📣 Dear friends, 🤹♂️ 📢) 👓
BJP is celebrating PM Narendra Modi’s 75th birthday across states today:
🌟 Happy Birthday, PM Modi Ji! 🌟
🙏 😄💪, your speeches keep breaking TRP records 🎤📺, and your energy remain higher than Chennai’s AC bill in May! ❄️🔥
🚀 Wishing you more years of yoga poses 🧘, world tours 🌍✈️, and endless “Mann Ki Baat” 📻… because India loves the package! 🎁😂
🎂 Guruji Blessing :
“Modi ji, may your life be like WiFi—always connected to the people, and never dropping the signal! 📶❤️🇮🇳”
🌀 Study finds Chennai tops in AC usage among 7 cities
👉 Guruji punchline: “Chennai people don’t sweat anymore… they just freeze in traffic jams! ❄️🚗😂”
🤝 India, US agree to speed up trade talks
👉 “Trade talks speed up, but traffic in Chennai still slower than a snail on vacation! 🐌🛑🤣”
🇮🇳 India rejected 3rd-party role to end conflict: Pak
👉 “India said No third party! Even in marriage, relatives already enough trouble! 💍🙅♂️🤣”
💡 45k LEDs To Glow On Streets
👉 “So much light… lovers can’t even hide in parks anymore! 🌳💡💏😂”
🎁 1,300 mementos gifted to PM put up for auction
👉 “Guruji also planning auction… first item: my old lungi! Any bidders? 😜👘😂”
🕵️ Rajnath: Be ready to deal with invisible challenges
👉 “Invisible challenge? Arrey, like my wife’s mood swing… you never see it coming! 😅👀”
🥘 Chirag: Can’t cook dal, but I can be the salt in it
👉 “Salt in dal? Guruji already applied patent: Comedy Masala Powder! 🌶️🤣”
💻 Vaishnaw: India to emerge as product nation
👉 “Correct! Already exporting top products: chai, IT engineers, and WhatsApp forwards! ☕💻😂”
💡 Our Success Is Tied To Our Habits
👉 “If success tied to habits, Chennai’s top habit = AC remote! 📺❄️😂”
🏔️ Climbing Mountains: Rethinking Leadership
👉 “Leadership not climbing mountain… it’s convincing friends to climb with you without complaining! 🧗♂️🤣”
🌟 True leadership is helping others rise
👉 “Yes, like when Guruji lifts neighbour’s tiffin box also with mine… sharing spirit! 🍱😂”
⚔️ Azhar Family Torn During Operation Sindoor: JeM Leader
👉 “Sindoor supposed to unite families… but here, it broke one! Tragedy meets irony. 🥀😔”
🚨 Shah: Important to deport, extradite drug traders
👉 “Yes! Deport them to Guruji’s ashram… they’ll run away seeing my morning yoga face! 🧘♂️😆”
🤝 EPS Meets Shah Amid Talks of Unity in ADMK
👉 “Unity in ADMK is like WiFi in Chennai rains… sometimes connected, mostly not! 📶🌧️😂”
“How to live as a JOYFUL person” 🌸😎
🌞 Step 1: Wake up with a Smile
Don’t wake up like you’re coming back from war. 😂
Smile like you just won the lottery (even if your only prize is last night’s leftover idli). 🥳🍽️
😂 Step 2: Reduce Expectation = Increase Celebration
If you expect your spouse to look like cinema hero in the morning, you’ll cry. 😭
But if you expect hair like Einstein and get slightly better, you’ll celebrate! 🎉
😇 Step 3: Laugh at Your Own Mistakes
Life is short, don’t waste time worrying.
If you drop sambar on your white shirt — don’t get angry…
Start a new fashion trend: “Sambar Splash Design”™ 🤩👕🍛
🥳 Step 4: Keep Childlike Madness
If a child can dance in the street for one ice cream 🍦💃,
why can’t you dance for no reason?
(Remember: traffic police may join you. 🚔🤣)
💖 Step 5: Spread Joy
Say “Good Morning” to strangers 🌸
Sometimes they’ll reply, sometimes they’ll look at you like you escaped from hospital 🤪 — but who cares, JOY IS FREE!
🎶 Guruji’s Final Punchline:
“Joyful person is not the one who has no problems…
He is the one who laughs so loudly that even problems run away saying — ‘Ayyo, I can’t handle this fellow!’” 😂🏃♂️💨
Choose happiness today and every day
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📢 “Stay informed, stay hilarious – Guruji guarantees no boredom!” 💥🎉
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Yours,
📘🖊️😄 “GuRuJi – KaMaRaJ” 🎭👴✨ 😇📢
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