🎭 Welcome to Guruji’s Humour Time! 😄
Where Laughter is the Best Prasad! 🍬🕉️
Namaskaram! 🙏
You’ve entered the sacred temple of tickles, the ashram of LOLs, and the mandir of memes – Guruji’s Humour Time! 😂🎉
😂🎤 GURUJI PRESENTS: “I AM ALIVE – COMEDY WITH LONG LIFE GUARANTEE!” 🎉🧓💊📱
🕺🌟 At a big fat celebrity party, an elderly legend walked in… not with swag, but with a walking stick that had more experience than Bollywood stars! 😎🦯
🎤Host: “Sir ji, do you still go to the doctor often?”
🧓Old Man: “Yes yes, I go regularly!”
😲Host: “WHY, Guruji??”
🧓Old Man: “Arrey beta, if patients like me don’t go… how will the doctor survive? I’m doing charity with my BP! 💉😂”
👏👏Audience: FREE checkup of laughter!
🎤Host again: “Do you visit the pharmacist too?”
🧓Old Man: “Of course! He has to eat too!” 🍽️💊
👏👏Audience: Medicine of giggles continues!
🎤Host: “So… you take all the medicines they give?”
🧓Old Man: “Na na na! I throw most of them away… because I also want to live! 🤣🗑️💊”
🌪️At this point, laughter was louder than ambulance sirens near a hospital!
🎤Host: “Thanks for joining us today!”
🧓Old Man: “You’re welcome, beta! I came only because YOU also have to live! 😄📺”
📱Then came the killer question:
🎤Host: “Uncle ji, do you still post in WhatsApp groups?”
🧓Old Man: “Yes yes, I send ‘Good Morning 🌞 with roses 🌹’ daily! Otherwise they’ll think I’m dead and the admin will kick me out!” 😵🚪🚫
📢 It is said this joke won No.1 in the World 🏆 because…
“EVERYONE WANTS TO LIVE!” 🧬😂
👳♂️GURUJI’S BLESSING:
“My dear WhatsApp warriors! 😎💌
Keep laughing 🤣
Keep messaging 📱
Keep living 🧘
…and yes, if you stop sending Good Morning messages, you’re OUT of the group and INTO the memory folder!” 🪦😂
🧠 Guruji’s Thought of the Day: 😎📿
“Life is like a WhatsApp group – full of notifications you didn’t ask for!” 📱😂
📢 STAY CONNECTED… STAY ALIVE… STAY FUNNY!
💃🕺💬🧠💖
Guruji signing off… but not signing out of life! 😄🖐️
🕉️ Powered by chuckles, blessed with giggles – Stay tuned, stay tickled! 😂📿
– With love & laughter, Guruji 😇🎭
Thanks for reading,
KaMaRaJ.
