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📣 Dear friends,
👓 Read it. 😂 Laugh it. 🗣️ Share it.
Because the world may burn 🔥… but news will always bring the masala! 🌶️📺
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“Choose happiness today and every day“
“Namaste, friends! I’m your Guruji – here to serve you the hottest news with a dash of humour! 😄
From politics to paisa, India to the world – everything delivered with a smile and a spicy twist! 🌶️📰
Because news should not only inform your mind, but also tickle your funny bone! 🧠😂
So get ready – let’s dive into today’s headlines, the Guruji way!” 🎭📢
🎙️ Guruji’s News Talk 🎤 & India’s Super News Show!” 😎 Funny Headlines ! 🎭
🧠 “New Normal” – Shashi Tharoor says:
India is now taking strong action against terrorism with Operation Sindoor!
Guruji 👉 We applied “Sindoor” on Pakistan’s head — not love, but danger!
Punchline: “Terrorism cleaned with Indian shampoo!” 🚿💥
💰 Pakistan will now pay a heavy price for supporting terrorists
🤣 Guriji says: “No more free terrorists — now it’s with GST!” 🧾💣
🇺🇸 Operation Sindoor – and America loses out!
Trump is now crying, “What just happened?” 😭
Guruji 🤣: “India played the game — America just watched!” 🎮😆
🏖️ Modi says: Boycott Turkey – Travel India!
“Goa, Kerala, Kashmir – why go abroad?” ✈️✋
Guruji 🤣: “No visa needed, just vada pav and chai!” 🍵😂
🎓 Trump removed foreign students from Harvard…
Hong Kong University says, “Come here, no conditions!” 🧑🎓
Guruji: “From Harvard to Hong Kong — same brain, new train!” 🚆🧠
💸 Hamas is broke!
Now they can’t even afford rockets!
Guruji 🤣: “No more bombs – just Diwali crackers now!” 🧨😅
🛡️ US Report says Pakistan is scared of India!
Guruji: “We’re growing our economy – you’re growing your fear!” 😂📉
📈 India becomes 4th biggest economy, beating Japan!
Guruji 🤣: “Japan said ‘bye’, India said ‘hi’ to Top 4!” 🙌💰
💘 Tej Pratap’s mystery girlfriend – Anushka Yadav!
Now Bihar politics is like a movie! 🎬
Guruji 🤣: “Lalu ji is confused – Is this love or election drama?” 😵❤️
🇮🇳 Modi praises India’s defence power in Operation Sindoor!
Guruji 🤣: “Sindoor was for wives — now it’s for war!” 😎🛡️
🌾 Farming may boost India’s economy this quarter!
Guruji: “Farmers are now growing GDP too!” 🌱📊
☢️ Pakistan is upgrading nuclear weapons out of fear!
Guruji 🤣: “New missiles, same old brain!” 🧨🤯
🚀 India and Russia may work on advanced BrahMos missiles!
Guruji 🤣: “Operation Sindoor needs missiles with extra masala!” 🌶️💥
🗳️ Chirag Paswan is getting strong in Bihar politics!
Guruji 🤣: “He’s shining bright – while others fight!” 💡⚔️
💻 Big laptop tender in Tamil Nadu – 2 million laptops!
Guruji: “Apple and Dell are now speaking Tamil!” 📱😂
🔐 Govt says: Laptop users, protect your data!
Guruji 🤣: “Use antivirus… and common sense too!” 😅🖥️
laughing matters from Guruji: 🤣 🤣 🤣
1. Too Many Thoughts 🤯
Disciple: “Guruji, my mind is full of thoughts!”
Guruji: “Good! At least something is full in your life!” 😄🧠💭
2. Peace of Mind 🧘♂️
Disciple: “Guruji, I want peace of mind.”
Guruji: “Remove the ‘I’ — that’s ego 🙅♂️. Remove the ‘want’ — that’s desire 🙅♀️. Now you are left with… peace of mind!” 😇🕊️
Disciple: “Wow, Guruji!”
Guruji: “Now go wash my car. Enlightenment comes with service!” 🚗🧽🤣
3. The Enlightened Diet 🥗
Disciple: “Guruji, what is the best food for the soul?”
Guruji: “Fast food!”
Disciple: “You mean burgers and fries?” 🍔🍟
Guruji: “No, I mean… fast, then eat food!” 😅🙏
4. Meditation Confusion 😵💫
Disciple: “Guruji, during meditation I hear strange voices.”
Guruji: “That’s just your WhatsApp notifications. Put your phone on silent!” 📱🔕😂
Guruji has all modes! 😄🧘♂️✨
📢 Final Words by Guriji:
“India is moving fast 🚀, enemies are burning with jealousy 🔥!”
Laugh, learn, and support your country! 🇮🇳❤️
🙏 Jai Hind! Jai Bharat! 🎉
🎤 Guruji signs off:
“Today’s news – with jokes, truth, and full spice! 🌶️ Laugh, learn, and stay sharp. See you tomorrow!”
If you want this every day or every week, just say:
👉 “Guruji, give me more!” 😄📢
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