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🧙♂️ Guruji Presents: The News Bulletin with Wisdom & Wah Wah! 🌍🎤✨
Today’s headlines – with a dose of laughter and laddu-sized logic! 😄👇
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🗓️ 11 Years of Modi Govt: Reform, Resilience, Rising India
🧘♂️ Modi Ji’s government is like strong filter coffee – kadak, consistent, and still hot after 11 years! ☕🔥🇮🇳
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✈️ PM in Croatia: No solutions from battlefields
💣 Modi Ji said “No more dhishum-dhishum, let’s do Zoom-Zoom!” 🕊️💻
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👥 At G7 Summit, PM urges global action against terrorism
💥 “Catch the bad guys before they go viral!” – Modi Ji’s new startup idea? 🚔🌐
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🍛 ‘I love Pak’: Trump hosts army chief Munir for lunch
🍗 Trump to Munir: “Come for biryani, stay for diplomacy!” 🍛🤝😂
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📈 SEBI unveils moves to boost ease of biz
📊 “Business should be like traffic in Chennai – free flow, no tension… ok maybe not Chennai!” 🚦💼
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🏫 ED searches 37 in classroom ‘scam’
📚 Even classroom scam got full attendance – first time students are in headlines without exams! 🤓🔍
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🎓 India hits new high in QS rankings with 54 entrants
🎉 India’s universities going global – from samosa breaks to scholar brains! 🎓📚🌍
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💻 FM to Fintechs: Look for solutions to cyber frauds
🕵️♂️ Fintech guys be like: “Madam, we need antivirus for hackers and halwa for motivation!” 💻🍬🛡️
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🌄 Modi in G7: Resets in the Rockies
🗻 Even the mountains said, “Modi rocks!” 🎸🏔️🇮🇳
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🧘 Yog is Beginning of the End
🪷 Yoga pose: Savasana. Translation: “I’m not lazy, I’m spiritually rebooting!” 🧘♀️😴
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🇵🇰 Trump appears to enlist Pak support against Iran
🤷 Trump trying to solve Middle East with Middle Meal – chai, chapati, confusion! 🍽️🗺️
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💣 US military ready to carry out Trump’s orders on Iran
🎯 US Army checking GPS: “Where is Iran? And where is Trump’s chill?” 🛰️🔴😅
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🚀 Iran preparing missiles for retaliatory strikes
📦 Iran to US: “Return gift ready. Amazon Prime or Air Mail?” 📬🚀😬
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🕊️ Solutions not on battlefields – PM in Croatia
🫱 Modi Ji said, “Drop weapons, pick up WiFi!” 📶🤝
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🚗 FASTag annual pass goes live on August 15
⛽ “Independence from toll queues – FASTag says no more ‘change chahiye bhaiya!’” 🏁💳🇮🇳
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🧙♂️ Guruji’s Trump Tandoori Comedy Special! 🍗🇺🇸😄
Warning: These jokes have more spice than Trump’s tweets! 🌶️📱👇
Trump & Twitter
🦅 Trump without Twitter is like samosa without aloo — dramatic outside, empty inside! 📵📉😂
Trump on Climate Change
🌪️ Trump said climate change is fake… Weather replied, “Bro, I’ll show you in Celsius!” 🌞❄️🌧️😆
Trump’s Hair
💇 Guruji’s Wisdom: If Trump’s hair survives a hurricane, it deserves its own Secret Service! 🎖️💨🧴
Trump’s Love for Golf
🏌️ He played more golf than a retired uncle in Ooty! Even golf balls were like, “Bro, again?!” 🏖️⛳️😂
Trump & Pakistan
🍛 He said, “I love Pak!” Guruji says, “Hope he meant Pakoda, not politics!” 🍟🇵🇰😅
Trump’s Comeback Plans
📣 Trump’s slogan for 2025: “Make Jokes Great Again!” (Guruji says: Already done, Baba!) 😎🎤
🔚 Guruji’s Final Trump Tip:
“Even if you’re loud like Trump, don’t forget to laugh at yourself – it’s cheaper than therapy!” 🛋️😄🎯
🧙♂️ Guruji’s Thought of the Day:
“In a world full of problems, be the pun!” 😄📜
📣 Until tomorrow… stay wise, stay funny, stay FASTagged! 🤪📡✨
📢 “Stay informed, stay hilarious – Guruji guarantees no boredom!” 💥🎉
Yours,
📘🖊️😄 “GuRuJi KaMaRaJ” 🎭👴✨ 😇📢
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