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🌞😂 Guruji Comedy News Bulletin – Special Edition 🎤📜 🧑‍⚖️

🚨 Guruji Comedy News Bulletin 🚨 😎🔥

😂🙏 Guruji Comedy Darbar is open! Today’s news comes with tourism, tariffs, and tantrums… all in one thaali plate 🍱. Ready? Let’s go!

🌍 World Tourism Day 2025 – Theme: “Tourism and Sustainable Transformation”
👉 Guruji says: “Beta, nowadays even selfies must be eco-friendly! 📸🌱 Take one photo, plant two trees, and don’t forget to recycle the filter also!” 😂

🛂 H-1B Visa shaped America’s tech scene
👉 “True, true! Without Indians, half of Silicon Valley will turn into ‘Coconut Valley’ 🥥💻… where WiFi comes only with tender coconut water!” 😂

🕊️ Sharif at UNGA: Calls Trump ‘Man of Peace’
👉 Guruji: “Wah wah! A man of peace who tweets like a machine gun 🔫🐦… That’s like calling chili powder ‘mouth freshener’ 🌶️🤣!”

⛽ OIL confirms natural gas find in Andaman Sea
👉 “Good news! But remember, don’t light birthday candles on that boat 🎂🚢🔥… otherwise cake will come with fireworks!” 😂

🌽 US Corn & Fuel imports on talks table
👉 “Guruji advice: Corn is for popcorn 🍿, fuel is for politics ⛽🔥… both can make public jump out of their seats!”

💉 Trump’s Tariffs called ‘Bad Medicine’
👉 “Haan beta! His medicine is like my neighbour’s kadha 🤢… bitter, painful, but still given with love (at least that’s what they say!)” 😂

🎯 Amit Shah to BJP Cadre: Ensure NDA Win
👉 Guruji: “Cadre is like delivery boys 🛵… Party says ‘Win’, they ask ‘Sir, COD or prepaid?’ 😂📦”

🎤 Udhayanidhi takes aim at Vijay: ‘Not a Saturday leader’
👉 “Arrey! In Tamil Nadu politics, every day is a release day 🎬🍿… Friday films, Saturday speeches, Sunday protests! Full-time drama only!” 😂

💊 US tariffs won’t dent India’s pharma exports
👉 “Correct! Our pharma is like Parle-G 🍪… Always cheap, always strong, always with chai ☕… Even Trump can’t tariff that!” 😂

🏫 EPS slams Stalin on school closures
👉 “Guruji says: Closing schools is like closing tea shops in Tamil Nadu ☕🚫… total rebellion guaranteed!” 😂

🎭 India slams Sharif’s theatrics at UNGA
👉 “Of course! His speeches are like daily soaps 📺… Same story, different costume, and TRP = zero!” 😂

🔮 Guruji Wisdom Capsule:
👉 “Nothing happens without a cause, and nothing disappears without leaving its trace… Except politicians’ promises — those vanish faster than free WiFi signal 📶😂!”

🔥 Guruji signing off: “Tourism brings selfies, politics brings headaches, but comedy brings peace ✌️😂!”

😂🙏 Welcome to Guruji Ashram Tourism Day Celebration 2025 – where spirituality meets comedy, and selfies meet sustainability 📸🌱!

🌸 Morning Rituals:
👉 “Tourists wake up at 5 AM thinking Guruji will give meditation 🧘… but we gave them broomsticks first! 😂 Because sustainable tourism begins with cleaning your own karma and the Ashram floor 🧹✨.”

🍵 Ashram Breakfast Special:
👉 “Guests expected buffet 🥞🍳… we gave them boiled drumstick leaves and herbal tea 🍵🌿. They said, ‘Guruji, where is bread?’ I said, ‘Beta, break your ego first!’ 😂”

🎭 Cultural Show:
👉 “Tourists danced Bharatanatyam 💃 but Wi-Fi kept buffering… so they started TikTok steps mid-performance 📱🤣. Even Nataraja must have facepalmed!”

🌍 Sustainable Tourism Session:
👉 “Guruji explained: No plastic bottles 🚫🥤. One foreigner asked, ‘Then how to drink water?’ I said, ‘Beta, use lotta!’ 💧😂 He ran faster than Olympic sprinter!”

🕉️ Souvenir Shop:
👉 “In Ashram, we don’t sell keychains or caps 🎁. We give free advice instead! Tourists wanted fridge magnets, but got fridge mantras ❄️🙏😂.”

📸 Selfie Point:
👉 “At Ashram, selfie corner is near cow shed 🐄📸. Tourists clicked photos and cow gave blessings (and something extra 💩😂).”

🍲 Tourism Day Feast:
👉 “Lunch was organic – rice, rasam, and 108 types of pickles 🍛🥒. Foreigners asked, ‘Is it spicy?’ I said, ‘Beta, you’ll meet God directly after first bite 🔥😂!’”

🎤 Closing Ceremony:
👉 “Guruji told all: ‘Tourism means not only seeing places 🌍, but also leaving the place better than you found it 🧹. So before you go, please clean your plates, clean your rooms, and clean your WhatsApp forwards also 📱😂!’”

🔥 Guruji Ashram Tourism Slogan:
👉 “Come as tourist 👣, leave as philosopher 🧘… but don’t forget your slippers at the temple gate, otherwise next tourist will leave as thief! 😂”