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👍 Here’s your Guruji Comedy Punchlines – English Version 🤣👇

1️⃣ GST structure change: Jackpot for industries & traders

👳‍♂️ Guruji: “GST wheel is spinning, and businessmen’s money wheel is spinning too! 💰 From now, when the bill comes, businessman smiles – customer looks like a sad schoolboy! 😅”

2️⃣ Rahul skips Independence Day; BJP calls him Pakistan lover

👳‍♂️ Guruji: “While India’s flag was flying high, Rahul was lying on the sofa! 🛋️ BJP says he was looking at Pakistan… maybe the remote got stuck on that channel! 📺😂”

3️⃣ ‘We will work together’: USA greets India

👳‍♂️ Guruji: “America says – ‘You cook sambar, we’ll cook burger… together we’ll serve the world’s biggest friendship meal!’ 🍛🍔🤝”

4️⃣ Sudharshan Chakra: India’s Air Defense Shield ready by 2035

👳‍♂️ Guruji: “Sudharshan Chakra will be ready only by 2035! ⏳ Till then, common man’s shield is an umbrella – to escape credit card bills! ☔💳”

5️⃣ Supreme Court not above High Court: CJI Kawai

👳‍♂️ Guruji: “Judge says – Just because it’s called ‘Supreme’, no extra power! 😅 But Sir, even in coffee, ‘Supreme Filter Coffee’ gives extra kick, right? ☕😂”

6️⃣ India’s key role in solving world issues; Russia praises

👳‍♂️ Guruji: “Russia says – ‘India is the problem solver!’ 🔧 When the world gets stuck without a ticket, India opens the counter! 🎟️🇮🇳”

7️⃣ India striving for world peace: Mohan Bhagwat

👳‍♂️ Guruji: “India works for peace… but in apartments, neighbors fight shouting ‘You made the noise first!’ 🕊️😂”

8️⃣ US–Pakistan to jointly fight terrorism

👳‍♂️ Guruji: “America + Pakistan to fight terrorism? 🙄 But Pakistan is the supplier! 😂 It’s like the thief himself becoming the policeman! 🚓🕵️”

9️⃣ Chirag Paswan: ‘Can’t leave NDA as long as Modi is PM’

👳‍♂️ Guruji: “Chirag says – Leaving NDA is impossible! 😎 Just like lovers say ‘Breakup impossible’… but in politics, breakup anytime possible! 💔😂”

🔟 DMK announces endless schemes out of fear of defeat

👳‍♂️ Guruji: “DMK schemes are like neighbor’s light bulb – one day bright, next day fuse! 💡😂”

1️⃣1️⃣ Free bus service for women in Andhra Pradesh

👳‍♂️ Guruji: “Andhra women are thrilled! 🚌 Conductor asks: ‘Ticket?’ – Reply: ‘No thanks, Andhra govt already paid!’ 😂🙌”

1️⃣2️⃣ Trump interview: ‘Not here to talk about Ukraine’

👳‍♂️ Guruji: “Trump says – ‘I didn’t come to talk for Ukraine’ 🤔 Sir, people are only talking about your hairstyle anyway! 💇‍♂️🌪️”

1️⃣3️⃣ EPS slams ‘Thayumanavar’ scheme as empty publicity

👳‍♂️ Guruji: “EPS says – Thayumanavar scheme is only posters 🎭 Like menu cards that say ‘For reading only, not for eating’! 🍽️😂”