How to Keep Your Mind Always in Romance?

📣 Dear friends, 🤹‍♂️ 📢) 👓

📢😎 Guruji’s Comedy News Bulletin 🎙️ – 13th September Special Edition 🌍✨

📰 Modi in Manipur: Need bridge of harmony between hills & valley
👉 Guruji says: Arre wah! If bridge is ready, please add a toll gate for politicians also – “Pay bribe or U-turn!” 🚧😂

📰 Only we decide on SIR, not even SC: Poll panel affidavit
👉 Guruji says: Wah! Now SIR means “Super Important Ruler”? Even Supreme Court is asking, “Sir, permission to speak?” 🙏👨‍⚖️🤣

📰 ‘It was a blessing I couldn’t fly, had to travel by road’ – PM
👉 Guruji says: Ji haan! Flight cancelled but potholes gave free back massage! 🚗💺😂

📰 Survival instincts keep women safe
👉 Guruji says: Correct! Husband says “Where’s my tea?” – Wife’s survival instinct says “Go make it yourself!” ☕🤣

📰 Levying 50% tariffs caused a ‘rift with India’: Trump
👉 Guruji says: Trump ji, we don’t mind rift… but please don’t rift our samosa prices! 🥟💔😂

📰 Trump now puts onus on NATO to stop Russian oil imports
👉 Guruji says: Arre wah! Onus is on NATO… while Trump keeps bonus for himself! ⛽💰🤣

📰 Nepal urges tourists to return, assures safety
👉 Guruji says: Nepal is saying – “Don’t worry, our mountains are tall, but hospitality is taller!” 🏔️🤗😂

📰 Indian arms proved mettle in Op Sindoor
👉 Guruji says: Yes, our army showed power! Enemies said, “Oh God, these Indians fight like they’re in IPL finals!” 🏏💪😂

📰 Life back to normal in Nepal
👉 Guruji says: Life back to normal? Means momo stalls open again – spirituality and chutney both returned! 🥟🙏🤣

📰 Santhosh steps in to calm turbulence in TN
👉 Guruji says: Santhosh is like a pressure cooker whistle – pheeew! Tension release, everyone calm! 🍲😅

😄🔥 Guruji’s Masala Gyaan Bulletin: How to Keep Your Mind Always in Romance! 💕🌹

Hello Friends of love! ❤️ Don’t think romance is only for Valentine’s Day or when mobile recharge is full. 😜 Romance is like filter coffee—if you drink daily, life tastes awesome. ☕💕

1️⃣ See Partner as Google Maps 🗺️❤️

Whenever you get lost in life, look at your partner and say, “Recalculating route!” 😅 That spark itself will keep your mind in romance.

2️⃣ Do “Love Push-ups” Daily 🏋️‍♂️💋

Not in gym, but in heart! Small hugs, surprise compliments, sudden kisses… these are cardio for romance. Even BP machine will get jealous! 💓

3️⃣ Flirt Like Freshers 🤭

Don’t become “married uncle-aunty” who only talk about electricity bills. ⚡ Instead, send naughty emojis, funny messages, and say “You are cuter than pani puri on rainy day.” 🌧️🍲

4️⃣ Keep Romance Diet Spicy 🌶️

Bland food = boring romance. Add surprise dates, candlelight dinner, or even roadside chaat with extra masala. 🍢 Partner will say, “Wah, life is yummy again!” 🤤

5️⃣ Laugh Together 🤣💞

Romance dies where seriousness starts. So tease each other, crack silly jokes, and even fight playfully about “who snores louder at night?” 🛏️😂

6️⃣ Be Curious Like Lovers 🔍💕

Ask your partner daily: “What’s your secret dream today? What makes you smile?” These small curiosities keep romance young like Bollywood hero at 60. 🎬❤️

7️⃣ Make Everyday Valentine’s Day 🌹🎉

Why wait for February 14? Every day is romance festival. Wish good morning with kiss, wish good night with hug, and in between—keep Wi-Fi of love connected! 📶❤️

🌟 Guruji’s Final Love Gyaan:
Romance is not about age, money, or hairstyle. It’s about keeping your mind playful, heart open, and soul naughty. 😜
Keep your brain in romance mode always—then even at 80, you will say:
“Darling, let’s run away together… okay fine, let’s just walk slowly to balcony!” 🤣🌹