📣 Dear friends, 🤹♂️ 📢) 👓 🌸🔥 Guruji’s Dussehra Guidance – Comedy Edition 🔥🌸 My dear devotees 😎📱, Dussehra is not just about burning one tall Ravan dummy in the ground… it’s about burning the mini Ravans living inside us – anger, ego, laziness, and that unshakeable habit of ordering “Swiggy” instead of cooking 🍔➡️🍲. […]
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📣 Dear friends, 🤹♂️ 📢) 👓 🌞😂 Guruji Comedy News Bulletin – Special Edition 🎤📜 🕺 “India going full Self-Reliant Bharat mode! Modi ji says — Swadeshi shopping is the new Amazon Prime! 🇮🇳🛍️”💸 “Income tax up to ₹12 lakh = no stress! GST reform = discounts like Flipkart sale! Double bonanza 🔥 Poor & […]
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📣 Dear friends, 🤹♂️ 📢) 👓 🌞😂 Guruji Comedy News Bulletin – Special Edition 🎤📜 📰 “Our future can’t be at mercy of others: PM”👉 Guruji punchline: Arrey wah! Future is like WiFi password… don’t depend on neighbour’s hotspot, make your own network! 📶😂 📰 “Goyal heading to US for trade talks”👉 Guruji punchline: Poor […]
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📣 Dear friends, 🤹♂️ 📢) 👓 🌞😂 Guruji Comedy News Bulletin – Special Edition 🎤📜 👉 Modi to launch 1,840 km frontier highway in Arunachal 🚗🏔️Guruji: “1,840 km road? Ayyo, even my relatives don’t visit me after 18 km 🌧️😂 👉 Committee to study illegal immigration gets Cabinet nod 🛂✍️Guruji: “Committees in India are like […]
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📣 Dear friends, 🤹♂️ 📢) 👓 🌞😂 Guruji Comedy News Bulletin – Special Edition 🎤📜 👉 Presented with blessings, sarcasm, and a pinch of rasam powder! 🍲✨ 📰 “Simplicity, Vision, Love For Nation. That Is Modi”👉 Guruji: Arrey wah! 😎 Even Bollywood heroes need makeup, but Modiji is running the nation with just detergent-level simplicity! […]
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📣 Dear friends, 🤹♂️ 📢) 👓 🙏🤣 Guruji Comedy News Bulletin 🤣🙏 🎙️ – Special Edition 🌍✨ 👉 “Achieve greater integration among forces: PM to Def Min”😂 Guruji: Oh yes… integrate the forces, but please don’t mix Army band with DJ remix! 💂♂️🥁🎶 👉 “Ruling on validity of Bihar SIR will apply pan-India: SC”🤣 Guruji: […]
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📣 Dear friends, 🤹♂️ 📢) 👓 📢😎 Guruji’s Comedy News Bulletin 🎙️ – 13th September Special Edition 🌍✨ 📰 Modi in Manipur: Need bridge of harmony between hills & valley👉 Guruji says: Arre wah! If bridge is ready, please add a toll gate for politicians also – “Pay bribe or U-turn!” 🚧😂 📰 Only we […]
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📣 Dear friends, 🤹♂️ 📢) 👓 📢😎 Guruji’s Comedy News Bulletin 🎙️ – 13th September Special Edition 🌍✨ 👉 Modi in Manipur: PM Modi visiting Manipur for peace & development… Guruji says, hope he also carries a “conflict repair kit” – glue + Vicks Vaporub! 🩹😂 👉 CP Radhakrishnan VP Oath: New Vice President sworn […]
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📣 Dear friends, 🤹♂️ 📢) 👓 📢😎 Guruji’s Comedy News Bulletin 🎙️ – 12th September Special Edition 🌍✨ 👉 India, US are ‘not that far apart’ on tariff issues, deal imminent: Envoy-pick GorGuruji says: “Not that far apart? Just a small tax gap… like between wife’s shopping list and husband’s wallet!” 👜💸 👉 Rahul did […]
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📣 Dear friends, 🤹♂️ 📢) 👓 🌸 Guruji’s Wisdom Thought 🌸 🪞 Just as a dusty mirror cannot reflect light…🧘 A restless mind cannot show you peace of mind. ✨ Calm your thoughts, and peace will find you. ✨ 📢😎 Guruji’s Comedy News Bulletin 🎙️ – 11th September Special Edition 🌍✨ 1️⃣ India–US trade reset […]
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