Guruji Explains with Laughter! 😂👑The Laughing Monk of Politics!😄 “In dynasty politics, the chair becomes a family property — not a public responsibility!” 🪑😂 Leadership once meant serving people; now it means preserving family seats! 📶😅 1️⃣ No Struggle, Only Cuddle! When leaders are born in AC rooms, not in public meetings, they learn remote […]
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🤣 Guruji’s Take: Why Trump’s Popularity Is Not Growing! 💥 🌪️ Guruji observes that Donald Trump’s popularity graph is behaving like old Wi-Fi — strong signals in the past, but now… buffering! 😅📉 🗣️ Too much talking, not enough walking! Trump gives more speeches than a parrot with a podcast — but voters now want […]
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🎆 Guruji’s Diwali Wishes 2025 🎇 🤣 wishing you and your family a joyous Diwali 🎇 😎💥 May this Diwali brighten your life with happiness, health, and wealth. 💡😂” ✨ “May your Diwali sparkle so much that even your neighbour’s jealous LED lights need sunglasses! 😎💥” 🤣 Guruji’s Global Comedy Bulletin! 🌍🧘♂️✨ (Powered by peace, […]
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😂 🌞 Guruji’s Comedy News Bulletin – “From Monsoon to Motivation!” 🌧️🚀 🧠 “We live in an age of endless options, possibilities, and achievements” — Yes, beta, from 100 dosa varieties to 100 dating apps… confusion level = PhD! 🤯💘 Delhi & Amaravati jointly driving India’s transformation, says Modi — Guruji says: Two engines running […]
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🤣 Guruji’s Global Comedy Bulletin! 🌍 🌞 “Breaking News with Blessings & Belly Laughs!” 😂🕉️ 🪔 1️⃣ Modi–Ukhnaa Talks Mark New High in India–Mongolia Friendship! Guruji says: “Modi ji’s friendship network now covers from Mongolia to Moon-golia! 🌕🤝 Soon he’ll need Google Maps just to track his best friends list!” 😂 💸 2️⃣ Foxconn Denies […]
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🌞 “Breaking News with Blessings & Belly Laughs!” 😂🕉️ 🦸♂️ Guruji Wisdom Starter: “Don’t let the hero in your soul retire early. 💪😄 The world you dream of is not in Dubai… It’s inside you only — just needs better emotional network.📶💖” 🕊️ Gaza Peace Drama: PM Modi welcomed the release of hostages after two […]
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📣 Dear friends, 🤹♂️ 📢) 👓 🤣📰 GURUJI COMEDY BULLETIN💥 🎤 Drumroll please… Guruji has arrived with today’s world comedy bulletin in English!🤪 Serious news, but spicy punchlines! Let’s gooo! 🚀 📰 “I’ll protect farmers at any cost!” – Modi👳♂️ Guruji says: Wah wah! Sir says he’ll pay any cost, but doesn’t want to pay […]
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