😂🧘♂️ Guruji’s Comedy Bulletin: “Mind, Missiles & Modi – All in One Meditation!” 🤯✨
Enlightenment is that state of awareness in which one sees the true nature of things, which enables one to understand why things are the way they are and respond appropriately.
🌞 Guruji’s Enlightened Comedy Bulletin — Straight from the Lotus of Logic and Laughter! 🌸😂
🧘♂️ Enlightenment Special:
When you finally see the true nature of things, Guruji says — you’ll stop fighting with people and start fighting with your Wi-Fi connection! 📶🤣
💥 Total Crackers Ban Not Ideal: SC
Guruji: “Ah yes! Because if you ban crackers, how will we know who has anger issues and who has sound system issues?” 😜🎆
🌎 India & Brazil Explore Trade Boost Amid US Tariff Hike
Guruji: “India and Brazil teaming up! Soon we’ll have sambar-flavoured coffee and samba in South Block!” ☕💃🌶️
🚨 Detecting, Deleting, and Deporting Infiltrators: Shah
Guruji: “Sounds like my phone storage plan — detect spam, delete junk, and deport all exes from memory!” 📱💔😂
📊 NDA Deal Done: Chirag 26, Manjhi 8, Kushwaha 7
Guruji: “Looks like cricket scorecards are out early — next match: Bihar Super League! 🏏🤣”
⛽ ‘Petrol’, the New Flightless Bird
Guruji: “Yes! Because it has wings in price, but can’t fly out of your wallet!” 💸🐦⛽
⛏️ Afghanistan Opens Mining Sector to Indian Firms
Guruji: “Great! Finally, we can dig something other than our past relationships!” 🪓💔🤣
🎓 Empowering Girl Child Through Education & Social Inclusion
Guruji: “Educate a girl, and she’ll teach the world how to multitask and micromanage peace!” 👩🎓💪🌍
👀 We Are All Stalkers & We All Get Stalked
Guruji: “True! These days, enlightenment means finding who viewed your WhatsApp DP and still didn’t text!” 📱😏🕵️♀️
🗳️ Purity of Voters’ List Foundation of Indian Democracy: Amit Shah
Guruji: “Yes, because fake voters and fake promises — both need purification rituals!” 🧹🪔😂
🌼 Guruji’s Closing Thought:
“Enlightenment doesn’t come from the Himalayas, my dear — it comes from switching off notifications and switching on peace mode!” 📵🧘♂️💫
How to Use Sense of Humour in Daily Life?
🤣 Guruji’s Daily Dose of Laughter Therapy! 😄
As Guruji Trains His Lovely Friends! ☕💫
Guruji enters with a cup of filter coffee ☕ and a smile wider than Wi-Fi range! 😎
“Friends, life is already a full comedy show! You just forgot to laugh because you’re too busy playing the lead role in your own drama!” 😂🎭
Guruji will teach you how to sprinkle humour like masala on your boring rice bowl of life! 🍛😋
😂 1. Laugh at Yourself Before Others Do!
Guruji says — “When you trip, don’t blame gravity, blame your overconfidence!” 😜
People love those who can laugh at themselves — it shows strength, not stupidity!
So next time you make a mistake, say,
👉 ‘I didn’t fail, I just discovered 99 wrong ways to succeed!’ 💡
😅 2. Use Funny Replies Instead of Angry Ones
When someone shouts — “You’re late again!”
Say: “Yes, but at least I didn’t bring bad vibes early!” 😎
Humour is like a safety helmet for your emotions — it protects your peace! 🧘♂️💫
😜 3. Find Comedy in Chaos
Traffic jam? Office gossip? Political drama?
Guruji says — “Everything is material for your stand-up show!” 🎤😂
When life gives you lemons, don’t just make lemonade — make a meme! 🍋📱
🤣 4. Be the Smile Distributor
Carry laughter like a mobile hotspot — share it freely! 📶💖
When others are grumpy, your humour can reboot their mood!
Guruji’s Law: ‘A smiling face is more contagious than Wi-Fi in a crowded café!’ 😄
😇 5. Use Humour to Heal, Not Hurt
Never use your wit as a weapon — use it as warm sunlight. ☀️
Sarcasm burns bridges; real humour builds them!
Make people laugh with you, not at someone. That’s divine comedy! 🙏🎭
🧘♂️ Guruji’s Final Punchline:
“My dear friends, life without humour is like filter coffee without decoction — colour looks right, but taste is missing!” ☕😂
So keep your laughter muscles fit!
Do 3 sets of smiling, 2 rounds of giggling, and 1 deep belly laugh every morning! 💪😆
Guruji’s Life Mantra:
“When life gets serious — just look in the mirror and smile. You’ll see the funniest person alive!” 😁✨
Choose Happiness Today And Every Day
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📢 “Stay informed, stay hilarious – Guruji guarantees no boredom!” 💥🎉
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Yours,
📘🖊️😄 “GuRuJi – KaMaRaJ” 🎭👴✨ 😇📢
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