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BrahMos Boom!
🎯 Defence stock rocket’ed 45% in a month!
📈💥 Is it BrahMos power or a stock market missile?
India + Russia = Tech Bros Now!
☢️💻 Nuclear energy + Cybersecurity collab incoming!
Putin: “You’ve got the reactor, we’ve got the hackers!” 🤝😎
Kavitha Drops a Bomb 💣
Letter to KCR goes viral, BRS is shaking like jelly in hot oil!
BJP: “Pass the popcorn, this is political drama!” 🍿🫣
Project Kusha: Made in India, Shoots Like Russia! 🇮🇳🚀
S400-style desi missile system on the way – prototype in a year!
India: “Finally, real firepower – no more imported stuff!” 🔧🔥
Tamannaah’s Soap Drama! 🌸
Minister to protestors: “Don’t create more foam than the soap!” 😤🧼
Tamannaah: “Hey, I’m just a fragrant ambassador!”
India to FATF: “Hey, put Pakistan back in the grey list!”
⚠️ Rising tensions, World Bank funds under fire.
India: “No money for Terror-land!” 💣🚫
PM says: NE = India’s Growth Engine 🚂
Modi: “Whether it’s Yunus or bonus, Northeast drives growth!”
🌄📈 #GrowthExpress
Shah Hits Hard 💥
“Pakistan is the producer, director, and distributor of terror!” 🎬☠️
This press conference felt like an action movie!
Phone Chat Turns Fatal 📱💀
Man says, “Please lower your voice,” and ends up murdered!
Moral: Use earphones, not your ego! 🎧😬
Coach Turns Creepy 👎🏽
Shooting coach arrested for sexual abuse!
From aiming at targets to hitting rock bottom… 🎯➡️🚔
Naxal Wipeout in Gadchiroli 💣🪖
4 Maoists down, including a top commander.
Police: “Was this an encounter or an action movie?” 🎬🔫
Trump Sees Red 🔴✨ Over Harvard!
Spots a “Red Star” – claims communism is sneaking in!
Trump: “Harvard? More like Karl-vard!” 😂🎓💬
The Art of Forgetting – New Self-help Craze! 🧠💨
Forget your past, your stress, and… wait, what was I saying? 🤔😅
Bestseller tagline: “Forgetting is an art too!” 🎨📘
🎓 US Judge to Trump: “You can’t stop Harvard from going global, buddy!”
Trump: “No foreign students!”
Judge: “No foreign bans!” 🚫👨⚖️
Harvard: “Our classroom, our rules!” 🎓🌍
👉 Guruji: Even judges are grading Trump’s policies with a big fat F! 📉😅
☢️ Jaishankar to Pakistan: “Nuclear blackmail? Not today, Satan!” 🇮🇳
India: “We do bilateral, not blackmail!” 🧨❌
Germany: “You go, India! Terrorists, get outta here!” 💪👊
👉 Guruji: Pakistan tried the old threats, India pulled out the receipt! 🧾🔥
📱 Trump to Apple: “iPhones made in India? 25% tax!” 💰📉
Apple: “But we just unpacked in India!” 📦📲
Investors: “We just unpacked our losses!” 😭💸
👉 Guruji: iPhones got hit with a Trump tax—now even Siri is speechless! 🗣️🤐
💸 RBI goes full Santa Claus mode: Rs 2.69 lakh crore to the govt! 🎅💰
Govt: “Fiscal deficit? Never heard of her!” 😎
👉 Guruji: RBI just dropped a bigger bomb than any IPL auction! 💣🏏
🏋️♂️ China Doc says: “Stressed women? Look at muscular men!” 💪👀
Women: “Doctor’s orders, bring on the abs!” 😍🩺
👉 Guruji: Who needs therapy when there’s Thor? ⚡💘
✈️ India to Pak Airlines: “No fly till June 23, thank you!” ✋🇮🇳
Pak Airlines: “But…”
India: “No airspace, no nonsense.” 🛑💨
👉 Guruji: India just gave Pakistan a middle seat with no legroom! 😂🪑
🕊️ Germany to India: “Terrorism? We got your back, mate!” 🇩🇪🤝🇮🇳
👉 Guruji: Terrorists now fear a German shepherd at India’s side! 🐕🛡️
😡 SC to Rajasthan: “Why are kids dying in Kota?! Do your job!” 📣👨⚖️
Rajasthan Govt: “Umm…” 😬
👉 Guruji: Kota’s not a coaching center anymore, it’s a national shame. 📚💔
👮♂️ Punjab AAP MLA caught red-handed!
Arora: “This is political!”
Vigilance Bureau: “This is criminal!” 🚨🤑
👉 Guruji: From “aam aadmi” to “haathkadi aadmi”! 🚓🥴
🧑💼💵 Wipro CEO got Rs 53.4 crore; Rishad Premji’s salary doubled!
Employees: “Where’s our hike?” 🥲
👉 Guruji: Looks like only the salary, not the appraisals, went viral! 📈🧾
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