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🌸🐘✨ Guruji’s Ganesh Chaturthi Wishes ✨🐘🌸
This Ganesh Chaturthi, may your life be as sweet as modaks 🍬, your worries get crushed like coconuts 🥥💥, and your happiness grow as round as Ganesha’s tummy 😄✨
Remember – Ganesha teaches us:
Big Ears 👂 → Listen more.
Small Eyes 👀 → Focus more.
Big Stomach 🍲 → Digest both laddus and life’s problems.
Tiny Mouse Friend 🐭 → Even small partners can do big things!
So friends, light the lamps, sing the bhajans 🎶, and let Ganesha park his blessings in your heart-garage 🚗💖!”
🌺✨ Happy Ganesh Chaturthi from Guruji! ✨🌺
⚡🤣 Guruji Comedy Bulletin – Today’s Masala News with Extra Ganesh Blessings 🎤🐘✨
🪔 PM Modi wishes happiness, peace & health on Ganesh Chaturthi
👉 Guruji says: “Nice wishes ji… but please also wish for cheaper onions 🧅 and traffic-free roads 🚗💨… that will bring true peace to the people!” 😜🙏
🇺🇸💸 India braces as Trump’s 50% tariff kicks in today
👉 “Arrey! Trump ji thinks India is Amazon sale? 🛒 50% off / 50% extra tax… always confusing the bill like a Chennai auto meter!” 🤯😂
🏞️🦶 Temple ‘purified’ after vlogger dipped feet in pond
👉 “Poor pond! First it tolerated buffaloes 🐃 and fish 🐟… now one influencer’s feet = pollution 🚫. Next step: Purify after politicians take dip!” 🤣🚿
🏥💰 Hospital ‘scam’: ED raids AAP’s Bharadwaj
👉 “Scam in hospital? Patients go for health check-up but politicians always go for wealth check-up!” 💸🧾😂
🏭🇮🇳 Amid Trump tariffs, PM calls for ‘Mission Manufacturing’
👉 “Guruji’s doubt: If India makes more goods, Trump makes more tariffs… end of the day, we manufacture stress!” 🧘♂️📈🤣
🚢⚓ Rajnath commissions 2 made-in-India stealth frigates
👉 “Stealth ships ji – very silent, very invisible 👻. Perfect for hiding from income tax officers and mother-in-law scoldings!” 😂🚤
🎶🙏 Karnataka Dy CM apologises for singing RSS anthem
👉 “Arrey! Why sorry ji? Politicians anyway sing anthem daily… just that lyrics are always: ‘Power… Power… Power…’ 🔋🎤🤣”
🤝🇮🇳🇺🇸 India in touch with US on penalty tariffs
👉 “In touch? Guruji suspects it’s like Indian relatives on WhatsApp… full Good Morning 🌸🌞 GIFs but no solution to problems!” 📱😂
🧑🤝🧑🗳️ Future India needs younger MLAs, MPs
👉 “Correct ji! But politicians are like old fridge – too noisy, but they refuse to retire until totally broken!” ❄️😂
👁️🔥 ‘Open third eye, bullies won’t stand’ – Shivraj Chouhan
👉 “Third eye idea is superb! Only problem – if it opens during Parliament session, half the MPs will vanish like Avengers dust!” 🫥🤣
Choose happiness today and every day
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📢 “Stay informed, stay hilarious – Guruji guarantees no boredom!” 💥🎉
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Yours,
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