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🧠🇮🇳 India set to become tech powerhouse, says Modi
GURUJI 🧠😂 🎭📢: Soon our jugaad will come with software updates! 💻🔧🚀
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🛩️⚠️ Boeing’s safety record comes under scanner, again
GURUJI 🧠😂 🎭📢: Boeing engineers be like—“Gravity is just a suggestion!” 💥😬🛠️
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💸📉 160cr down the drain as Sidda bins ’15 caste report
GURUJI 🧠😂 🎭📢: That’s not a report, that’s a sponsored bonfire! 🔥🧾💰
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🤝🇮🇳🇨🇦 Modi-Carney meet chance to find ways to reset ties: Govt
GURUJI 🧠😂 🎭📢: Ctrl+Alt+Delete for diplomacy… rebooting foreign policy!
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🛢️📉💱 Oil jumps & slips, dollar dips to lowest in 3 yrs
GURUJI 🧠😂 🎭📢: Oil’s doing Zumba, and dollar is on a diet! 🕺💃💵
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✈️⚔️ Chinese jets fly as close as 45 metres to Japan patrol planes
GURUJI 🧠😂 🎭📢: Next time they might exchange pani-puri mid-air! 😲🍽️🛩️
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🕊️🇮🇷 Trump says would love to avoid Iran conflict
GURUJI 🧠😂 🎭📢: Trump wants peace… but with background music and a photo-op! 📸📜🤞
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☢️🚨 UN watchdog: Iran fails N-obligations for 1st time in 20 years
GURUJI 🧠😂 🎭📢 : Iran skipped homework and now teacher’s calling parents! 📚📞😵
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🪪💳 Trump teases ‘Gold Card’ for US residency again
GURUJI 🧠😂 🎭📢 : American dream now comes with cashback offers! 💳✨🗽
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😡🏴☠️ No one’s forgotten Pak sheltered Osama: India
GURUJI 🧠😂 🎭📢 : Pak’s guest list always shocks the neighbours! 😠👀📜
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🇨🇦📝 Canada invites foreigners for PR in new Express Entry round
GURUJI 🧠😂 🎭📢 : Canada to world: “Why cry in your country, when you can freeze in ours?” ❄️🥶🎟️
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📲💼 Influencer marketing set to grow as 92% of brands adopt it
GURUJI 🧠😂 🎭📢: From toothpaste to tractors – all need dance reels now! 🕺📱🧴🚜
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📉💵 Rupee plummets 56 paise to 86.08 against dollar
GURUJI 🧠😂 🎭📢 : Rupee took a free fall challenge… and nailed it! 😵🪙📉
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👩⚖️🗳️ Modi govt committed to 33% reservation for women: Gadkari
GURUJI 🧠😂 🎭📢 : Ladies, it’s not just pink tax anymore – it’s pink power! 💪👸🏽📊
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