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I’m your Guruji – here to serve you the hottest news with a dash of humour!
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“Choose happiness today and every day” 😄
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🎤 🕺Guruji’s Comedy Darbar – Today’s News, Filter Coffee Style!☕🇮🇳
we are placing greater emphasis on living longer, healthier lives.
Sure! Here’s Guruji’s Comedy News Bulletin in English — with masala! 🍿📢😆
📰 Guruji’s LOL Headlines – Today’s Bulletin 😂☔🎤
🧘♂️ PM Opens Monsoon Session With Call For Unity After ‘Operation Sindoor’ Victory
👉 Guruji: “Finally, some ‘Red Alert’ that’s not about rain but ruling! 💄👑 Parliament now smells like kumkum & conflict!”
📱 It’s for Real! AI is Making Phones Smarter & Costlier
👉 “Phones now know your secrets, swipe your wallet and ghost you faster than your ex! 💸🤖📵”
⚖️ Court slams Sidda Govt for targeting Tejasvi
👉 “SC to Karnataka: Don’t mix politics and police cases – it’s not a biryani! 🍛⚖️”
📜 SC to SP: ‘You forgot law when in power?’
👉 “Guruji: Power comes with amnesia… and a VIP convoy! 🚓💼⚡”
📽️ Trump posts fake video of Obama’s ‘arrest’
👉 “Trump Productions presents: ‘Mission Delusional 7’! 🍿🎬 Next episode – Obama fights aliens?”
🌧️✈️ AI Jet Overshoots Mumbai Runway in Rain
👉 “Even AI couldn’t handle Mumbai monsoon mood swings! ☔🛬 ‘Pilot: AI, fly! AI: Bhai, I slip!’”
🎭 ED Summons 4 Top South Stars in Online Betting Scam
👉 “From box office to courtroom – real drama begins post-intermission! 🎬⚖️💰”
🏫 2 Odisha Teachers Held for Harassing Girl
👉 “Guruji: Shame! Teachers became ‘preachers of perversion’ – Send them to detention in hell! 🔥📚🚫”
🏦 RBI Tightens Digital Banking Norms
👉 “Next time your UPI fails, blame not the WiFi – blame RBI’s new ‘Yoga tight’ security! 🧘♂️📉💳”
🚪 Dhankhar’s Exit May Trigger Big BJP Overhaul
👉 “Guruji: One man walks out, 10 chairs shuffle! BJP playing musical chairs with microphones! 🎤🔄🪑”
🗳️ Mamata Banerjee Says ‘No Bihar-style voter list revision’
👉 “Guruji: She won’t allow voter remix version! It’s ‘Original Cast Only’ in Bengal Elections! 🎭📋🙅♀️”
🌟 Guruji’s Daily Soul Drop:
👉 “When you stop pretending to be wise, your truth speaks. When your soul whispers – put down Instagram and listen! 🙏📿✨”
💪 Soul Fitness Gyaan:
🧘 “Strength is Life 💥, Weakness is Death ☠️. So daily meditate, hydrate, and dominate! 😌💧🧠”
🧬 “We’re not just living longer – we’re living funnier (with Guruji’s bulletin)!” 😂🧓🎉
📢 Guruji signs off:
“Tomorrow’s headlines already sweating! Stay tuned, stay blessed, stay sarcastic! 📺🕶️”
Here’s Guruji’s Wisdom Thoughts on Happiness in Life – in English, with flavour, fun, and depth. 🌞😄✨
🌈 GURUJI’S WISDOM ON HAPPINESS😇
“Happiness is not a destination – it’s your default setting, just needs a reboot!” 🧠🔁
Stop chasing it outside – it’s sitting inside, sipping chai. ☕💛
“If your smile needs a reason, your soul needs a reminder!” 😊🪞
Laugh like a child, not like someone is watching you on CCTV. 🎥😆
“Don’t wait for perfect moments – make weird ones joyful!” 🎈🎉
Even a power cut can be romantic if your heart has light! 💡❤️
“The richest person is not the one with most money, but with least complaints!” 💸🚫
Gratitude is your free subscription to happiness – auto-renew daily! 🙏📆
“Comparison kills joy faster than poison!” ☠️📱
Their vacation in Maldives? Nice. Your coffee on balcony? Peaceful paradise! 🌴☕😌
“Happiness is not in having more – it’s in needing less.” 🧘♂️
A peaceful nap beats a noisy Ferrari! 🛏️🏎️💤
“Surround yourself with people who make you laugh like an idiot!” 😂👯
Drama-free friends = lifetime free therapy. 🛋️💬❤️
“Forgive quickly, laugh loudly, and love without calculator.” 💞🧮❌
Life’s too short to carry emotional luggage – fly light! ✈️🧳💨
“Simplicity is the secret sauce of lasting joy.” 🍲✨
Less clutter in your room = more clarity in your mind! 🧹🧘
“The soul smiles when the ego shuts up.” 🤫🕊️
Ego says, “Me first.” Happiness says, “Us together.” 👥💫
📿 GURUJI’S FINAL NOTE:
“True happiness? It’s not loud. It’s the silent smile after a deep breath, a kind act, or a moment of peace.” 🌅😊
💡 Guruji’s Tip:
“Happiness is not found. It’s felt. So stop searching and start smiling!” 😁🎶
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