😂🧘♂️ Guruji’s Comedy Bulletin: “Mind, Missiles & Modi – All in One Meditation!” 🤯✨
🧘♀️ World Mental Health Day (Oct 10):
Guruji declares: “One day to remind everyone that your brain also needs servicing!” 🧠🛠️
“Clean your thoughts like you clean your WhatsApp chats — delete toxic ones first!” 📱😂
Guruji says — “When the mind goes offline, the heart goes buffering! 🥴💔
Don’t fight the darkness, light one bulb called hope! 💡😇
And remember — overthinking never solved a problem, it just created imaginary PhD topics!” 🎓😂
🚗 On Track 25 Greenfield E-Ways:
“10,000 km under construction? Wah! Even my thoughts don’t travel that far without toll tax!” 🤣🛣️
Guruji says, “India is building expressways, but my life is still stuck in an emotional traffic jam? Time to construct inner highways! 🧘♂️✨”
🤖 India Leads South Asia’s AI Transformation:
“AI is doing wonders, but still can’t predict your girlfriend’s mood or your mother-in-law’s opinion!” 😜💻
🎉 Festive Cheer in GST Zone:
“Toys, textiles, and footwear shining bright under GST! 🌟
Guruji says, ‘Even your wallet is smiling — but your credit card is crying softly in the EMI corner!’ 💳😭”
🕊️ Government Committed to Terror-Free J&K:
“Guruji says — Terror-free J&K means peace returning with Kashmiri kahwa and snow selfies!” ❄️☕📸“When there’s love in hearts, even guns will retire early!” 💖🔫😂
💼 Tejashwi’s ‘One Family, One Job’ Promise:
Guruji laughs — “In India, we already have One Family, 100 Opinions!” 😂👨👩👧👦
If he succeeds, even your pet dog might get a government posting soon! 🐶🖋️
💣 ‘Chances of War with India Real’: Pakistan Minister:
Guruji replies, “War? No need! Just play cricket — that’s enough for heart attack on both sides!” 🏏🤣“Peace brings profit; war only brings memes!” 😅✌️
🌏 PM Modi & Starmer Talk Peace & Trade:
“Two PMs, one tea cup, and unlimited GDP dreams!” ☕💼
Guruji says — “India-UK partnership = Curry + Coffee + Contracts!” 😂🤝
📈 India on Track to Become 3rd Largest Economy by 2028:
Guruji says — “World ranking 3, but chai remains No.1!” ☕🔥
“Keep hustling, keep dreaming — soon even Mars will ask for Make-in-India imports!” 🚀🤣
🕊️ PM to Starmer: Don’t Let Extremists Abuse Freedoms:
“Guruji agrees — Freedom is for yoga, not yapping!” 🧘♂️😂
“Use freedom to spread peace, not petrol!” 🕊️🔥
🏠 Soon: Pay Property Tax via WhatsApp:
Guruji laughs — “Next update: Get enlightenment via emoji!” 😜📲
“Now even your taxman will send you ‘Good Morning’ messages with payment link!” ☀️💸
🎨 Vocal for Local: Ideas & Artwork Bloom:
“Guruji says — Support local art! Because imported stress needs desi creativity to heal!” 🪔🎭💫
🧘♀️ Busy World Reminder:
“Guruji says — Stop being a robot! Sit down, sip chai, and do nothing for five minutes — it’s a revolutionary act!” 😌☕
🌈 Guruji’s Final Blessing:
“Build roads outside, peace inside, and laughter everywhere! 🛣️🧘♂️😂
If your mind feels heavy — just remember, humour is the cheapest mental health insurance!” 💖🤣
😂🧘♂️ “How to Overcome Mental Health Issues – Guruji’s Comedy Prescription!” 💊😄
“Children of anxiety, warriors of overthinking, and kings of Google diagnosis—listen carefully! 😎🧠
You don’t need a psychiatrist… You just need peace, patience, and maybe a plate of pani puri!” 🤣🥙
🧩 1. Identify the Enemy – The ‘Mind Ka Monkey’ 🐒
Guruji says, “Your mind is like a monkey on Red Bull! 🐒☕️
It jumps from ‘What if?’ to ‘Why me?’ faster than your ex typing ‘typing…’ on WhatsApp!” 😜📱
👉 Step one: Catch the monkey!
Sit quietly, breathe deeply, and whisper, ‘Oye monkey, relax kar!’ 🧘♀️
🧘 2. Don’t Fight Thoughts – Fool Them! 😂
Guruji’s tip: When a negative thought says, “You’re useless,”
You reply, “Yes, but I’m a beautifully useless legend!” 🌟😎
Laugh at your mind before it laughs at you!
Guruji calls it “Mental Judo”—throw your negative thoughts on the mat and pin them with humour! 🥋😂
🍛 3. Feed Your Mood, Not Your Worry! 😋
Guruji warns: “Empty stomach = full depression!”
So, eat like a happy saint—idli for peace, dosa for wisdom, and coffee for courage! ☕💪
And remember—never trust your emotions before breakfast. 😴🍳
💬 4. Talk to People – Not to Your Pillow! 💤
Sharing your feelings doesn’t make you weak; it makes you wireless-connected to healing! 📡❤️
Talk to friends, family, or Guruji (free therapy, with jokes included! 😜).
Silence may be golden, but laughter is platinum! 💎😂
🚶 5. Move That Body, Calm That Mind! 🏃♀️
Guruji says, “If your mind refuses to move on, make your legs do it!”
Walk, dance, or chase your neighbor’s dog—anything that gets your blood flowing! 🐕♂️💃
🌞 6. Gratitude Is the Real Antidepressant! 🙏
Every morning, say thank you for three things—
Even if it’s just:
1️⃣ I woke up.
2️⃣ My Wi-Fi is working.
3️⃣ My mother hasn’t asked, “When will you get married?” today! 😆
💡 7. Remember – It’s Okay Not to Be Okay 💖
Guruji says: “Even your phone hangs sometimes… so why can’t you?” 📱😅
Take a break. Rest. Recharge.
Because healing is not instant noodles—it takes time, patience, and a pinch of comedy! 🍜😂
Guruji’s Final Blessing: 🪔
“May your mind be peaceful, your heart be light, and your laughter be loud enough to scare away your stress!” 🤣🙏
Choose Happiness Today And Every Day
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📢 “Stay informed, stay hilarious – Guruji guarantees no boredom!” 💥🎉
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