๐ GURUJIโS LAUGHTER THERAPY SPECIAL ๐
Funniest Jokes for Stress Relief ๐
๐ CLASSROOM CHAOS
Teacher: Construct a sentence using the word โsugar.โ
Student: I drank tea this morning.
Teacher: Whereโs the word sugar?
Student: Itโs already inside the tea, Guruji! โ๐
Teacher: What is Photosynthesis?
Student: Thatโs our topic for today! ๐ง ๐ก
Teacher: John is climbing a tree to pick some mangoes. Begin with โMangoes.โ
Student: Mangoes, John is coming to pick you! ๐ฅญ๐
Teacher: What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
Student: We donโt call them; they come uninvited! ๐ฆ๐ก
Teacher: Name the nation people hate most.
Student: Exami-nation! ๐๐ญ
Teacher: How can we keep our school clean?
Student: By staying at home! ๐ก๐
Teacher: One day, our country will be corruption-free. What tense is that?
Student: Future impossible tense! ๐คฃ
๐ HUSBAND APPRECIATION DAY SPECIAL ๐
Let us keep two minutes of silence for all brave husbands worldwideโฆ ๐ฏ๏ธ๐
Quotes of Great Personalities:
๐ฃ๏ธ After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin โ they canโt face each other, but still stay together.
โ Al Gore ๐
๐ A good wife always forgives her husband… when sheโs wrong.
โ Barack Obama ๐
๐ When you are in love, wonders happen. But once you get married, you wonderโฆ what happened!
โ Steve Jobs ๐คฏ
๐ฏ Marriage is a beautiful forest where brave lions are killed by beautiful deer.
โ Brad Pitt ๐ฆ๐๐ฆ
๐ GURUJIโS MARRIAGE COMEDY CORNER
๐ While getting married, the guy proudly says,
โIโll keep your daughter happy forever!โ
Have you ever heard a girl saying,
โIโll keep your son happy foreverโ?
Nooooโฆ because women donโt tell lies! ๐๐คฃ
๐ฉโ๐ฆฐ If wife wants husbandโs attention โ she just has to look sad and uncomfortable.
๐จ If husband wants wifeโs attention โ he just has to look comfortable and happy! ๐คฃ๐คฃ
๐งโโ๏ธ A philosopher husband said:
โEvery wife is a Mistress of her husband โ
Miss for the first yearโฆ and Stress for the rest of life!โ ๐๐
๐ฌ๏ธ Position of a husband is just like a Split AC โ
No matter how loud he is outdoorsโฆ heโs designed to remain silent indoors! ๐คซ๐
All husbands, cheer up โ at least one day a year is dedicated to the most helpless species on Earth! ๐๐๐
๐ Share laughter โ itโs free medicine from Gurujiโs Clinic of Comedy!
๐ Visit amazinglifeblog.com
for your daily laughter dose! ๐๐คฃ
Choose Happiness Today And Every Day
๐งโโ๏ธ ๐ ๐ค ๐งโโ๏ธ๐๐ ๐คช ๐ ๐ฅด ๐คฏ ๐ฅด ๐ ๐คช ๐๐ ๐งโโ๏ธ ๐ค ๐ ๐งโโ๏ธ
๐ข “Stay informed, stay hilarious โ Guruji guarantees no boredom!” ๐ฅ๐
๐amazinglifeblog.com
Yours,
๐๐๏ธ๐ โGuRuJi – KaMaRaJโ ๐ญ๐ดโจ ๐๐ข
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