📣 Dear friends, 🤹♂️ 📢) 👓
🌸🔥 Guruji’s Dussehra Guidance – Comedy Edition 🔥🌸
My dear devotees 😎📱, Dussehra is not just about burning one tall Ravan dummy in the ground… it’s about burning the mini Ravans living inside us – anger, ego, laziness, and that unshakeable habit of ordering “Swiggy” instead of cooking 🍔➡️🍲.
Here’s Guruji’s approved plan for a dhamaka Dussehra:
🎭 Step 1: Ravan Burning 2.0
Don’t waste money on crackers 🎆… just write your bad habits on a chit, fold it like exam paper, and throw it into the bonfire 🔥. Example: “Stop stalking ex on Instagram” 😂📱.
🍭 Step 2: Eat Sweets, Not Each Other
Share ladoos, not gossip. 🍬 If you give your neighbor a Mysore pak, don’t whisper, “I reduced ghee for her, let her choke slowly” 😏.
🪔 Step 3: Light Diyas, Not Arguments
Diya means light 🕯️… not light-saber fight with family! So today, say “Yes Amma, I’ll clean the house,” even if your inner Ravan screams NOOOO! 😂
⚔️ Step 4: Be the Ram of Your WhatsApp Group
Send one positive message 🌸🙏… not 200 MB good-morning GIFs of rotating flowers 🌹🌹🌹. Remember, “Victory of good over evil” doesn’t mean spamming your entire contact list.
👑 Step 5: Upgrade the Festival
Ram fought Ravan with bow & arrow 🏹… you can fight your Ravans with Wi-Fi password change, screen-time limit, and intermittent fasting 💪😂.
🌟 Guruji’s Final Blessing 🌟
This Dussehra, burn your Ravans, celebrate your Rams, and remember 👉 life is not about destroying demons outside, but the free demons inside – like laziness, jealousy, and midnight samosa cravings 🌙🥟🔥.
😅🎉 Happy Dussehra, my dear comedy soldiers!
Go, celebrate victory of good over evil… and remember, if you can’t defeat your inner Ravan, at least reduce his samosa intake 🍴👹.
🔥😅 Guruji’s Dussehra Jokes to celebrate Dussehra with Fun 😅🔥
1️⃣ Ravan asked Ram: “Why do you always attack me on Dussehra?”
Ram replied: “Because Black Friday Sale is still far away, so I need some drama now!” 😂🏹
2️⃣ Every year we burn Ravan… but somehow my neighbor’s “ego” survives the fire. 🔥😏
3️⃣ Ram killed Ravan with an arrow 🏹.
I killed my inner Ravan with one arrow too… Delete button on Swiggy app 🍔❌😂
4️⃣ Teacher: “What do we learn from Dussehra?”
Student: “That Ravan had Wi-Fi, because every year he comes back with full recharge!” 📶👹😂
5️⃣ Why do people love Dussehra?
Because it’s the only time burning someone in public is considered cultural activity! 🔥🤣
6️⃣ Ramayana in 2025 would be different:
Ram will say, “Hey Alexa, locate Sita and book Uber to Lanka!” 🚗😂
7️⃣ Dussehra Tip: Burn your stress, anger, and laziness 🔥.
But don’t burn your diet chart… it’s the only slim thing in your life! 😆📜
😅🔥 Guruji’s 20 Dussehra One-Liner Jokes (with Emojis) 🔥😅 👑✨
1️⃣ Every year we burn Ravan 🔥… but our laziness respawns like PUBG character 🎮👹.
2️⃣ Ravan had 10 heads 👨🦲👨🦲👨🦲… imagine his shampoo bill! 🧴😂
3️⃣ On Dussehra, we burn bad habits… but my samosa craving escaped again 🥟🔥🤣.
4️⃣ Ram used arrows 🏹, I use Wi-Fi password reset 🔑📶… both defeat demons.
5️⃣ Ravan’s Lanka was made of gold 🏰✨… mine is made of EMI slips 😭📄.
6️⃣ Dussehra teaches: Good wins over Evil 👑👹… unless Evil is chocolate cake 🍰😂.
7️⃣ Ravan had 10 heads 🤯… but still couldn’t understand women 🤭😂.
8️⃣ Ram needed Hanuman 🐒🔥… I need Swiggy delivery boy on time 🚴🍕.
9️⃣ Dussehra resolution: Burn anger 🔥.
Actual reality: Anger burned me when Chennai traffic started 🚦😡.
🔟 Ravan kidnapped Sita 👑… nowadays kidnappers only kidnap Wi-Fi signals 📶😂.
1️⃣1️⃣ Ram fought Ravan with bow 🏹… I fight my inner demons with “Snooze button” ⏰🤣.
1️⃣2️⃣ Ravan’s 10 heads 🤓… but still, he didn’t wear a helmet 🪖—traffic police would’ve loved him! 😂
1️⃣3️⃣ On Dussehra, people burn Ravans… I burn calories only while searching remote 📺🤣.
1️⃣4️⃣ Ravan’s Lanka was gold 🏰… my bank balance is tin foil 🤣💸.
1️⃣5️⃣ Good over Evil means 🧘♂️… wife over husband in every argument 🤭🔥.
1️⃣6️⃣ In Ramayana, monkeys helped Ram 🐒👑… in my house, monkeys steal bananas 🍌😂.
1️⃣7️⃣ Ravan had 10 heads but still lost 🤦… proof that overthinking never wins! 🧠🔥
1️⃣8️⃣ People light diyas 🪔… I light my neighbour’s gossip with masala 😏😂.
1️⃣9️⃣ Ramayana 2025 version: Ram says, “Google Maps, show Lanka shortcut” 📱🚤😂.
2️⃣0️⃣ Dussehra lesson: Delete bad habits ❌… and WhatsApp groups with “Good Morning 🌸🌞 GIF” spammers 😂😂.
⚡🔥 Guruji’s Blessing: This Dussehra, burn your Ravans, but not your phone data pack! 📱🔥🤣
Choose Happiness Today And Every Day
🧘♂️ 😎 🤓 🧙♂️😂😜 🤪 😏 🥴 🤯 🥴 😏 🤪 😜😂 🧙♂️ 🤓 😎 🧘♂️
📢 “Stay informed, stay hilarious – Guruji guarantees no boredom!” 💥🎉
👉amazinglifeblog.com
Yours,
📘🖊️😄 “GuRuJi – KaMaRaJ” 🎭👴✨ 😇📢
😎 🤓 🧙♂️😂😜 🤪 😏 🥴 🤯 🥴 😏 🤪 😜😂 🧙♂️ 🤓 😎 🧘♂️
