🌞 Welcome to Guruji Comedy Bulletin – June 21 Edition! 📰🎤
Because reading the news without laughing is so last century… 🤷♂️📆 🤣
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🔫 Operation Sindoor – India’s Terror Tracker On Point!
Rajnath Singh in Udhampur: “India’s anti-terror skills are top-class!”
🕵️♂️ Guruji says: “Terrorists are now typing ‘How to vanish peacefully in India’ on ChatGPT!” 💻💥😎
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🔬 UK Minister Says: “India’s a Science & Tech Boss!”
🧪 Guruji predicts: “Soon, Indians will run AI on curd-powered batteries!” 🥛⚡🤯
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🌍 War in Mideast May Not Block the ‘Silicon Road’
📡 Guruji whispers: “Bullets may fly, but Wi-Fi must stay – priority hai, beta!” 🕊️📶🛡️
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🧘 Modi at G7: India’s New Global Posture
🪑 Guruji observes: “From yoga mats to G7 chats – flexibility level: international!” 🤸♂️🌐
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🛬 Iran Opens Airspace for 1,000 Indian Students
🎓 Guruji jokes: “Iran said, ‘Beta, exams pass ho ya fail – plane toh lena hi hai!’” 🧳📚😇
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🚗 Tesla Showrooms in India from July
⚡ Guruji alerts: “Imported cars, local potholes – let the ultimate suspension test begin!” 🕳️🚘😬
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🇮🇳 PM Modi Rejects Trump’s Invite, Chooses Jagannath
🛕 Guruji: “When Jagannath calls, even Trump must hold!” 🧘♂️📿🥁
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✈️ Airplane Door Making Noise, Fixed with Napkins
🧻 Guruji gasps: “Introducing India’s new airline partner: Paper Napkin & Co.” 😅🛫🧻
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🌊 SRK’s Beach House Under CRZ Watch
🎬 Guruji quips: “From Pathaan to Pataal – King Khan’s reach is tidal!” 🌊🏠🔍
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⛽ End-of-Life Vehicles = No Fuel From July
🚘 Guruji says: “Vintage car uncles now upgrading to bullock carts with Bluetooth!” 🐂📱🚫
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🛩️ Guwahati-Chennai Flight Lands in Bengaluru Due to Low Fuel
☕ Guruji laughs: “Captain said, ‘Fuel nahi, filter coffee toh milega!’” 😜✈️☕
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💰 JLR Faces $2.1 Billion Tariff Hit
🚙 Guruji sighs: “Tariff ne tor diya torque… Range Rover bhi ro raha hai!” 😭🔧🤑
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🔥 Israel-Iran Tension: India in High-Level Talks
📲 Guruji nods: “Everyone is tense… except family WhatsApp groups – still forwarding bhavishyavaani memes!” 🧠📵📨
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🧘 Yogi’s Definition: Deep Participation, No Drama
🙏 Guruji: “Yogi commits fully – to inner peace and daily chai!” ☕🧘♂️🫶
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🍽️ Less Needs = Bigger Deeds
💪 Guruji says: “Start with skipping one samosa. End up feeding a whole village!” 🥟➡️🏘️😇
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👶 Telegram CEO: Inheritance for 100 Kids
😲 Guruji exclaims: “Even Lord Krishna says – ‘Bro, slow down!’” 🍼📬👨👧👦
🤯 GURUJI’S THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
“Life is like a leaking airplane door – plug it with a napkin, say ‘Wahe Guru,’ and keep flying!” ✈️🧻😇
📢 That’s your daily dose of news, jokes & enlightenment – Guruji style!
👉 Stay tuned. Stay giggling. Stay wise! 😂📲🧘♂️
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