📣 Dear friends, 🤹♂️ 📢) 👓 🌞😂 Guruji Comedy News Bulletin – Special Edition 🎤📜 🧑⚖️ 🚨 Guruji Comedy News Bulletin 🚨 😎🔥 1️⃣ Trump’s H-1B move: 🎲 UK & Europe shouting “Jackpot!” 🎉 While Indian techies saying “Bhaiya, mera number kab aayega?” 😭💻 2️⃣ Zelensky: “India mostly with us” 🙏 Modi ji: “Mostly? That’s […]
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📣 Dear friends, 🤹♂️ 📢) 👓 🌞😂 Guruji Comedy News Bulletin – Special Edition 🎤📜 🕺 “India going full Self-Reliant Bharat mode! Modi ji says — Swadeshi shopping is the new Amazon Prime! 🇮🇳🛍️”💸 “Income tax up to ₹12 lakh = no stress! GST reform = discounts like Flipkart sale! Double bonanza 🔥 Poor & […]
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📣 Dear friends, 🤹♂️ 📢) 👓 🌞😂 Guruji Comedy News Bulletin – Special Edition 🎤📜 👉 Modi to launch 1,840 km frontier highway in Arunachal 🚗🏔️Guruji: “1,840 km road? Ayyo, even my relatives don’t visit me after 18 km 🌧️😂 👉 Committee to study illegal immigration gets Cabinet nod 🛂✍️Guruji: “Committees in India are like […]
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📣 Dear friends, 🤹♂️ 📢) 👓 🙏🤣 Guruji Comedy News Bulletin 🤣🙏 🎙️ – Special Edition 🌍✨ 👉 “Achieve greater integration among forces: PM to Def Min”😂 Guruji: Oh yes… integrate the forces, but please don’t mix Army band with DJ remix! 💂♂️🥁🎶 👉 “Ruling on validity of Bihar SIR will apply pan-India: SC”🤣 Guruji: […]
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📣 Dear friends, 🤹♂️ 📢) 👓 🙏🤣 Guruji Comedy News Bulletin 🤣🙏 🎙️ – Special Edition 🌍✨ 1️⃣ New Nepal PM Sushila Karki vows to end corruption 😇Guruji 👉 Promises are free, but action comes with GST! 💸😂 2️⃣ UNICEF warns India faces obesity epidemic 🍔Guruji 👉 India is running behind burgers instead of running […]
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📣 Dear friends, 🤹♂️ 📢) 👓 📢😎 Guruji’s Comedy News Bulletin 🎙️ – 13th September Special Edition 🌍✨ 📰 Modi in Manipur: Need bridge of harmony between hills & valley👉 Guruji says: Arre wah! If bridge is ready, please add a toll gate for politicians also – “Pay bribe or U-turn!” 🚧😂 📰 Only we […]
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📣 Dear friends, 🤹♂️ 📢) 👓 📢😎 Guruji’s Comedy News Bulletin 🎙️ – 12th September Special Edition 🌍✨ 👉 India, US are ‘not that far apart’ on tariff issues, deal imminent: Envoy-pick GorGuruji says: “Not that far apart? Just a small tax gap… like between wife’s shopping list and husband’s wallet!” 👜💸 👉 Rahul did […]
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📣 Dear friends, 🤹♂️ 📢) 👓 🌸 Guruji’s Wisdom Thought 🌸 🪞 Just as a dusty mirror cannot reflect light…🧘 A restless mind cannot show you peace of mind. ✨ Calm your thoughts, and peace will find you. ✨ 📢😎 Guruji’s Comedy News Bulletin 🎙️ – 11th September Special Edition 🌍✨ 1️⃣ India–US trade reset […]
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📣 Dear friends, 🤹♂️ 📢) 👓 📢😎 Guruji’s Comedy News Bulletin 🎙️ – 10th September Special Edition 🌍✨ 🕯️ World Suicide Prevention DayArrey Friends… 13,000 students took extreme steps in 2022 💔📚. Guruji’s message 👉 Exams are not Mahabharat war, it’s just paper with ink! Don’t give permanent solution to temporary problem. ✋ Instead of […]
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📣 Dear friends, 🤹♂️ 📢) 👓 😎📢 Guruji’s Comedy News Bulletin – Today’s Hot & Spicy Headlines with Masala Punchlines 🌶️😂👇 🌀 Tharoor vs Trump Tariff TandoorShashi Tharoor ji said — “Insults and 50% tariff can’t be forgiven so quickly!” 🤔Guruji’s translation: Arrey, even wives forgive faster after quarrel… but tariff wounds? Permanent scar, baba! […]
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