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🎤 GURUJI PRESENTS: Today’s World Drama Punchlines 🎭📰
– With a dash of comedy, a pinch of wisdom, 😄👇
🛑 Iran Reels From Israeli Strikes
👉 “Missiles are flying, ministers are hiding – Iran’s new version of ‘Catch Me If You Can’! 🎯💥🏃♂️🧨
📞 Netanyahu calls Modi over strikes
👉 “Hello hello… it’s not a missed call, it’s a missile call!” 📱🇮🇱🇮🇳💣🤯
😱 Bomb Scare on Air India Flight
👉 “Passenger: I paid for turbulence, not terrorism!” ✈️💣😨🥴
🐉 China denies double standards on terror
👉 “Dragon says it breathes fire only on ‘select’ villains!” 🐲🔥🕵️♂️👀
🚫 Stalin says TN won’t be ruled from Delhi
👉 “Stalin to Delhi: You run Parliament, we’ll run Kollywood!” 🎬🧑⚖️🚛🗳️
🎭 Kamal Haasan elected to Rajya Sabha
👉 “From ‘Nayakan’ to ‘Neta’ – Kamal’s sequel is political!” 🎥🎖️👏🗳️
👑 PMK Founder says 2026 alliance will be his call
👉 “Anna said it – 2026 plot twist is already scripted!” 🎙️📜📆🧠
🇮🇳🤝🇨🇳 India-China agree to mend ties
👉 “Two neighbors patching up like saas-bahu after Diwali drama!” 🎇👩🦳👩🦰🫱🫲
💰 FM wants faster tax refunds
👉 “Govt to citizens: We took it fast, we’ll return it faster (hopefully!)” 🧾🏃♀️💸🤞
📱 Made in India Chinese phones booming
👉 “Chinese hardware, Indian jugaad – Global ringtone: Jai Ho!” 📲🇮🇳🔔🌍
📈 Expect wealth creation in equities: Duggad
👉 “Market to investors: Fasten seatbelts, paisa rain ahead!” 🌧️💵📊🎉
⚠️ Trump to Iran: Act fast or else
👉 “Trump’s back with his bestseller: ‘The Art of the Nuclear Deal’ – Now in Persian!” 📘☢️👱♂️🚨
🇺🇸 US wants to weaken India, says Sachs
👉 “Breaking: US accused of playing chess with India’s future – and using invisible pawns!” ♟️🕶️🧠🇮🇳
☮️ Only peace and collaboration can save us
👉 “Humanity: Less ego, more eco – otherwise it’s game over!” 🌍✌️💞🌱
🎉 11 years of Seva, Sushasan, Garib Kalyan
👉 “From stress to strength – NDA says: ‘Modi-fied’ India, verified by voters!” 🗳️💪📈🌟
😎 That’s it from Guruji’s Global Gags – where even world wars get a wacky wrap!
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📢 “Stay informed, stay hilarious – Guruji guarantees no boredom!” 💥🎉
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