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Start your day with Guruji’s Daily Masala News 📰 – Breaking & Trending headlines, Comedy Punchlines 😂, Mindfulness 🌿, Health 🩺, Fitness 💪, Smart Tips 💡, Happiness 🌸 & Inspiring Quotes ✨. Updated fresh every morning!

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📰 Breaking News

DMK announces endless schemes out of fear of defeat

👳‍♂️ Guruji: “DMK schemes are like neighbor’s light bulb – one day bright, next day fuse! 💡😂”

💬 Guruji Punchline: “Stock market flying high 🚀 but my wallet still waiting at bus stop 🚌.”

Rahul skips Independence Day; BJP calls him Pakistan lover

👳‍♂️ Guruji: “While India’s flag was flying high, Rahul was lying on the sofa! 🛋️ BJP says he was looking at Pakistan… maybe the remote got stuck on that channel! 📺😂”

🔥 Trending News

‘We will work together’: USA greets India

👳‍♂️ Guruji: “America says – ‘You cook sambar, we’ll cook burger… together we’ll serve the world’s biggest friendship meal!’ 🍛🍔🤝”

📍 💬 Guruji Punchline: “New movie trailer released 🎬 People already fighting whether it’s blockbuster or disaster 🤯.”

😂 Comedy News (Guruji’s Special Masala)

US–Pakistan to jointly fight terrorism

👳‍♂️ Guruji: “America + Pakistan to fight terrorism? 🙄 But Pakistan is the supplier! 😂 It’s like the thief himself becoming the policeman! 🚓🕵️”

📍 💬 Guruji Punchline: “Breaking! My neighbor started jogging 🏃‍♂️ … straight into tea shop ☕ for samosas 🥟.”

🧘 Mindfulness

Breathe Like Wi-Fi, Not Like Traffic Jam! 🌬️
“Deep breathing = full signal strength 📶. Shallow breathing = weak connection, mind keeps buffering!” 😂

🌿 “Take 5 minutes to breathe 🌬️ … brain also needs Wi-Fi reset 🔋.”

🩺 Health Tips

Eat Rainbow, Not Just Potato! 🌈🥦🥕
“Colorful fruits & veggies are natural medicines… but if you only eat potato chips, your tummy will become a big potato sack!” 😂

🥤 “Drink water like gossip … unlimited & free!”

🏋️ Fitness Tips

Stretch Like Idli-Dosa! 🧘‍♂️
“Stretch in the morning, and your body becomes flexible… otherwise even wearing socks will feel like an Olympic event!” 🥇🤣

💪 “No dumbbells? Lift shopping bags 🛍️ … muscles & respect will grow!”

💡 Smart Tips

Ask Questions, Don’t Just Nodd! 🤔
“Don’t say ‘yes yes’ without understanding… otherwise you’ll agree to babysit neighbor’s cat for lifetime!” 🐈🤣

🛒 “Double-check before clicking buy … or you’ll be feeding a dog you don’t have 🐶.”

🌸 Happiness

👑 Happiness is not a 5-star hotel. It’s a roadside tea shop. Cheap, hot, and meant to be shared! ☕😄

You smile once… and BOOM! 💥 The entire room lights up like Diwali came early.
Say one kind word… and some poor soul’s BP will reduce without medicine! 🩺💖

😄 “Don’t wait for Sunday … smile today, bills will wait 🧾.”

🌟 Inspiring Quote 🌟

“Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.”
— Winston Churchill

✨ “Life is like Wi-Fi 📶 … weak, strong, but keep searching till success connects!”