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I’m your Guruji – here to serve you with a dash of humour! 😄
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👳♂️ GURUJI PRESENTS — Independence Day News with Extra Masala! 🎉😂
1️⃣ Prez: Sindoor humanity’s win against terror
“Enemies shocked! They expected a bullet… but got a big red tika instead!” 🔫➡️🔴
2️⃣ Op Sindoor punished enemies beyond imagination; India won’t tolerate Pak’s nuclear blackmail — PM Modi
“Pakistan tried nuclear blackmail… India replied with nuclear chai and biscuits!” ☕💣
3️⃣ Standing like wall’ to protect farmers, herders, fishermen — PM Modi on US trade talks
“Guruji warning: this wall is stronger than Great Wall of China… but no selfie allowed!” 🧱📸
4️⃣ PM Modi announces GST reforms, ‘substantial’ cut by Diwali
“Diwali gift from PM! GST will be lighter… wallets will be heavier… shopkeepers already doing garba!” 🛍️💃
5️⃣ India working towards having its own space station
“NASA shocked… India aiming for space station before my neighbour pays his milk bill!” 🚀🥛
6️⃣ India targeting tenfold rise in nuclear energy by 2047
“Guruji calculating: by 2047, our bulbs will glow brighter than our politicians’ promises!” 💡😏
7️⃣ First made-in-India semiconductor chip by year’s end
“Finally! A chip that’s not for eating with chai!” 🍟➡️💻
8️⃣ Freedom is entirely different from revolt
“Yes! Freedom is dancing in the rain… revolt is when the umbrella says NO!” ☔😂
9️⃣ Independence is being prosperous
“Guruji twist: Independence is when you pay loan EMI and still afford biryani!” 🍛💸
🔟 Local authorities failed to curb stray population — SC
“Stray dogs now forming political party… manifesto: ‘Bone for All!’” 🐶📜
1️⃣1️⃣ This I-Day, brands go vocal for local
“Even my tea shop now has Made-in-India lemon!” 🍋🇮🇳
1️⃣2️⃣ Live and Let Live
“Guruji style: Also, eat and let eat… especially if it’s gulab jamun!” 🍮😂
1️⃣3️⃣ Alaska red flag for India as Trump meets Putin
“Trump + Putin meeting… somewhere a chessboard is shaking!” ♟️🤯
1️⃣4️⃣ After 18 years, S&P rates India higher — for resilience
“Finally, a high score without cricket involved!” 🏏📈
1️⃣5️⃣ Give Proof & Stay Away from Dirty Phrases — ECI
“Election Commission basically saying: behave like WhatsApp admins in family group!” 📱😇
1️⃣6️⃣ Operation Sign of New Art of Warfare — Rajnath
“New warfare = fighting with WiFi passwords!” 📶🛡️
1️⃣7️⃣ SC hints local bodies have gone astray; reserves order on dogs
“Translation: Dogs are disciplined… leaders, please take notes!” 🐕📝
1️⃣8️⃣ Two India-US defence engagements this month
“Guruji prediction: less fight, more photo ops!” 📸🤝
1️⃣9️⃣ Alcohol consumption stays strong despite duty hikes
“Confirmed: Happiness index powered by Old Monk!” 🥃🤣
👳♂️ GURUJI PRESENTS: HOW TO ENJOY FUN TODAY 🎉😂
1️⃣ Morning Mood Booster ☀️
Wake up, look in the mirror, and say:
“Hello, Superstar! You survived Monday… now go rock the world!” 😎✨
2️⃣ Breakfast Upgrade 🍳
Eat your favourite dish today… even if it’s ice cream at 8 AM 🍦
Life is short, diet is overrated! 🙈
3️⃣ Fun Calls Only 📞
Call a friend you haven’t spoken to in ages 📲
Talk nonsense for 15 minutes… therapy guaranteed! 😂
4️⃣ Mini Adventure 🚶♂️
Try something new:
Take a different route to the shop 🛍️
Wear mismatched socks 🧦
Order a dish you can’t pronounce 😜
5️⃣ Play with People 👥
Play a silly game: antakshari, charades, or “Guess My Mood Without Asking” 🎯
Winner gets bragging rights for the rest of the day 🏆
6️⃣ Give & Giggle ❤️😂
Do one nice thing for someone without expecting anything back
Bonus: Laugh at your own jokes (Guruji approved!) 😁
7️⃣ Digital Detox (Mini Version) 📵
Keep your phone away for 30 minutes
Use the time to dance, sing, or stare at the ceiling like a philosopher 🧐
8️⃣ End the Day with a Bang 🌙
Watch a comedy movie or stand-up show 🎭
Go to bed smiling — so your dreams will be funny too! 💭😂
💬 Guruji’s Wisdom Drop:
“Happiness is not in tomorrow’s plan… it’s in today’s silly, crazy, joyful moments!” 🌟
👓 Read it. 😂 Laugh it. 🗣️ Share it.! 🌶️📺
“Choose happiness today and every day”
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📢 “Stay informed, stay hilarious – Guruji guarantees no boredom!” 💥🎉
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Yours,
📘🖊️😄 “GuRuJi KaMaRaJ” 🎭👴✨ 😇📢
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