📣 Dear friends, 🤹♂️ 📢) 👓
I’m your Guruji – here to serve you the hottest news with a dash of humour!
👓 Read it. 😂 Laugh it. 🗣️ Share it.! 🌶️📺
“Choose happiness today and every day” 😄
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📣 🌍 Guruji’s Comedy Bulletin –Alert Edition! 😂🧘♂️
🧨 “I’m proud to say no Hindu can ever be a terrorist!” – says Shah in RS
🧘♂️ Guruji’s thought: “Even mosquitoes don’t attack us during puja time… such is our peaceful aura! 🪔🦟”
🕵️♂️ UN Panel Report Mentions TRF in Pahalgam!
🔍 Guruji whispers: “UN searching Kashmir like a mother searching for TV remote under sofa cushions! 🛋️📺”
💦 India invites tenders for Chenab project!
🛠️ Guruji: “Engineer bhakts already applying – slogan: ‘Make Dams, Not Drama!’ 🚧🌊”
🕺 Pak & China dancing tango because of Cong govts! – EAM Jaishankar
🧧 Guruji says: “When neighbours start Salsa, you better secure your kitchen door! 🍳💃”
🤝 Govt: Committed to fair deal with US!
💸 Guruji: “Fair, balanced, and invisible – like my share of pizza at family dinners! 🍕⚖️”
📉 Rupee at 5-month low, Dalal Street nervous!
🫨 Guruji sighs: “Even my BP machine shows ‘Error’ when it hears stock updates! 📉💊”
🗺️ BJP: We’ll bring back PoK!
📦 Guruji predicts: “If we get back PoK, my cousin in Multan better return my pressure cooker! 🔥🍲”
👨⚖️ Kapil Sibal praises Dhankhar – calls him ‘A friend of friends’!
👬 Guruji smiles: “Friend of friends? Then surely he’s also in ‘Shaadi Ke WhatsApp group!’ 🎉📱”
🛢️ Trump administration sanctions 6 Indian companies over Iran links!
💥 Guruji reacts: “Trump uncle still playing Monopoly with oil cards – ‘Go to Jail’, ‘Skip 3 turns’! 🎲🚫”
🙏 That’s all for today’s Guruji Gyaan + Giggles Bulletin 🕉️
📢 Remember: Even if markets fall, your sense of humor should rise like inflation! 😜📈
Shanti Shanti, Share & Laugh Daily! 😂📿
🎤 Guruji’s Career Success Sutras 🤓💼
🧘♂️ Presented by Guruji – the only Guru who gives gyaan with giggles! 😜📈
🌟 1. Wake Up Before Your Boss 🕔
🔔 Early to rise makes you wise… and saves you from last-minute Zoom panic!
😴 “Sleep is sweet, but so is salary!” 💰🛌
📚 2. Learn Daily, Burn Ego 🔥
🎓 “Don’t act like you know everything, even Google updates daily!”
🧠 Keep feeding your brain, not just your stomach! 🍔🧏♂️
👂 3. Listen More, Talk Less 🎤🔇
🙊 “When Guruji spoke less, people called it wisdom. When my uncle did, it was just Sunday hangover.” 🍻🧘♂️
👀 Observe, nod wisely, and only speak when HR is watching!
🧹 4. Clean Your Inbox, Not Just Your Desk 💻🧼
📬 “A messy inbox is like a messy life – full of unread warnings!” 🚨
🧘♂️ Delete junk, and also some toxic colleagues (emotionally, not HR-wise). 😇
🧑🏫 5. Find a Mentor, Not Just a Manager 🧠
🧙 “A manager gives deadlines… a mentor gives direction!”
🚀 Choose your Yoda, not your Yoga instructor! 😅
⏰ 6. Be on Time, Not Just Online 🖥️🕒
📡 “Logging in late and blaming Wi-Fi is not strategy, it’s tragedy!” 😆
📅 Show up like rain in Tamil Nadu – rare but respected!
💡 7. Suggest Ideas, Even Silly Ones 🧠💥
🗯️ “Once I suggested tea breaks every 30 mins… now I’m the Chief Relaxation Officer!” ☕👑
Your ideas are laddoos — some may be too sweet, but one might win the rasgulla jackpot!
💪 8. Say YES to Challenges, NO to Chai Politics ☕🚫
🛑 Gossip doesn’t build careers, skills do!
👷 Focus on work, not who brought tiffin for whom! 🍱👀
📢 Guruji’s Final Gyaan:
“Success is not in your stars, it’s in your alarms!” ⏰🌠
📈 Work smart, laugh daily, and keep your resume as updated as your Instagram! 📸📝
📩 Share this to your unemployed cousin 😜
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📿 Om Jobaya Namaha! 😂💼🧘♂️
Yours,
📘🖊️😄 “GuRuJi KaMaRaJ” 🎭👴✨ 😇📢
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