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“Namaste, friends! I’m your Guruji – here to serve you the hottest news with a dash of humour! 😄
From politics to paisa, India to the world – everything delivered with a smile and a spicy twist! 🌶️📰
Because news should not only inform your mind, but also tickle your funny bone! 🧠😂
So get ready – let’s dive into today’s headlines, the Guruji way!” 🎭📢
🎙️ Guruji’s News Talk – Funny Headlines ! 🎭
🔹1. Yunus is not going anywhere!
👉 “Yunus is holding the interim chair like superglue! 😆🪑 Not moving, not blinking!”
🔹2. PM Modi: More Women in Workplaces
👉 “Modiji says – time to welcome more women into jobs! 💼👩💼 New laws coming – Ladies, get ready to shine!”
🔹3. India Replies to Pakistan on Indus Treaty
👉 “India: ‘We gave water, you gave us war and terror?’ 💧🔫 Not fair, bro – rules broken big time!”
🔹4. Bribe-for-Bail Drama: CBI Please!
👉 “A judge’s helper says – something fishy is going on! 🐟 Wants CBI to check the truth!”
🔹5. India Becomes 4th Largest Economy
👉 “India passed Japan! 💸🚀 Only US, China, and Germany ahead. Next stop: Top 3!”
🔹6. First Women Cadets to Graduate from NDA
👉 “Women power enters the army big-time! 🎖️👩✈️ They’re ready to serve and salute!”
🔹7. US: Harvard Helping China?
👉 “White House says – ‘Harvard, are you working with China?’ 😮📚 College or spy zone?”
🔹8. US Closes Doors, India Opens Wide!
👉 “America says ‘no’ to immigrants. India says ‘come build with us!’ 💡🇮🇳 Desi startups rising!”
🔹9. India Sends a Strong Message to China
👉 “Yoga, sunrise festival, and celebration near China border 🌅🧘 – India says ‘we’re right here too!’”
🔹10. India + Russia = Super BrahMos Missile
👉 “India and Russia planning an upgraded missile 🚀💥 – stronger, faster, better!”
🔹11. World’s Richest King Not Richer Than Ambani
👉 “38 jets, 300 cars, 52 golden boats 😲👑 – but still not richer than Ambani or Adani!”
🔹12. Musk Says He’ll Focus on His Companies
👉 “Elon: ‘Too many issues on X (Twitter). I need to fix everything myself!’ 🧠💻“
🔹13. Indian Air Force Now #3 in the World!
👉 “Only US & Russia are ahead 🇮🇳💪✈️ Indian jets = power, speed & pride in the sky!”
🔹14. Naidu Gives 3 Big Ideas for India
👉 “CM Naidu says – let’s grow GDP, manage population, and use AI smartly 🤓📈“
🔹15. Monsoon Arrives Early!
👉 “Rain said – ‘I’m here early this year!’ 🌧️⏰ Happiest welcome since 2009!”
🔹16. DMK Says ‘We’re Not Scared of ED or Modi!’
👉 “Udhayanidhi says – ‘Bring it on, we’re not afraid!’ 😎🔥 Bold voice from Tamil Nadu!”
🔹17. Modi Hits Back at Turkey
👉 “Turkey helped terrorists – now India exposes them! 😠🧨 Turkey in trouble with truth!”
🔹18. Mamata Skips NITI Aayog Meet
👉 “She didn’t attend. BJP says – ‘This won’t help Bengal!’ 😑🤷♀️ Politics continues!”
🔹19. BJP Attacks Rahul Gandhi Again
👉 “BJP: ‘Rahul supports Pakistan’s lies?’ 😡🧂 Adding salt to real wounds!”
🔹20. Pakistan = Terror Dog Handler?
👉 “TMC MP: ‘If terrorism is a mad dog, Pakistan is the one holding the leash!’ 🐕💣 Sharp words in Japan!”
🔹21. PM Modi Calls for Faster Development
👉 “PM says – every state must make one world-class tourist spot and smart cities 🌇🏞️ Let’s build a better India by 2047!”
🔹22. X (Twitter) Goes Down Worldwide
👉 “No one could tweet! 😭📵 X crashed, and everyone freaked out for real!”
🔹23. Gujarat Health Worker Arrested for Spying
👉 “A health worker gave army secrets to Pakistan?! 😠🚫 Total betrayal – very serious case!”
🇮🇳✈️ Indian Air Force now 3rd strongest in the world!
USA & Russia ahead, but we’re flying close!
🛩️ “Ab sky bhi bol raha hai – ‘Salute, bhai!’” 💪🌤️
📊 Chandrababu Naidu gives 3 tips for India
Grow the economy, control the population, and use AI.
🧠 “Naidu sir saying – Don’t just make babies, make robots too!” 🤖👶😂
🌧️ Monsoon hits India early – fastest since 2009!
Rain said: “Forget schedule, I’m here!”
☔ “Rain came before summer left… even rain can’t wait to visit India!” 🌧️🇮🇳
😎 Udhayanidhi Stalin: “DMK not scared of Modi or ED!”
Said it proudly in Delhi with dad watching.
🔥 “Full filmy dialogue! Background music missing only!” 🎬🕶️
💥 Modi’s move: Exposes Turkey for helping terrorists
Turkey supporting Pakistan, ISIS, and more!
🚫 “Turkey doing item number with terrorists… and got caught on camera!” 📹🦃💣
🚫 Mamata Banerjee skips NITI Aayog meet
BJP says: “This won’t help Bengal.”
😒 “Aunty bunked class… now getting scolded by teacher Modi!” 📚👩🏫😂
🇵🇰 Rahul Gandhi called ‘Pakistan’s news reader’ by BJP
They say he’s hurting Indian families with his words.
🎤 “Rahul bhai, you want Lok Sabha or Geo News job?” 🤦♂️📰
💥 Abhishek Banerjee in Japan: “Pakistan handles terrorism like a wild dog!”
Big words on foreign stage!
🐕 “Japan people thinking — ‘This Indian knows kung fu AND politics!’” 🥋😂
🏗️ PM Modi says: Fast development + 1 tourist spot per state!
Target: Big India by 2047!
🗺️ “Bolo – One world-class tourist spot per state… not just pani puri stalls!” 🍲🏞️
📱 Twitter (X) crashes worldwide!
People forgot how to scream without tweets!
📉 “Log crying – ‘Ab kahan share karenge breakfast photo?’” 🍳😭
😳 Health worker in Gujarat leaks Air Force info to Pakistan!
From injections to information?!
🚔 “Bhai, you were supposed to give vaccines, not secrets!” 💉➡️📄😂
🎤 Guruji signs off:
“Today’s news – with jokes, truth, and full spice! 🌶️ Laugh, learn, and stay sharp. See you tomorrow!”
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