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🧠 “NDA will get record win in Bihar under Nitish,” says PM
👉 Guruji says: In Bihar, voters are more confused — but Nitish’s switchboard always finds the winning current! ⚡🤣
🎓 “Youth at Core of India’s Foreign Policy,” says Modi
👉 Guruji says: Perfect! The youth are already experts in long-distance relationships — now they’ll handle foreign affairs too! 🌍💌
🕯️ “Shine the Inner Light”
👉 Guruji says: Yes, but first check if your bulb is LED or emotional! 💡😄 Inner light won’t work if ego is blocking the current! ⚡🧘
🧹 “Cleanliness is Next to Godliness”
👉 Guruji says: True! But in India, finding dust-free spots is tougher than finding true love on Tinder! 😅🙏
💖 “Being real and emotional is your biggest strength”
👉 Guruji says: Correct! But try crying in public — people will offer you tissues! 😂📱
💰 “Ides of October: Big Overseas Money Flows into Banks, Auto, and Metals”
👉 Guruji says: Great news! Money is flowing in… but my wallet still looks like a drought-hit village! 💸🌾
👑 “Old Ornaments Shine Anew as Festive Gold Swaps Surge”
👉 Guruji says: Ladies polishing old gold — husbands trembling silently! Because they know, after Diwali… new jewellery ads will start whispering again! 💍🤣
💼 “Support honest taxpayers,” says Sitharaman to GST officers
👉 Guruji says: Wah! But Guruji still waiting for “Buy 1 Tax, Get 1 Refund Free” offer! 😜🧾
🌎 “Humankind has not woven the web of life…”
👉 Guruji says: True! But humankind did invent the Wi-Fi web — and now even that buffer’s before enlightenment arrives! 🕸️📶
🌬️ “Air is our Guru, Water is our Father, Earth is our Mother”
👉 Guruji says: And we are naughty kids polluting all three! Maa dharti crying, Paani papa boiling, and Hawa guru coughing! 😷💨
🏛️ “All Is Not Well With UN,” says Jaishankar
👉 Guruji says: Of course! Even UN meetings now sound like family WhatsApp groups — everyone talking, no one listening! 😂🌐
Why Marriage Is the Longest Running Comedy Show on Earth?
😂 Guruji Presents: “Marriage – The Ultimate Comedy Show!” 💍🎭
👇 Guruji explains theComedy Show 🎬 Scene 1: The Trailer
Before marriage, both act like Oscar-winning actors. 🎥
He says, “I love your smile.” She says, “I love your style.”🤣
🎬 Scene 2: The Daily Episode
Every day begins like a romantic serial and ends like Crime Patrol. 🕵️♂️
Breakfast: “Good morning, darling.” ☕
Dinner: “You never listen to me!” 🍛💥
🎬 Scene 3: Budget Comedy
Before marriage: candlelight dinners. 🕯️
After marriage, the candle burns out, and both argue over the electricity bill! 💡💸
🎬 Scene 4: Communication Breakdown
He talks in bytes, she listens in gigabytes. 💻
He says, “Okay,” she hears “, You don’t care!”! 🤯😂
🎬 Scene 5: Grand Finale (Never Ends)
They fight like Tom & Jerry, but still sleep on the same bed. 🐭🐱💤
Because deep down, love hides behind every punchline. ❤️🎉
💞 Script Writing:
Forget Bollywood! Write your own love script every morning.
Sometimes romantic, sometimes tragic, but mostly… “Who left the towel on the bed?” 😜
🤣 Casting:
The husband thinks he’s the hero…
The wife knows she’s the director, producer, and censor board — all in one! 🎬👑
🕺💃 Rehearsals:
Arguments are just dialogue practice — don’t take them seriously!
Every fight is a new episode — learn your lines, deliver with emotion, and end with “Okay, sorry darling!” 😅❤️
🎁 Comedy Timing:
In marriage, timing is everything!
Say “Yes dear” before she finishes the sentence… that’s called survival timing! 🕓💣
🌈 Happy Ending (Every Day):
Even after all the chaos, hugs are the curtain call. 💞
Remember, a good marriage is funny, dramatic, but full of love! ❤️🤣
🎬 Guruji’s Moral:
“Don’t take marriage seriously — take it cinematically!
Laugh, love, and enjoy 📺😄
Choose Happiness Today And Every Day
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