💻 Stop downloading negativity and install ‘Happy 2.0’! 😄✨”

💥 4️⃣ Wall Street goes Wall Hit!

A months-long calm shattered after Trump threatened more tariffs on China — stocks crashed 2.7%! 📉

👉 Guruji says: “Even Sensex got stress-ex! 😂 Trump opens mouth, markets go Om Namo Panicaya Namah! 💰🔥”

🇮🇳 5️⃣ US values India ties:

“After meeting Modi, US officials say ties are incredible.”

👉 Guruji chuckles: “Of course! Who can resist Modi ji’s hug diplomacy? Even Trump’s hair got emotionally attached! 🤗🌀”

⚔️ 6️⃣ Trade War Reloaded:

“Trump slaps 100% tariffs on China!” 😳

👉 Guruji says: “He’s not fighting a trade war, he’s auditioning for Kung Fu Panda 5 — Revenge of the Tariffs! 🐼🥋💸”

🔥 7️⃣ Mamata vs BJP Drama:

“Mamata has turned Bengal into a safe haven for rapists: BJP”

👉 Guruji sighs: “Indian politics is like Bigg Boss with microphones, megaphones, and missing manners! 📢🤯”

🥜 8️⃣ Dry Fruits Boom:

“Dry Fruits Trade Gets More Crunch in Festive Splurge!”

👉 Guruji says: “Good news! Even cashews are feeling rich this Diwali! 💰🎉 Poor almonds still waiting for budget relief!” 😂

📊 9️⃣ RBI’s Das Speaks:

“Reforms & macro policies make India resilient.”

👉 Guruji nods: “True! India can handle inflation, elections, and in-laws — all at once! 💪🇮🇳🤣”

👮‍♂️ 10️⃣ EU vs Tech Giants:

“EU grills Apple, Snapchat & YouTube over child risks.”

👉 Guruji says: “Apple got roasted, Snapchat disappeared, and YouTube buffering to answer! 🍏🔥📱”

💬 Guruji’s Final Blessing:

“Laugh daily before the market opens — it’s the best hedge against life’s volatility! 😄📈🧘‍♂️”

🤣✨ Guruji’s Diwali Dhamaka Guide! ✨🤣

🎇 How to Get Ready to Celebrate Deepawali — Without Burning Your Wallet or Your Neighbour’s Patience! 🎆

🪔 1️⃣ Clean Your House Like You’re Hosting Lakshmi Ji (and the Income Tax Department!)

Guruji says: “Arrey beta, Diwali cleaning is not cleaning… it’s cardio with emotional damage! 😅 You’ll find old clothes, missing socks, and emotional baggage from 2005! 🧹💔”

💡 Pro Tip: Don’t just clean your home, clean your WhatsApp groups too — too many political forwards, no spiritual rewards! 😂📱

👗 2️⃣ Dress Up Like a Bollywood Extra — Even If You’re Just Going to the Balcony!

Guruji laughs: “Everyone becomes a hero on Diwali! Sarees, kurtas, and that one cousin wearing sunglasses at night — because he’s the Diwali DJ! 🕺😎”

💥 Fashion Rule: Glitter is compulsory. If you don’t shine, even diyas will judge you! 💃🪔

🍬 3️⃣ Sweet War Begins! (Calories vs Happiness)

Guruji whispers: “Kaju katli looks innocent… but it’s plotting against your waistline!” 😂

So this Diwali, remember — one bite for taste, one kilometer for grace! 🏃‍♂️🍭

And if someone offers you sugar-free sweets… just smile and say, “May the Force (of insulin) be with you!” 💪🤣

🏠 4️⃣ Decorate Like Lakshmi Ji Has OCD!

Guruji says: “Lights everywhere! Roof, gate, fridge, bathroom mirror — even your pet dog glowing like an LED bulb!” 🐶💡

But remember — your electricity bill also celebrates Diwali later! ⚡💸

💣 5️⃣ Crackers vs Peace of Mind!

Guruji says: “Every uncle becomes a demolition expert! 💣 Kids scream ‘Rocket!’, and dogs file human rights complaints! 🐕😭”

So Guruji’s advice — burn ego, not ears! Light smiles, not skies! 🌌😊

💰 6️⃣ Shopping Syndrome: Offer, Discount, and EMI Enlightenment!

Guruji warns: “Online sales are like love traps — you click for one kurta and end up buying the entire family set!” 🛍️😂

💳 Spiritual Tip: Spend on joy, not show-off. Even Lakshmi Ji likes minimalism, not madness! 🪔💖

👪 7️⃣ Family Drama – Limited Edition!

Guruji giggles: “Every Diwali, one aunty will say, ‘You’ve put on weight,’ and one uncle will give you the same sweet box from last year!” 😂

Accept both with divine patience. Remember — forgiveness is the best firework! 🎇🙏

📿 8️⃣ Pooja Time: Wifi with the Divine!

Guruji says: “While chanting mantras, half the people check Instagram stories. Arrey beta, Lakshmi Ji doesn’t like multitasking!” 😅

💡 Focus your mind, not your selfie angle! 📸🪔

🍲 9️⃣ Feast Mode ON!

“From samosas to laddus — everyone eats like there’s no tomorrow. And then cries at the weighing scale like there’s no yesterday!” 😂⚖️

Guruji says: “Enjoy! But also remember — Diwali is about lightness of soul, not heaviness of stomach!” 😄

💫 10️⃣ Guruji’s Final Blessing:

“Light up hearts, not just homes! Share sweets, smiles, and silly jokes — not smoke and noise. 😍🕯️”

Because the brightest Diwali is the one where your laughter echoes louder than the crackers! 🎉💖

🧘‍♂️✨ Happy Deepawali from Guruji! ✨🧘‍♂️

May your life shine brighter than your neighbour’s new LED curtain lights! 😂🎇

Choose Happiness Today And Every Day

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